1. hof (0:34)
2. Climbing A Spiral Staircase in the Dark (0:59)
3. 1 (0:33)
4. The Oatmeal Phrase (0:07)
5. Savage Beatings Song 1A (0:55)
6. Green Carrot (0:49)
7. Shouting Out Our Secrets (Bassline) (0:04)
8. Punch My Cat in the Face (0:23)
9. Drink a Book in my Face (0:25)
10. Tree Farm (2:26)
11. Lunch Fat Ryme (0:53)
12. Lemons in the Eyes of Children (1:47)
13. The Oatmeal Phrase 2nd (0:07)
14. Shouting Out Our Secrets (Rebel Edition) (2:35)
15. Crappy Voice Over (0:19)
16. Malitia (0:03)
17. Savage Beatings Song 1B (0:55)
18. Stoppers (1:33)
19. Lemons in the Eyes of Soundcheck (0:55)
20. Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? Theme Song 2 (0:57)
21. Paper Rocket (0:25)
22. rim'd plate (0:16)
23. shoe lice (0:16)
24. pikit steam (0:14)
25. been closed (0:29)
26. plause (2:07)
27. Lunch Fat Ryme Remix (1:16)
28. Streets Tonight (0:35)
29. What the Eat? (1:22)
30. Savage Beatings Song 1C (0:57)
31. Break Place Stance Post (0:27)
32. (The Joe)'s Theme Song (1:24)
33. cP (0:29)
34. Vaccum the World (3:21)
35. Raccoon Paper (5:57)
36. Book to Drink (13:28)

1. hof (0:34) Download Music Video (RM 119Kb)
    instrumental
2. Climbing A Spiral Staircase in the Dark (0:59)
    instrumental
3. 1 (0:33) Download Music Video (RM 169Kb)
    instrumental
4. The Oatmeal Phrase (0:07)
    it smells like oatmeal up in dis house aah yeah! wika wika
5. Savage Beatings Song 1A (0:55)
     savage beatings it was the savagest beating I ever gave....
6. Green Carrot (0:49)
    This is a good ole story I made up. One day I came upon a Carrot in the pale yellow faded peas. I walked on my roof & fell off & it was crushed under my heel. That's when I found out it was this big Approximately one inch. I miss my Green Carrot.
7. Shouting Out Our Secrets (Bassline) (0:04)
    instrumental
8. Punch My Cat in the Face (0:23)
    Punch my cat in the face [2x] Slam its head in the door [2x] Gonna give my cat a savage beating like it's never had before Gonna get my cat [2x] with a baseball bat [2x] Gonna give my cat a savage beating like it's never had before
To the tune of Three's Company

9. Drink a Book in my Face (0:25)
   Drink a book in my face [2x] Pull a book out my droor [2x] Drink Book savage beating never pad be shore Gonna Drink a Book [2x] with a lasetall pat [2x] Drink Book savage beating never pad be shore
Rip-off of Punch my cat in the face

10. Tree Farm (2:26)
      Never wanted to go the tree farm since I lost my eyebrows Never wanted to stay in the big log cabin because it was made out of the tree farm & Oh those days when I used to think about the tree farm it was the time when I loved cabbage & sauerkraut but it was a nightmare & it never happened On a tree farm part two people & the tree farm the apples will take their breath away(?) On a tree farm So come out on a tree farm The tree farm  make us look like trees cause I have a thing that looks like & I wear the clothes that make me look like a tree & I'm waiting for the guy to play so I just have to ramble on for a while ramble on for a while about the beloved tree farm oh that (?) tree farm
11. Lunch Fat Ryme (0:53)
      It's lunch time I got a lunch fat rhyme gonna go to lunch eat a whole bunch ah yeah drank cola go it all up in my molar make me sad I spent my last quarter You say I eat too slow & I ain't got enough time I eat my lunch as fast as a mime come on It's lunch time ah yeah it's lunch time I got a lunch fat rhyme gonna go to lunch eat a whole bunch ah yeah it's lunch time lunch time
12. Lemons in the Eyes of Children (1:47)
      Got a job in the city selling lemons & put'n sludge up the cement (?)mend but the mixers went up(?) sour took things & we shoved them up people's chimneys cause they didn't like their children & we didn't want Santa Claus to come home circular Lemons in the eyes brown of children Lemons in the eyes of.. so we got another job a couple of weeks later & we sold lemons at the tree stand sour cause it was a tree & with lemons in the eyes of children burning  we don't like them ??? lemons choking in the eyes of children & we'd squeeze the lemons (?)just to see how(?) the children's eyes got burned grocery store Lemons (?)broke cheese(?) in the eyes of children because we don't like them
13. The Oatmeal Phrase 2nd (0:07)
      it smells like oatmeal up in dis house aah yeah! wika wika
14. Shouting Out Our Secrets (Rebel Edition) (2:35)
      You cannot just tell me that your salvation was pulled out of a hat. Is it Christ you seek? Are you nervous that people will point & laugh. What can you loose beyond what we choose to See. Start shouting out our secrets (3x) Shouting out our secrets Stop sending off those offers. start showing them the father. Cause if they don't know how & you don't show 'em how, they ain't gonna know. Get out there make a change! Start shouting out our secrets (3x) & if you're not mov'n you're not mak'n you're not changing at all The loss of our sins are we reealiizi"n? Turn one last bend. fear & change how does it feel? is it just somewhere we just yield. Start shouting out our secrets (3x)
15. Crappy Voice Over (0:19)
      Bark bark I am a dawg. wow what a crappy voiceover
16. Malitia (0:03)
      da da, da da da malitia
17. Savage Beatings Song 1B (0:55)
      savage beatings it was the savagest beating I ever gave....
18. Stoppers (1:33)
      instrumental
19. Lemons in the Eyes of Soundcheck (0:55)
      Lemons in the eyes of sound check Lemons in the eyes of children we don't like them we don't like the children do we so we put lemons in their eyes Squeeze those lemons in the little kid's eyes they don't like it & we don't like them that's why we do it gonna put lemons in the eyes of the stupid kids who are always mouthing off thinking they can do something about somebody Lemons
20. Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? Theme Song 2 (0:57)
      People go through life talking & say worthless things but Nobody has anything to say but Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? but Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? the only thing anybody has to say is Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? I guess people just talk to make conversation or something like that Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? I don't want to do anything Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh?
21. Paper Rocket (0:25)
      I said to the duck that it must suck to be a duck but the duck said no it's actually great because we can all talk & it's a secret to all humans except for you so now you must die
22. rim'd plate (0:16)
      I said to the cone that it must be drone to be a cone but the cone said nothing
I missed that. Be quiet

