Jibber Jabber 2009

'Ol Emperor MAR [formerly (The Joe)] continues to bring the free entertainment for the invisible masses.

For ages mankind has sought to be entertained and now, thanks to the wondrous world spider vision, Emperor MAR & friends entertain you by throwing out the toilet and bringing the funny yet unfamiliar.
Become a fan of Piemerica.org or Emperor MAR's tears will flood most of the world.

What is your hand in the bean chime slivey? Among the leafing cobble stones was your fourth hand reaching?

Is your marching edifice rung in cauterized life slices?

Ah, your foregoing gopher heart is spelled in many edges of five northerns, this is good but still artificially sacked to an ribboned corn husk.

Have a Sad Birthday! Because only if you have a sad birthday will you appreciate a happy one.

It's not a small world but counties are small compared to it even when states are bigger.

I infer from your concur that you agree.

True story, I was going to save a file on this Mac and it asked me if I wanted to save it in the Trash. Hilarious and compelling.

I remember when that picture was taken.. a look at by me, which is right now. How can I remember the present (without it even being Christmas (Eve) time)?

I remember when that photo was taken. I wasn't there but I remember being alive that year, or at least.. that is what my brain wants me to think.

Thes. Abbrevs. Don'. mak. sens. t. m.

then they laugh and laugh until they love it and shower me with apples and such

Isn't that interesting.. to me?

I need a photo of a lamp with no bulb

who has a wet water puff egg farm leg?

Upsidedown sorry :)

I am grand (unlike pianos used in the army)

my memory is memorable

mothers have harps in their sunlight visage

What of school do you hate, the love?

  • Fighting wuss
  • If I stand in the doorway at a fastfood place i can order something for here & to go?
  • A Free Car! .. for me (my car)
  • Slash=diagonal hyphen
  • Cry silly with a fatal wound instead of screaming
  • This is the least snow I've ever seen!
  • We've got the best tasting chicken in town because we keep the tongues!
not probably

that's meself oulright

I am places sometimes

I'm a consultant to myself I'm like "Hey self what do I think about me?" Then I say "You're you I don't know."

What you should do today is physically and chronologically be in tomorrow to where today is the only day of your life that you don't exist.

i must obfer the quartichamvariance of the multicot osket bool

What's the hap capsy you egg washing the pyramid?

You see the past is more fun than the present but only because the past is much longer.

Military officer possession one large mark day child illumination!
watching leaving ratio gift right multi appearances, right, merely possession cause leaving right the mark.

i thought a plug was my window harness

I'm an umbrella fella because I fella with an umbrella and broke my patella

Vinny you are an ice horn with plummage

these onion ape nest don't know who they mess'n wit

MAR: water is the clear choice for a drink
ricky: no substitute for water/..........
MAR: What about sand? It makes glass hammers and glass is clear, like water. Ooooh!

Anyone like lego snocones?

dot dot dot that is the spot. the spot is the dot, it's the dot spot

anygirl want to be left alone by dudes... press 1234 & shut the door

Ge-off:  hope to see you in the past?
Emepror MAR:  Oh yeah seeing me in the past is the easiest way to see me if you already know me.

the fourth aim spilt for the legs of my arms

"Saying it without a thousand words"
I forgot, I knew it was tomorrow but I was not thinking about it right at that moment.

3 or more or less

This is what makes you for the watching, i see watching, watch for aging hammers under left fall guilt.

Thank you I hope to hope for something hopeful, hopefully.
I think racism is a bad religion, stupid Nascar.
Yeah racism is bad people should drive the speed limit.
I always drive slow, I am never a racist. Sometimes I drive in reverse just to not be a black hater

In a Chat room - Who in here is using a computer?

do that thing with kid hover or a galt with nunnace you

I don't like the word bad because it is no good.

