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| Recent reports of food poisoning in Piemerica have given people a scare. Piemerica's Institute of Obesity & Useless Statues (IOUS) have found the cause to be pie. In a highly pressed conference yesterday President (The Joe) Legend said, "There is no reason to worry. After all it is pie." So that settles it, no reason to worry & remember folks the poisoning is definitely not intentional. -(The Joe) | ||
| Excerpt from Piemerican Magazine #1 2002-2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally | Written by (The Joe) Late 2002 | |