Piemerican Knews
Street Eater
   A huge monster tore through the streets of Piemerica this week. People ran & screamed & cried like little sissy babies! Then I, your reporter also saw the monster & did the same.
   A mysterious man in a black suit with a bizarre silver gun told me that this "monster" was only the new "street paving device" and I had no choice but to agree. Soon thereafter I looked up to the night sky & shed a tear for all the lives that were lost on that day.

2003 & 2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

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Written by Emperor MAR
Written January 30, 2003