After Man there is the Post Man. (A Super Hero)

It must be cool to have that many fans (admirers).. oh..oh..my.. I made a funny (by some standards, y'know because people who don't speak English wouldn't laugh at that unless they think that our accents are funny)

oh ok I see, only the camera was drunk. Those glasses do look like camera coseys alright. I've made that mistake on more than one occasion so I suppose the second time it wasn't a mistake but rather revenge.

Remember that time you forgot the orange and had to get one from the grocery store down the street? If not that is ok because I made it up but I hope it's true. What I'm saying is that anyone reading this should replace the musical orange with a citrusical orange as a prank on Mr. Smith. This goes for you too Geoff you really don't expect yourself to play a prank on yourself. When you remember it was you who did it Tae Kwon Dumb begins.

I wasn’t at a party one night, it was in a two story building, the band was playing on the first floor and we were on the 2nd floor and we dug the band so I said “Hey, does this mean we’re ceiling fans?”

continues to type?

When I read your eyes they say "i i"

     8/2/07

• Some people tend to think that I’m not a nice guy. Well actually I don’t know that because they’re thinking it.
• Onetime someone called me Captain Obvious & I thought that was stupid because I’m obviously not a captain.
• I’ve actually had dozens of near death experiences because this one night I walked through a graveyard.
• One time I was visiting THE wax museum and all of a sudden.. there was a black out but I was like no big deal. Then I lit Hendrix’s guitar on fire, he would have wanted it that way.
• A cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket because I didn’t click it. To write the ticket he pulled out his pen to show me how it was done. The next day I got pulled over again for the same thing because I was confused about what had happened the day before. Later that day I got on the Web and got pulled over again. The cop told me, “Good Job” It made me feel good but he left my house a mess after he drove through it. He said he would have used the door but it’s the fireman’s job to destroy that.
• People take medicine for headaches. They take food and drink for heartache. But one day my palm ached & I asked it what it wanted. Then it did this slap.
• I had to write a paper for school so I went out to buy a pack of paper but then I realized that two wrongs don’t make a right and I had to take a zero in class because they don’t sell packs of paper with sheets that total to an odd number.
• I’d rather be friends with an odd number than an even number because even numbers always have to get revenge.
• I used to be a comedian and one night I was talking to the audience and I said, “joke” and some of them laughed.
• One morning after I did a sunrise set a guy came up to me and said “You rock” & I cordially told him thanks but then he said “Me stick.” I couldn’t find a time machine or cave so I just sent the caveman into the subway. Go visit him, his name is Stick, tell him Rock sent ya.

8/3/07 - I bought a digital camera because someone gave me some duplicate photos and I wanted to e-mail them. I had a problem with the fact that there was no timer. It being a digital camera I felt that was false advertising.