Piemerica's Advice Oven
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| Dear Advice Oven, Is it okay to celebrate halloween? -wisper Food Celebrating Halloween is like eating a hollow bean because Halloween is all about the surface. Except the internal digestion of candy which later becomes an external thing.. Witches & Spells or Stitched up Whales You can probably save money if you don't celebrate Halloween. However you can be the costume king if you dress like a whale. Beatings Followed by Eatings People who are hep to the giving of savage beatings to children should delight because Halloween is the one night where you can bloody a child & no one know. Ratiocination Shallow people & ugly people can both enjoy Halloween even together. Candy taste good going in but should only be eaten once. Cheap people probably don't celebrate Halloween anyway. Being a whale is the perfect costume (said the fat man because he wouldn't even need stuffing)! If children suffer there are some floors which you must buffer. | ||
2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally | 4/4 | Written by Emperor MAR April 1, 2005 |