(The Joe)'s Worthless Advice Oven
Shoes

   Back in the old days shoes were expensive. Well apparently not all things change. People are too scared to walk on the hot sun. I don't blame them, I blame the sun.
   I once said "Pollution forever! Conservation Never!" but then I was savagely beaten by so called peaceful people. Surely they didn't consider my blood spilling all over the ground as pollution. You know what they wore, shoes. That is exactly what I'm saying. If you can't take the heat, leave it there.
   Some say "my feet are too cold" Well let them witness the death of a cloud before sunrise. Maybe that'll give their feet a little heart. I've heard of stomach's dropping but this?...

2003 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

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Written by (The Joe) Legend