There is no wonder as to why so many people turn to
crime, it is the only way some of them can be wanted.
Links: Lessons 2010
October 18, 2010
Hand in Hand, Heart
Love is My
Translation of Hebrews 13:17
October 28, 2010
Anniversary of using the name Piemerica
New Comedy Quotes Collection:
1. I may not be Norman but I rock well.
2. I have seen a pillow with the "Choking hazard small parts" warning.
Perhaps it should have a smothering warning instead.
3. I'm going to make some bad pancakes and give them out to people.
When the consensus comes in that they taste horrible I will call the
recipe "panned cakes."
4. I'd like to meet the guy who invented donuts. I'd ask him.. "Hey man
can I have some free donuts?" Being the inventor I figure he'd have the
5. Should I be worried about internal bleeding in my veins?
6. Do women who want to keep their own last name when getting married
ever stop to think that their last name came from their father and not
7. If your A.D.D. was affected by your A.D.D. would you then have no
A.D.D. at all because it cancels itself out by not being able to pay
attention to itself?
8. If you hate guns would you shoot a gun with a gun because you hate
it so much?
9. Considering all the live streaming video sites out there I was
thinking to myself. "I should be the first to make a live movie." Then
I thought, "What like a play?" And thus my dream of being a pioneer was
10. I spell "recipe" as "recipie" because pie is so good that it should
be in every recipe. That is how you turn spelling errors into succes!
11. Falling in love is for girls. I never fell in love. I jumped in.
That is what a man does.
12. Spanish is my second language but I haven't gotten around to it yet.
13. It is better than ever, but ever is not even that good because it
takes soo loong!
14. Oh I get it.. pick up lines are the opposites of put downs.
15. Person 1: What do you think about golf?
Person 2: I don't really care for it.
Person 1: No, no. What do you think not
what do you say.
16. Person 1: Louie? Who is Louie?
Person 2: Some guy with a name.
17. Someone once told me, "You could stand to lose some weight." I
said, "Yeah, that sounds like a good idea." So I stood there & I
stood there & I stood there & I never lost any weight. More bad
weight loss advice!
18. When you are a kid or a teenager and someone makes fun of your
weight there is not much you can do. But when you are an adult and
someone does it you can just respond with, "You think I'm big now? You
should have seen me 4 years ago I was twice as big!" And then they'll
say, "Wow you look great!" Thus you have made someone go from disgust
to adoration in less than one minute.
19. Not being confusing confuses me.
20. Sure we can pop balloons but how many of us can populate balloons?
Are we willing to take residence in one for so long?
21. Makes non-sense to me.
22. God and I were a match made in heaven.
Links: The Twenty-Fornineitude