Piemerica's Advice Oven

Dear Advice Oven,
Is it okay to celebrate halloween?

Celebrating Halloween is like eating a hollow bean because Halloween is all about the surface. Except the internal digestion of candy which later becomes an external thing..

Witches & Spells or Stitched up Whales
You can probably save money if you don't celebrate Halloween. However you can be the costume king if you dress like a whale.

Beatings Followed by Eatings
People who are hep to the giving of savage beatings to children should delight because
Halloween is the one night where you can bloody a child & no one know.

Shallow people & ugly people can both enjoy
Halloween even together. Candy taste good going in but should only be eaten once. Cheap people probably don't celebrate Halloween anyway. Being a whale is the perfect costume (said the fat man because he wouldn't even need stuffing)! If children suffer there are some floors which you must buffer.

2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally


Written by Emperor MAR
April 1, 2005