Piemerica Site Updates for October 3, 2005
Trampoline Terror Photo Gallery:  The first mega Emperor MAR photo gallery since his hair cut. See Emperor MAR take very temporary flight
Also these poetical things too dew, Grasp, Lone Stare
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Piemerica Site Updates for October 4, 2005
Poeticy lyrico things:  Luck, Rememories, The Promise of Asunder
New Lesson:  Closing your eyes at night is somewhat pointless because it's already dark.

Piemerica Site Updates for October 5, 2005
Poeticy lyrico things:  The Fourth Forever, If I Can I Can't; Donliantman's Poetry
New Lesson:  Only stop when you are at the end and when you are at the end look for a new beginning.
Piemerica Site Updates for October 6, 2005
Piemerica's Worthless Advice Oven --Intimidation; New Piemerican Number One!; New Find the Irony
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Piemerica Site Updates for October 7, 2005
Rose Garden Dream on MySpace; New Piemericans Juliet & Amanda; New Find the Irony

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Piemerica Site Update for October 11, 2005
Piemerica's Worthless Advice Oven --Dial O for Canada
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Emperor JAR sells out.. (October 12, 2005 9:38 PM)
I actually like that I could fill out this one so here finally is a bulletin like this from me

A - Age of your first kiss: 19 with Lori Cheyanne Keen! Wonderful.

B - Band you are listening to right now: Elvis Presley- America The Beautiful

C - Crush: I guess since I'm not with Lori no more I have a crush on Lori

D - Dad's name: Arturo

E- Easiest person to talk to: Lori

F - Favorite ice cream: Superman (that's a real flavour)

G - Gummy worms or Gummy bears?: Bears

H - Hometown: Atoka, TN

I - Instruments: Computer programs

J - Junior High: Munford Middle School

K - Kids: I've seen them around

L - Longest car ride: To Meet Lori July 16 Millington, TN to Louisville, KY about 6-7 hours (the way back was that long too) This all happened in Joenan's former truck so I hope that counts

M - Mom's name: Deborah

N - Nicknames: perhaps Emperor MAR

O - One wish: Live as God would have me to

P - Phobia: not marrying Lori

Q - Quote: I'm gonna start walking & then gradually walk faster to find out if I speed up. Wow that didn't take long.

R - Reasons to smile: Love

S - Scent: Pie(merica)

T - Time you woke up today: Somewhere in the 10:40 AMs

U - Unknown fact about me: Well I can't tell or else it would be known

V - Vegetables you hate: Not as many as Joenan

W - Worst luck with: Being uncool daddio

X - X-rays you've had: Specs

Y - Years since you've been to church: .0000

Z - Zodiac sign: A Zoobadu to you too
Piemerica Site Updates for October 13, 2005
Windy
New LessonThe opposite of a nice guy is an ice guy because he is so cold.
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Oh my how things Chains (October 13, 2005)
50 questions of some sort. I should make one of these myself soon & pass them around ahahahar

1. Your name spelled backwards? leahciM

2. Where were your parents born? Dad- TX; Mom- TN

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Curt Cobain plays with Mudhoney video

4. What's your favorite restaurant? The foody kind with buffets

5. Last time you swam in a pool? August 14, 2005

6. Have you ever been in a school play? Yes 2 in Kindergarten. No Turkey for Perky- Friday, November 9, 1990 & A Musical Tribute To Mother May 9, 1991. Then 2 when I was in 11th grade Mission in Las Vegas & Mental Asylum

7. How many kids do you want? As many that want me. :(

8. Type of music you dislike most? Generic Male Country Music

9. Are you registered to vote? Yes

10. Do you have cable? Satellite

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? No

12. Ever prank-called anybody? Not on purpose

13. Best friends? Joenan

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Yes.

15. Furthest place you ever traveled? To here from when I lived near the west coast

16. Do you have a garden? No

17. What's your favorite comic strip? Sluggy Freelance or something else I never read

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Yes

19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Shower at night

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? The Jerk (as recommended by Glen Phillips)

21. Favorite pizza topping? Canadian Bacon

22. Chips or popcorn? Chips

23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? The invisible kind

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? only BBQ for me

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? No because I would have won

26. Orange juice or apple? Orange

27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where? My parents at Captain Ds

28. Favorite type chocolate bar? Unmelted

29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? Last Nov.

