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Gaming Lessons
(courtesy of our book Lesson Mania! on sale now!)
  • When playing a game of hide & go seek, no matter which position you are in, it is best to get up & walk away.
  • As bright as night I will never understand how board games entertain people
  • When competing on a game show, remember nothing is real.
  • Hide & go seek gone wrong: You have a skeleton in your closet.
  • When you are on the rim eat a tiger for 18 points.
  • The number one excuse to cheat at video games:  "I prefer the experience of the game to the challenge."
  • Rock, Paper, Scissors isn't so good for settling disputes when you use the real rocks, cutting white paper, & extra sharp scissors.
  • People who get trapped in a maze never seem to say "I'm aMazed!" They should!
Original Quotes:
  • Emperor MAR on Jeopardy:  "What is the answer?"
  • A. I never tell anyone anything?
    B. Any questions? Except this one.
    C. Can you answer this question? 
  • I played magnet darts once. That may have been the only time.
  • Are you good at darts? I mean good enough that I should be worried.
  • Book Drinking Tip:  Drinking Books may seem like fun & games. But the next time you Drink a Book, think about the people who worked so hard to Milk that Logs & you will appreciate it more.
  • Emperor MAR: choose a prize
    Snow White: umm a million dollars
    Emperor MAR: hmm I can't even get that much in fake monopoly money
  • I don't like puzzles I'll tell you why because the box already shows you what it looks like. There's no surprise at the end.
    It's like "Ah 8 hours but I'm finally finished." And honestly the box looks better because there are no cracks in it.
    I'd love to see a puzzle box with the wrong pieces in the box.
  • The most addicting game I ever played was Taste the White Powder®
  • Con Test, the game show where you guess who's been to jail before based on their life experiences.
Videos:  Top 53 Rings from Sonic The Hedgehog on the Sega Genesis, Top 3 Extra Lives in Sonic 2

Piemerica Christmas Catalog Products:  Game Mascot Gymboree, Arcade Cabinet
Knife Throw Go from Piemerican Magazine #2's Guide to New Products
(The Joe) RPG Maker 2k Sprites
Piemerican Games Soundtrack

N64 No Mercy Edits Page
Video Games
Video Games (humor rap)
The Lighter Side of This (Original lyrics for the song Atropos from Columns on the Sega Genesis)
Ivo (Original lyrics for the Zone Boss music from Sonic the Hedgehog 2 on the Sega Genesis)


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