23. shoe lice (0:16)
       I said to the rock that it must rock to be a rock but the rock said nothing actually this never happened
24. pikit steam (0:14)
       I said to the words that you must be heard to be a word but the words said shut up but I didn't hear them
25. been closed (0:29)
     I said to the cat polish your phone bill leave your crooked fences to the ribosome & the cat looked confused
26. plause (2:07)
       instrumental
27. Lunch Fat Ryme Remix (1:16)
       It's lunch time I got a lunch fat rhyme gonna go to lunch eat a whole bunch ah yeah drank cola go it all up in my molar make me sad I spent my last quarter You say I eat too slow & I ain't got enough time I eat my lunch as fast as a mime come on It's lunch time ah yeah it's lunch time I got a lunch fat rhyme gonna go to lunch eat a whole bunch ah yeah it's lunch time lunch time
28. Streets Tonight (0:35)
      instrumental
29. What the Eat? (1:22)
      tae eht tahw
30. Savage Beatings Song 1C (0:57)
      savage beatings it was the savagest beating I ever gave....
31. Break Place Stance Post (0:27) Download Music Video (RM 93Kb)
      instrumental
32. (The Joe)'s Theme Song (1:24)
      mal lal lal lal lal laal mal lal lal lal laa mal lal lal lal lal laal mal lal lal lal laaa
33. cP (0:29)
      instrumental
34. Vaccum the World (3:21)
      If I could Vacuum the World I would Vacuum the World:  I'd tell you what I'd do I would Vacuum the world How can I stand in my dirty yard  Dirty ground dirty world is this the only solution If I could Vacuum the World I would Vacuum the World:  I'd tell you what I'd do I would Vacuum the world If I could Vacuum the World I would Vacuum the World:  I'd tell you what I'd do I would Vacuum the world If I could Vacuum the World I would Vacuum the World:  I'd tell you what I'd do I would Vacuum the world If I could Vacuum the World I would Vacuum the World:  I'd tell you what I'd do I would Vacuum the world If I could Vacuum the World I would Vacuum the World:  I'd tell you what I'd do I would Vacuum the world If I could Vacuum the World I would Vacuum the World:  I'd tell you what I'd do I would Vacuum the world If I could Vacuum the World I would Vacuum the World:  I'd tell you what I'd do I would Vacuum the world If I could Vacuum the World I would Vacuum the World:  I'd tell you what I'd do I would Vacuum the world
35. Raccoon Paper (5:57)
      instrumental
36. Book to Drink (13:28)
      I sure would like a book to drink


Review of Piemerican Disc from Piemerican Magazine #2 
All Words Written By: (The Joe) Legend or Michael Reyes
Music By: (The Joe) Legend, Michael Reyes, & Corey Jonan Spicer of the band NEW


The battle of the Band!
NEW

Music 1999-2002 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
Recorded, mixed, edited, etc.. by:  (The Joe) Legend & Michael Reyes in 2002
Website by Michael Reyes in 2003

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