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3/1/09Comedy Video:  Bluh? Snow Day Special Commercial
3/2/09Sketch Comedy Show (Video):  Bluh? Snow Day Special
Test Your Love for Pie from Piemerican Magazine #3 now a simple online test.
Episode Guide Shells made for Bluh? & Bluh? Snow Day Special
Piemerica 2009 Year in Review Updated
Update Stats & Streaks Updated
3/13/09New Lyrics:  Dead from the DeadIllegal Legal Procedure/Complete Incoherence
Photo Gallery:  Snow Show
Photos 2009 Updated
3/14/09Piemerican Airlines Advertisements page updated
Original Comedy Quotes:  2004 Atease Jabber
Original Comedy Quotes:  Jibber Jabber 2009 updated
Taking RADIOHEAD lyrics out of context to cause them to contain shocking things! updated with content from 2004 & 2007.
Links fixed for old HTML version of Piemerican Magazine #1
3/15/09Photo Gallery:  The Battle for #4
3/16/09Music:  New MARS single with Art
3/18/09Comedy Quote:  New Lesson
3/19/09Story:  Glass makes sand hammers.
3/20/09New Games & Activity Section:  Our collections of gaming, sports, & activity humor & content.
Includes downloads & info for our original video games including our comedy RPGs.
Videos:  Care to share a spot of tea with me?, Want to shake my hand?
3/21/09Video:  Emperor MAR shamelessly in the audience of Memphis Wrestling
3/22/09Photo Gallery:  Golfulating VIII
3/24/09Our 1,000th day updated since we started keeping track of updates Jan 8, 2003!
New Lyrics:  Self Serve Slavery
New Lesson
3/25/09New Lesson
Photos 2009 Updated
3/27/09Piemerican Magazine #1 Free Read Improved
Quick viewer added to Lyrics & Poems 2009
Falling Snow added to Christmas Catalog pages
3/30/09Piemerican Magazine #2 & #3 Free Read Improved

Updates Expanded
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Bluh? Snow Day Special Commercial
Links:  Bluh? Snow Day Special Episode Guide
Monday, March 2, 2009
Sketch Comedy Show:  Bluh? Snow Day Special
Links:  Bluh? Snow Day Special Episode Guide

Test Your Love for Pie (from Piemerican Magazine #3)

Links:  View Original Test from Piemerican Magazine #3

Additional Updates:
Episode Guide Shells made for Bluh? & Bluh? Snow Day Special
Piemerica 2009 Year in Review Updated
Update Stats & Streaks Updated
Friday, March 13, 2009
New Lyrics:  Dead from the Dead
I thought today I'd walk a way that I was used to
For those who knew I suppose they would walk again another day
But I am trapped with wounds to match the ones I have inside
And on this day I felt the gray come on so fast..

A meeting in the aisle they thought worthwhile while I see another death
I'm so afraid of what they've made I'm alive but they have killed my very self

I saw the many they said were few
I saw the few that touched so many
I saw the gun in the eagle's unbroken hand
God how you've made good and drew so many to yourself from this bad I just can't understand

Illegal Legal Procedure/Complete Incoherence
Where is your head?
Were you paying attention to what you just said?
Don't you know love from hate?
And a person is not a mistake
You may play a part but you're not the hand that creates

You can get what you pay for but just stay waiting there's so much more
You, don't you want to see the smile on that face?
Don't you want to know that warm embrace that is more than feeling?

How can you live when you leave?
How could you be so naive to think you haven't already made your choice?
Can you let what could be laughter splatter into broken dreams and broken lives?
Where.. where is your head now?
Are they already dead now?
Are you in another bed now?
I.. I want you to know that you can never go home..
You've given up your family
Links:  Dead from the Dead, Illegal Legal Procedure/Complete Incoherence
Photo Gallery:  Snow Show
Links:  View Gallery

Photos 2009 Updated
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Updates:
Piemerican Airlines Advertisements page updated
Original Comedy Quotes:  2004 Atease Jabber; Jibber Jabber 2009 updated
Taking RADIOHEAD lyrics out of context to cause them to contain shocking things! updated with content from 2004 & 2007.
Links fixed for old HTML version of Piemerican Magazine #1
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Photo Gallery:  The Battle for #4
Links:  View Gallery
Monday, March 16, 2009
Music:  New MARS single with Art

Links:  Download Album
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
New Lesson
Losing your mind is good for you but better still is taking it off and out.
Links:  Lessons 2009

New Front Page
Now with integrated updates & more! Look this is it right here! Now leave a comment!
Links:  Entrance Page Archive
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Story:  
Glass makes sand hammers.
   My willow tasting oven belt waiting for a Sunday. Who's animal length was forging a melted pine cone/comb? I covered an onion pile with glue. Glue for a big galoot named Glary. Glary gummed his eggshell helmet for a cauterized month. Months were so popular that they appeared on every calendar, even daily calendars! I had a calendar one day but I don't know which one because that was the only day I had it. It was a word I used to vaguely describe words and other things such as objects in Glary minor detail.

