| Piemerica supports all types of food style pie we even support cheese cake because it is our secret agent in the cake world Grave Digging Day because a funeral is never good-bye. 1,1,1- Tricholoroethane My brain been sitting on the top shelf since 'ot 6 and there ain't nuthing you or anyone else can do about it. Key lock true coated electrocuted Ghosts of Slavery Garbage Shelter List of Abrasions emotional/digital rollercoaster I must go now for the seatbelts are calling my name.. theme from old Incredible Hulk plays wink wink OW my eye!! should have just winked once novie- a novel based on a movie wink sink water runs come back! come back! I chased the water until anti-hydration paid for.. yet I lay poor there are no 2nds If I ever go to prison I'm just going to leave the sink running all the time. no troubles no more now you can snore in peace The fastest way to get to the center of earth is to dig through a mountain. Don't discuss eyebrow follicles. Piemerica: lots of corporate evil but no ads | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Subliminal Messages (found scrolling at the bottom of index2. Originally intended to be pop-ups every time you visit the page.) 1- Welcome to Piemerica 2- Want more Book Drinking Action Aye? 3- Go to the Library 4- Why go here when you can go for a stroll in the sunshine instead? 5- (If it is night Iunderstand) Five visits here and you're still alive Wow 6- Go to Pieuro or Something 6.5- I figure someone coming here so much 'ot drink the guestbook 7- The counter is already Broken 8- What the Eat? 9- You are a true Virtual Piemerican [no (explanation) just dicontent(point) to where????? 10- ---=blankline=---o.o.o.ver[space]laps 11- port unnon SeA w/ lin dreawn throu et This sentence has noend 12- ryes to the bott um .tod .tod 13- LOs/s/s/s/s/s/s/s ov{>--f]e Criminal Bridgemonster 14- under the pave ment no help fromfuzzz lnk cut off no validdisplacement procedure riz lot koff koff nex rahnd ogogogog I trailo,n Great E-Mail titles: (mostly sent to Egg/Muzzz) Read to find out Pennies is(N) the baskidd The deal of a lifetime & this isn't even poker You site like you will you'll see your future Games A-hoyVen! RP Gee? No Subject.. or is there? Be A Ware Wolf like me! ADJ Acent Mule Fever, Reverted Furlong! Get BookD Low quality Cola Mothra Eggabalt... ... ... ..... ..... <-oh no ants! Things to Come have already past... ... ... ..... ..... <-oh no ants! No Math? What's in-side!?,... An Outside poosh the edge of kate Return to Sender MARS in 3D Pro Mows The best cow powered tracker you'll ever own & not because it's the only one you'll ever own either, oh no, not at all... Spell Fabrication. Read it!? A Subject Title for the Ages........... Dismemories Milted Exponents If the 80s had its own constitution... ... ... ..... ..... <-oh no ants! Shulrt this is how to build a house on pick up lines -Joenan 1901: The Dark Side of the Broom. Henry Booth invents the vacuum cleaner. On the corner of measured seasons. Rose Garden DreaMARS Comedy or Coma? Our Strange inception. Passed out in the Lawn An Innovative Title :tcejbuS Ond & Ond. oh no I misspelled "On"! ah well what can I do? hit backspace. nah? (what else could have been here but erased?) Something You'll never see *cuts out a chair & dwindles in between* Falling A Sleep Faster Red Venice Floored & Invisible Emperor on the MARve Live Journal Jibber/Ateaseweb Jabber & I used '&' too much. Once again the period grows up .,;:!|?/\ When I ammend my subject it will convolsely toss away. Now the rose turns blue, remembering years of many but soon to be few. It's as fun as coal push on??? ? !!!!???><-_----why so many question marks look remarks !!!!??? I got my arm in a sling eating a chicken wing & I don't have to worry about a thing. I'm going crazy, yet folks say man (The Joe) you already crazy. OK then I'm loosing my mind yet folks say man (The Joe) you already lost your mind long ago. But that's not true I found my mind but my mind is CRAZY! Yet folks say man (The Joe) what is the problem then? You cwee when I loose my crazy mind there is withdrawl symptoms. Disco Nighted, only one. In hindsight I have eyes on my buttocks. There is so much that I could do but I am done. Corndog Theatre A hole in time. Steel Talons abroad..!? the period grows up. Elevater Trace Red Light Glare BGR MWH Noixl Drop. The Full Case 367 Escapdes Rout Mabadu Castrospheric quest-ion Sit in the bweef. Loops. baaments with no c | Exported Memories Live A Gain $$$ R-Zone so forgetable. Fan Loose Silver Heart Surprised Ops. Uddit HIdden Sentences. . spunny 8ths Reversed Part T Frozen Capsules of Yarn Delivery of an empty box (with no lox).......... Hexad-Mart Glided off the handle A Monday on a Wednesday? Many letters = text One of my favorite album covers so far I may just like it b/c of the ego maniac thing though. I'm not relaxed I'm just laxed b/c someone played a prank on me. It's hard to tell someone what b/c they always think you're asking them a question. com . I mute coms. to as I also abbrev. the word com. (ha! com . take that internet!) but I hate with a fatal fury those McDonalds commercials, I'd like to go into mortal combat with the creaters of those b/c they unleash my primal rage I'm better than the best. That's right I'm better than me! Lets not listen. am completely