Piemerica's Advice Oven
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Dear Advice Oven,
How can you teach an old dog new tricks?
  -wisper

A fine way of teaching an old dog new trick is to hit the dog a few times in the head so it'll forget the old tricks then simply reteach the tricks to the dog. The problem with that method is that it is a complete waste of time lest you enjoy hitting your dog.

Unfortunately some dogs are so old that they can no longer perform new tricks & new tricks are more spectacular than the old ones as well. Mirrors & wires can make it seem like these dogs have new tricks yet have learned nothing!

This however is the best way. Teach your dog nothing it's whole life until it is old & then teach it tricks & there you go. You've taught an old dog new tricks. Every dog has its day so celebrate dogs!

2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

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Written by Emperor MAR
April 1, 2005