   I caught a blotted batch of frosting with my heartfelt. My heart felt like a sponge under a basin of home. Home was a homonym for home. A puddle echoed into a portal of unrest. I rested in the best way I knew how. How I did you cannot know but when knowing is for showing you run without wearing out your shoes because your shoes run on with different feet. Feet of fire, fire to complete.
Links:  Glass makes sand hammers.
Friday, March 20, 2009
New Games & Activity Section
Our collections of gaming, sports, & activity humor & content.
Includes downloads & info for our original video games including our comedy RPGs.
Links:  Games & Activity Section
Videos:
Care to share a spot of tea with me?
Want to shake my hand?

Back in 'ot 4 before social networks & video sharing sites people communicated using animated gifs. I used to run an appreciated RADIOHEAD website and a person from South America left a comment in my guestbook that she would like to shake my hand and share some tea with me. These are the gifs I made to make her dreams come true.

Music in Care to share a spot of tea with me?: Fact of oxygen asphyxiate by MARS from the upcoming album Equal Non-Equal Neutral.

Links:  Care to share a spot of tea with me?, Want to shake my hand?, Equal Non-Equal Neutral future album by MARS
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Emperor MAR shamelessly in the audience of Memphis Wrestling

Links:  Emperor MAR shamelessly in the audience of Memphis Wrestling @Dailymotion
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Photo Gallery:  Golfulating VIII
Links:  View Gallery
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
1,000th Day Updated!
Our 1,000th day updated since we started keeping track of updates Jan 8, 2003.
Lesson:Flashback Edition
The opposite of sitting is standing. The opposite of walking is standing still. Therefore the opposite of sitting is walking.
Links:  Lessons 2009
Lyrics:Self Serve Slavery
I.. I'm not gonna try today
I.. I just want to get by today
I.. I don't want to be here today
I.. I just want to disappear today

And I am on my way of bringing to pass what I think I should lack
And I.. I want to feel estranged so I don't have to change
Because I think faking is real
I only trust what I feel in my deceiving heart

I.. I'm saving up for the day when I can blow them away with what I know
I.. I think that knowing the truth has no heart, has no use
If I can keep it in my head I don't have to take it in my hands
I don't want to flow & I can't go
Because I am nothing, nothing
I keep walking in sin and I cannot repent
I am nothing, simply nothing
When I break the law I fade more than fall

And I am on my way of bringing to pass what I think I should lack
And I'm afraid of being new
I can't keep from showing how I am barely knowing
And no one will point it out to me
Because this land where I stand has its heart wrapped in man
Yeah this place where I live leaves me only a kid
And I fight and I pray for this list of things that I can never keep
Because this list is my lord

Where is the love in this story?
Where is the faith? Where is the purity I seek?
I cannot find it in this seat
They do not come from these laws I can't keep
Where is the life? Where is the change?
Where is the God they say created everything?
God please find me
I don't want to live a way that claims grace and then throws it away
When loving you is all that's real I won't fade away or live like you aren't real
Because when you show that is when I really know
And it's not just some thing it is the life and love you bring
You are my hope and my strength
And I am not afraid because what you command can only be done by your perfect hand

I.. I'm not gonna fear today
I.. I just want to draw near today
And I.. I want to be swept away by your love and grace
Now I know that you are life and the only light that lights the way that is you

Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Photos 2009 Updated
Lesson:Flashback Edition
Traveling through New Mexico is never boring if you bring another city with you and a very large truck.
Links:  Lessons 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Updates:
Piemerican Magazine #1 Free Read Improved
Quick viewer added to Lyrics & Poems 2009
Falling Snow added to Christmas Catalog pages
Monday, March 30, 2009
Updates:
Piemerican Magazine #2 & #3 Free Read Improved
2009
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