crazy & lazy & hazy & grazy & certainly blazy? (B) no (A) (C) (^) (>) (<) night is not all the time lest you live up north highly i cannot BE WARE buring the day! do you eat beets & liver together? U jbiw yiu weifght this is what happens when you place your fingers in the wrong spot of the keyboard free entertainment doesn't get any better than me, which makes you realize how crappy free entertainment is Beware of bad hair. Piemerica- Unexplained Explanation Point ateaseweb Piemerican promo May 6, 2004 Then perhaps you'll enjoy this.. it's a dream come intrusive! A handshake? Share some tea with me? spunny 6=the reverse invertion of "*eternal edit*" are you the 2nd in lINe? what is the realator? Spilt all over the canvas. cobbled leddd beach. milking oven for 50CENTS a bound pound! hide your eyes under a melted photograph won't let it slop a number rhytm spelt backwards of toasted lettuce? upside clover ditch. bottled cubes, icy cold mettle wearing a jaquet this season? sploty mccomb Heroic Stage Plan It's the big time now. Don't Open your Suitcase. Plight bran tools Madam? No I'm not mad. hold your horses no matter how heavy they are. a winter wash on a cooking day I eat & type with plates If you had a led pipe would you try to stop it? Schooll kidddsss hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaahahaaahahaahahaha... *voice box explodes* Insects are tough. You ever punched a fly? Neither have I they're too fast. I'm so poor/I used to be so poor that the only food I'd buy would be after dinner mints. What I did was I ate them for dinner to create the illusion that I've already eaten dinner so I won't be hungry no more. When bad things go down.. I ain't gonna frown Monstrous ordinance tyrant dagger. (after bad joke) Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk & the reason I say "Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk" instead of "huk huk huk huk huk" is b/c that joke was disgustingly unfunny. I find it hard to call anyone an individual anymore, (pause) because none of them laugh at my jokes. I'm not embarrassed when I get a pimple (yeah look what else is wrong with ya) Because all I have to do is emphasize the pimp. I be like "Yo check out my PIMPle" & everybody else is like "Yo that's fly" & start dancing. I choose to embrace death that's why I don't cut my hair or shave. Bears don't wear clothes so please don't make a joke about it. It was a bare bear I tell ya it wudn't even wearn a hat. I don't know how of property use prepositions to (hold up 2 fingers). I lost a lot of wait after the delay. It ain't good for my kicks but it's good for my tricks. So Spock up Klingon! Like that time i went to the gorge & i was like "gorge what does that mean?" & then someone pointed at the gorge I am I writer of words seeing that my only other choice is numbers & singles letters & gibberish... wow there are more choices than I thought When I'm tired I'm like a freight train trying to dig a ditch. I've gotta crash. I like to jump the gun alot so I don't get shot. I'll tell you nothing! "Nothing." I don't like puzzles I'll tell you why because the box already shows you what it looks like. There's no surprise at the end. It's like "Ah 8 hours but I'm finally finished." And honestly the box looks better because there are no cracks in it. I'd love to see a puzzle box with the wrong pieces in the box. I'm too poor to have aides. I'm back and forth a dangerous combination my real name may be Spunksy McGee the Rudiferd Planksman excuse my rudeness but I'm as tired as a lizard in a film about Scotland reincarnametions of previants this guy went into a bar.. & he got a concussion it really isn't funny or anything to joke about Emperor MAR: (at a strange time) i can't imagine why i really can't because I don't know what I was talking about Sometimes I wander & then I go back home. 4/1/04 I'd say something lame & predictably unpredictable but tis all foolishness to fool none. Apr. 2004 Maybe it's better than I though. Hey where's the t? <-oh there it is next to the question mark & the h & the i & the x & the space & the o & the h & the s & i... Piemerican Comedy Stage: Emperor MAR blindly throws out poorly crafted jokes I think the only reason why people retire is because as they get older their hearts can't take the sound of an alarm clock. I'm never spoken unless someone says my name. your eyes always follow you when you look in the mirror You are a nerd. Sweet & enjoyable. I became a stand up comedian b/c ladies always say that a sense of humor is the most important thing Notice if you will that none of the ladies in the audience will laugh tonight b/c I've said this I'd say lol but it looks too much like a tie fighter & I'm afraid it will attack me I'm gonna be a sitdown standup comic because I'm lazy. It would be cool if I went to ASU then I could say I'm from ASU instead of USA Feb 27, 2004 casurentemar mum the fumes of China MUMBLINg crown I try to eat salad properly so I bring a suitcase of forks & none of them are the right kind r I try to eat salad prope Nov 7, 2004 This is "Is" which is my new name if I had the patience I'd be like "that's not a sword" I'm ripping cds because I'm stron but not strong enough for the g Soda Machine: I can't change. 2004 Chat Takes
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