Piemerica's Advice Oven
Intimidation
| Advice Oven: What should be done about the growing invasion of monkeys in square gardens? -Lori Gardens such as Madison Square Garden sell tickets to events therefore these monkeys have been legally invading the most popular square garden on earth. To fix the problem all that would have to be done is to only sell tickets to humans. No one will take this route because of the cash wielding monkeys being good for business. Not just the Garden's business but the business brought into local hospitals treating people wounded by the said rich monkeys. Another avenue of fixing this growing problem would be to just wait until the monkeys have enough money to invade the prestigious seating areas such as sky boxes & so forth. The common man would be safe & all those rich guys that the regular folk envy will be sent flying through their high box windows. Sadly there is great difficulty in coming up with a solution that doesn't involve the monkeys killing hundreds of people & stealing their wallets, wigs, & the like. I do have a solution which is just the reverse. Mutate humans into apes & have them attack the monkeys & take their money then have a swimming pool by the seaful shore of an island for the mutated apes to relax at. All the humans are saved & not a monkey has been kissed. | ||
2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally | 10/6 | Written by Emperor MAR October 5, 2005 |