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? months? a few years?

31. Have you ever won a trophy? no

32. Are you a good cook? you can still recognize what I cook

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? Yeah

34. Ever ordered from an infomercial? Never

35. Sprite or 7-up? 7up

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? No work no uniform

37. Last thing you bought at a Walgreens? Cheerios

38. Ever thrown up in public? Everywhere is public even when you are alone

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? I've already found true love so why not be a Millionaire too

40. Do you believe in love at first sight? Love before first sight is what I had

41. Can ex's be just friends? I wish

42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? Grandfather

43. Did you have a lot of hair as a baby? Not like when I was a man

44. What message is on your answering machine? default

45. Where would you like to go? Louisville, KY

46. What was the name of your first pet? Well it doesn't remember my name either..

47. What kinda backpack do u have, and what's in it? The traveling kind

48. Who is your best friend of the opposite sex? Wait what sex am I?

49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? That whole forgiven sins thing

50. What do you think about most? hmmm
This One is by Emperor MAR for you to take if you dare (October 13, 2005)

1. If there were a fire would you..
A. Run
B. Stand Still
C. Listen to Running to Stand Still by U2
D. have started it

2. True or False:
Red is my favorite colour (to complain about)

3. A stove or an oven?

4. By the time you read this you're thinking..

5. True or False:
They say that 13 is just a number.

6. If your car could go faster would you drive it faster in front of cops?

7. Which is more important change or redundancy?
Which is more important change or redundancy?
Which is more important change or redundancy?

8. According to Flecthinald E. Wilgordbyson would you be mad if aliens took the earth's best parking spaces?

9. Which do you hate love or hate?

10. What is the one question you always wished someone would ask you?

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Piemerica Site Updates for October 14, 2005
New Lesson:   If you didn't miss something to begin with you wouldn't have to make things up such as excuses.
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Piemerica Site Updates for October 16, 2005
Joenan Photo Gallery
Scripture of/for the Week:  2 Timothy 2:1-2
You therefore, my son, be strong in the grace that is in Christ Jesus. The things which you have heard from me in the presence of many witnesses, entrust these to faithful men who will be able to teach others also.
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Piemerica Site Updates for October 17, 2005
Joenan October 15, 2005 Photo Gallery; Joenan's Art; Photo Index of Meet Piemerica
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Emperor MARried! -6/1/06
May 23, 2006 in a stunning turn of events Lori & I (Michael Reyes/(The Joe)) got married by her father in a small ceremony in Louisville.
We now chosenky reside down Millington, TN way.

New pic from the wedding -6/5/06
New pic from the wedding

More coming yes much more... ahahahahahahhahhhhh...



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Piemerica The Website Returns Sat. 6/10/06 -6/9/06
Piemerica The Website Returns Sat. 6/10/06

http://piemerica.freehostia.com
Piemerica's Website Returns After Eight Months Absence -6/10/06

Tons of new things added to the site as well as it's old epic self.

