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Tuesday, January 7, 2003
Daily Update
After 143 consecutive Lessons (The Joe) has stopped making lessons due to their repetitive nature.
But what will we ignore now? you say.
Well..

Piemerica now has the New Daily Update

Every day a new update what will it be?
First we are starting with a couple of short stories.
Each Spanning a week at a paragraph a day.

Daily Update will also inform you on other site updates which will
(at least seemingly due to my knowledge of how to hide things) be updated everyday.
All this from our fabulous website Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

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Link:  Original E-mail
Wednesday, January 8, 2003
Toppled Siphon Blower ( A World with Dinosaurs) Part 1
   I was polishing me ole shoes as usual. I polish me shoes so much,  I'd just as well polish the bones in my foot. I started thinking "What would life be like with dinosaurs?" Then I started thinking about sno-cones. I mean they're not snow & they're not in a cone. Then my B battery (second rate) said to me "You idiot they are snow.. in a cone." Well I was just shocked. My battery talking to me like that. It just wasn't right.
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Thursday, January 9, 2003
Toppled Siphon Blower ( A World with Dinosaurs) Part 2
   I tried hard to remember what I was thinking about earlier. "Was it ribbons?" I thought. "or scallops, turf drones, or scissor," well not scissor but scasser. Then I looked at the title of what I was writing & thought "Toppled Siphon Blower? What was that!" as the car did upside down push ups (pull downs) in my driveway. Then something said to me "Read the rest of the title" in a wispy voice. At first I thought it was my mind. Then I thought it was my mouth. Were they in this together?

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What the Eat Page Updated
Friday, January 10, 2003
Toppled Siphon Blower ( A World with Dinosaurs) Part 3
   I looked across the park, as my eyesight was very good. I thought to myself "hmm.." Then it hit me! That dinosaur I stole from the museum & suddenly, after I gained consciousness (for the first time) I realized 'Dinosaurs are what I was thinking about.' O What a glorious moment in my life! Lying under a huge dino's rib struggling to breathe, I didn't forget I remembered! The biggest trouble was.. trying to dig my way out.
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Saturday, January 11, 2003
Toppled Siphon Blower ( A World with Dinosaurs) Part 4
Noticing I can't dig my way through concrete, I figured I'd keep digging as there was nothing else to do. Maybe, just maybe & only maybe, someone on the other side of the world would hear me & dig me out from the other side. But it was no use dreaming, so I woke up.
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Updates
Meet Piemerica & History Sections Updated
New!-Stories Section Available & Journals Available

Index Heavily Rearranged
Sunday, January 12, 2003
Pin the Tail on the Muffin Part 1
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Total Updated Days: 24
1/7/03E-mail:  Daily Update
1/8/03Toppled Siphon Blower ( A World with Dinosaurs) Part 1
1/9/03Toppled Siphon Blower ( A World with Dinosaurs) Part 2
What the Eat Page Updated
1/10/03Toppled Siphon Blower ( A World with Dinosaurs) Part 3
1/11/03Toppled Siphon Blower ( A World with Dinosaurs) Part 4
Meet Piemerica & History Sections Updated
New!-Stories Section Available & Journals Available
Index Heavily Rearranged
1/12/03Pin the Tail on the Muffin Part 1
1/13/03Pin the Tail on the Muffin Part 2
Piemerica's Way too Late Guide to Summer for June is now out on the Piemerican Magazine Web page
1/14/03Pin the Tail on the Muffin Part 3
1/15/03Pin the Tail on the Muffin Part 4
Trip to the Vet & ┬┐Story of Life? by Laslo PanafleX in Stories Section
1/16/03Pin the Tail on the Muffin Part 5
Journals Updated
Work Relief available on the Piemerican Magazine Web page
1/17/03Pin the Tail on the Muffin Part 6
Equal Non-Equal Neutral Updated fig
El Rey and the Pies
1/18/03Pin the Tail on the Muffin Part 7
Three New Stories in Stories Section
1/19/03Portable Washtub
Enornal Four+twode in Fornitudes Section
New BOOK DRINKING SECTION!!!
The Biggest Guide to Drinking Books Ever!!!
1/20/03Piemerican Knews
Essentialness of Essentiality Reformatted
More Scripts & Many More Stories
Piemerica The Greatest Country in the World
1/21/03Piemerican Knews
My One Acre & My Favorite Tree in Stories Section
Piemerica's Interactive Page Updated Sign (Drink) the Guest book
1/22/03Piemerican Knews- Monday's Chat
1/23/03Seedless Wrench Mime ("fall over horse") Part 1
Piemerican & Pieuro Video Game Screenshots
1/24/03Seedless Wrench Mime ("fall over horse") Part 2
Piemerican Disc Guide
1/25/03Seedless Wrench Mime ("fall over horse") Part 3
1/26/03Hammer of DooM!
1/27/03Singing Bus Ranger (towel subidibiduduh folding)
Complete Piemerican Magazine Online!!!!
1/28/03Fishable Pond
1/29/03Saladtong Fury
1/30/03Bravery or Slavery
1/31/03'ot 6 REview New!
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