Piemerican Knews
Recent reports of food poisoning in Piemerica have given people a scare.
Piemerica's Institute of Obesity & Useless Statues (IOUS) have found the cause to be pie. In a highly pressed conference yesterday President (The Joe) Legend said, "There is no reason to worry. After all it is pie." So that settles it, no reason to worry & remember folks the poisoning is definitely not intentional.
 -(The Joe)

Excerpt from Piemerican Magazine #1
2002-2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

Written by (The Joe)
Late 2002