Be there at our new url http://piemerica.freehostia.com
See for yourself what has been added...
Site Relaunch Updates
June 10, 2006
Photos
Wedding Photos! Michael & Lori (Emperor MAR's Wedding)
Corey & Chantelle (Joenan's Wedding)
New Galleries
2006, The Bookster, Sticks & Stones, No Parking, Homes & Hearts, Earning Stripes, Poses
Gallery Updates
Photos from 2005 including The Skillet Hat
More photos added to Wonder & Time, Life?, & 2002 photo galleries
Large Gallery of April Fool(s)
New Renderings, Renderings made into a section
Big scans of each The darkened Reality of Real-Estate episode
New Watches added to Watch History
69 New Lyrics/Poems
Not an Arrow Leads, Partly Visible, The Faith to Prove, Complain, Hearse, Missing That Affection, No to Doom, Dungeon Boy, Stem, Turn Loose, Expelious Sea, Questions, The Lights Went Out, Windows, Footprints, Old, Fixed, Totally-poor, Give to You, No Two Unlike You, Positive Eight, Life's Window, Keep that Square, Tree, Out of the Couple, Follow, Bright Day, Came In, Kites Near the Sky, It's Good to be Back, A Song That has Not Been Written, Versus, Baby's Breathing, False Testimony, Time Machine, Today Begins Tomorrow, Mixed Up, Mixture, Carousel, Exposed, I'm Over You, Symbol:  The Cross, Flowers, Short Term Memory, Clip Show, I Don't Like What I Hear, Rapping Paper, Tied Down, Jesus Loves You, The Hushia in Russia, Backwards Yellow Letters, Love Unchained, See or Say, Next Year, I Love How You Love Me, The Family Tree, Lazy Attacks, I Tried to in the Mirror, Hey Tomorrow, Bring the Hammer Down, Decisions, Alone, One 80, Sinking Sand, Fake Feathers, Firemen, A Year Ago, Wake the Wind, Bound, In Teenage Wasteland
Original Creatives
Stories:  Where to Stay, Five Stories at the End of the Year, Continuum
Enornal Seventeenitude
Piemerica's Worthless Advice Oven --Streets with All the Fixins
Flash Animations Category added to Other Videos page
Jibber Jabber 2005 updated
Two New Book Drinking Tips
Top 3 Lessons of 2005
New Find the Ironys
New Advice Oven e-mail
Technical Updates
Some Meet Piemerica profiles changed
Links updated & added to index page
Running Gags link added to Banana Towels
Lesson Stats & Streaks Updated, Update Streaks Updated
Added year anchors to Stories section
Fixed broken links found on the site & various edits
Coming Soon..
Lesson Mania Week 2006, Tae Kwon Dumb, Videos of Dances, Jibber Jabber 2006, Jokes, & More
More more more... -7/9/06
New Updates:
7/9/06 Mi Familia & Muddy Waters Photo Galleries
Piemerica on MySpace
New Entrance page & Index page (Archive)
7/10/06
New Lyrics:  Leaf Side Liquid Falls, Spehericle Shivering, CSI: Curb Side Insult, Stone Clock Finale

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Coming very soon Lesson Mania Week 2006...


Piemerica is so worn out.. -7/19/06
Piemerica Now Has a Store for all of your public decency code needs.
Piemerica Store


Piemerica Vectrex Custom Eyes Black T-Shirt


Piemerica White T-Shirt

& coming soon...
Lesson Mania!
Piemeric'a First Printed Book

Piemerica:  Comedy or Coma?
Piemerica's First Book- The Essentialness of Essentiality- 8/3/06

Get your copy of The Essentialness of Essentiality today!


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(The Joe) most popular dances now online video style- 8/3/06
(The Joe) most popular dances now online video style

Including:
The (Irish) Jig, The Spinning Jig, Blur Dancing..
The Retarded Snake, The Sad Snake, The Hyper Snake, Retarded Snake In A Blender..
And More!

Emperor MAR is decked out in his classic (The Joe) attire of green shirt, khakis, & two watches to bring you Piemerica's
Dancing!



New Photo Gallery on Piemerica- 8/16/06
Rummage Photo Gallery
Includes crazy photos like this one.
"It's lights out for you son!" -Emperor's Mom
Check out the new Rummage Photo Gallery
Have you ever ______ with your top 5?


Number 1: Lori
Number 2: Joenan
Number 3: Donliantman
Number 4: }the Joemeister{
Number 5: Egg/Muzzz

Have you ever done anything illegal with 1?
Yes we went to a park after hours

Have you ever loved number 2 ?
In a frienly way

Have you ever danced with 3?
Possibly

Has 5 been to your house?
Yes

Have you ever played a sport with 3 ?
no

Has any of your top 5 ever seen you naked?
yes my wife

Have you ever had a crush on 1?
No it's always been love

Have you ever gone shopping with 2 ?
Yes music & such

Have you ever had a class with 3 ?
Yes

Have you ever ridden in a car with 4?
yes

Have you ever traveled anywhere with 2 ?
all over

Have you met 5's family?
yes

Have you ever eaten anything in front of 1?
i still can't stop

Have you ever hated 4?
no

Have you ever fought with number 2 ?
almost but not quite

Has 3 ever seen you do something embarassing?
from his point of view yes

Has 2 ever given you a present?
yes

Have you ever seen anyone in your top 5 cry?
yes

Have you ever played on a sports team with anyone on your top 5?
not an official one

Have you ever done something dangerous with number 4?
Of course! Industrial Baseball with a 20 foot tent pole & a cinder block

Has 5 ever called you?
maybe

have any secrets with 3 ?
Yes

are you going to change your top 5 soon?
only if Omaha Nebraska or The D.G. join MySpace