|Recent reports of food poisoning in Piemerica have given people a scare.|
Piemerica's Institute of Obesity & Useless Statues (IOUS) have found the cause to be pie. In a highly pressed conference yesterday President (The Joe) Legend said, "There is no reason to worry. After all it is pie." So that settles it, no reason to worry & remember folks the poisoning is definitely not intentional.
|Excerpt from Piemerican Magazine #1|
|Written by (The Joe)|