|Piemerica's Advice Oven
|Dear Advice Oven,|
carrots and asparagus keep chasing me in my dreams how do i get rid of these nightmares?? - sleepless piemerican
The only surefire way to get rid of nightmares is to sleep during the day. Anyone every heard of a daymare? Sure they have but at least it won't be dark when you wake up in your terror.
As for the carrots & asparagus you should tell them to "slow down!" because then the chase will be much less exciting so much so that you'll probably fall asleep. Carrots & asparagus would also made ok Pot Pie ingredients. But you should never bake your own pies. No you should buy your pie from us, Piemerica! What is that? We don't sell pies!? We give advice instead!? Oh we don't do that either..
On your next adventure to $leeplyand take with you a nap sack (pillow) & after the sun sets walk to the oven get out some baked Piemerican Advice Pie & eat it. We promise that your nightmares will go away until you go to sleep.
|Written by Emperor MAR|
March 19, 2005