I was once told by a liar that I was funny, being the stand up guy I am I decided to become funny just so that person couldn't be a liar anymore.
Emperor MAR: I need help.. should I be using a computer to be on chat?
Savage: lol
Emperor MAR: I found a strange pineapple and am afraid that this is not the real yahoo? is all of you pineapple juice?
Ralph: MAR.. computor deivces are the only way yo ucna chat onlin e
Emperor MAR: Are you sure RaLPh because this really looks like a pineapple. It sounds like a pineapple. Are any of you loggedonto pineapples?
whitehawkr: nope is on a mango here

Emperor MAR the Fortune Teller:
» Do you have any money on you? Let me see it. I see a US American 1974 quarter. That's not a fortune but it's a start.
» You're still poor.
» Let me read your palm. Hmm I see a Z..V..Y, looks to be some sort of acrynoym. I don't know what this stands for. You're future seems to be unclear.
» I forsee you visiting a fortune teller .. sorry my watch is a bit slow.
Ultra Personal Status Updates
  • On my 24th birthday:
    Thanks for all the birthday wishes everyone. This has been my happiest birthday in at least a year and ranks in the top 24 for sure!
  • Some times I write on my Facebook wall but usually I don't. Look at my wall and do the math if you don't believe me.
  • Food Dood postponed due to: tiredness, onions, lack of funds/puns, slanted forks, sack of transportations, laziness, September ending, and most of all the 7% left unfinished. Also about injury, fatigue, and a mysterious black envelope
  • November 7:  Just trimmed the longest beard I've ever had. Now I have phantom beard syndrome.
Until earlier this year I thought the message when the Sega Genesis boots up said "Produced by Dr Under License by Sega Enterprises Ltd." Then I finally took a good look and took a second to think and realized it says "OR" not "DR"
2009 Leftovers
  • I'm glad we got big toes instead of thumbs on our feet because if we had thumbs on our feet we could only count to 16, or 16 +4.
  • I'm like that good kinda good when good isn't bad.
  • When looking at duplicate photos.
    "Wow how did you stand still that long?"
  • The Titanic sank on my wife's birthday.
    On my birthday a joint American–French expedition located the wreck of the Titanic.
  • Letters never sent.  Letters never written.
  • Do you enjoy having hours of enjoyment?
  • Foot start
  • Unbrella? This doesn't look like a brella to me but I guess that's the point.
  • Rice less
  • You're my friend right? You'll read my comedy magazine won't you? http://piemerica.org/pfo/pmag/pm4/info.html If you won't then I'll reveal that Keith Apicary is the real you and that Nathan Barnatt is the real character! Oh no, I just revealed it. Now my threat won't work.. unless I make you forget about it. Hey look over there! There's a MySpace ad on facebook! ... hahaha sucker..
  • I was just thinking that right now.
  • I have too many Ids in my wallet. Who is this guy?
  • I am wearing a costume. I'm dressed up as my friend Allan dressed up like me. He has a really good costume.
  • This is the under time of the mofling race?
  • I was there in the picture and I saw through the screen.
  • *non-descript emoticon*
  • Out of the numbers 3 & 1 which is your favorite and why?
  • you bussing that egg heart?
  • ain't a lock press the on
  • I like listen to the wind of nature and the birds who eat bird in surprising places
  • You want to be a smash hit? Hit something now and smash it!
  • When I eat eggs they go to my legs they make me feel like I'm walking on pegs
Emperor MAR at the End of the Decade
  • I can still say 'ot next decade (and the rest of the century) if I word the years per this example "2 'ot 10"
    Discovering this pains me because I could have been saying 2 'ot 'ot 9
  • Getting ready to say goodbye to the last decade of the decade.
  • Hopes his eastern time zone friends don't ruin his new year. If they do he'll just have to take it out on his Mountain and Pacific time zone friends.
  • Feels bad for all the kids to be born at 11:59 tonight. They'll have to wait all year for their birthday. Kids born at 12:00 tomorrow will get to have their birthday right at the beginning of the year.
2009 Piemerica
 Written by Emperor MAR
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