(The Joe)'s Worthless Advice Oven
Do not fret losers for victory is not all that far away, for the winners.

In order for there to be winners there must be losers, so feel proud about your role in society. Some say "Why am I a loser? Why can't that jerk from wherever be a loser?" Well winning makes you a jerk. Be happy you're a loser because people never dislike a loser unless they're depending on one.

If you think being a loser is all about getting glass thrown in your face & being booed everywhere you go, become neutral. Before becoming neutral think of this, the neutral are worthless at least losers try. Now is it really that bad being a loser? Sure you don't get a free dinner like the winner but look at it this way you'll still stay thinner.

2003 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally


Written by (The Joe) Legend