The National Glass Eaters Competition has taken place. Competitors are competing one of the world’s most dangerous sports, which takes the idea of “Extreme Sports’ to a new level. The competitors must survive three rounds which each more challenging than the last.

• Round 1: Eating thin eye glasses, old camera lenses, and light bulbs
• Round 2: Eating jars of preserves (minus the preserves), small windows, and swinging florescent light obstacle course
• The Finals: Swinging from a chandelier while eating it, drinking water out of a glass while eating it as to not spill a drop (of anything), and the grand finale completely eating a windshield by jumping onto a speeding car with one’s teeth & belching with delight after not falling off of the constantly swerving hood.