Piemerica's Advice Oven
The Invisible Pie

Dear Advice Oven,
if a pie is eaten but no one is around was it still eaten?

Technically no because it can't be eaten if no one is around. The pie simply disappeared. But is disappearing really a simple thing? Well you should ask the pie not us yet that isn't possible because the pie disappeared. On the boardwalk bored people walk. Then the door was glass or it was gone so I tested it out. Such a test should not include running. Running? Eating? I need good feetings. Upside up in down town west. Think about it for a bit or a byte. Yes byte a pie. Don't think just eat.

2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally


Written by Emperor MAR
March 24 & 25, 2005