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Piemerican Magazine #3
|Three work themed advice ovens are included in Piemerican Magazine #3.|
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Time for Dime
|Sincerely Advice Oven,|
Every morning I’m late for work. What can I do to make sure I’m on time? -Lori
Perhaps you could get a new job closer to where you live. I’m sure you’ll have the chance to look for one as being late multiple times equals getting fired. And standing next to fire makes you sweat just like being broke & jobless (in the summer/spring time). Another option is to get a second shift job that way every afternoon you would be late for work.
Work is like a place you go to and do things in order to get paid money & survive. If you think about what work is then perhaps that will encourage you to get to work on time instead of being a lazy latey and get fired. Run to work until you run so fast that you can’t even stop. Even stoppers stop some times, actually stoppers in sinks, tubs, showers, and sinks spend more time not stopping than they do stopping. You stop what I’m stopping?
If you want to completely change from being late for work to being early for it then you should wake up earlier, get dressed faster, drive more speediously, reset the necessary clocks, & dive instead of slowly sit. The less you run the faster you’ll go in the life of standing measures. Are you paid & pained to stand then get on up to the down chair. Pace yourself for great gait. That color works & so can you if you get to your job on time.
|Written by Emperor MAR|
February 28, 2006