Piemerican E-mail Collection

This is the collection of every e-mail we've sent out.
Before Piemerica had a website we had an e-mailing list.
(see journal about the mailing list)

2002
20032004
1/18Welcome Charter Piemerican News Members
1/4
(The Joe)'s Lesson of/for the Day???
1/21
MARS music online
1/23
Meet Piemerica
1/6
Pretty Speeches
1/28
P-I-E in F E B
1/23
(The Joe)'s Lesson of/for the day: 1/23/02
1/7
Daily Update
2/10
PieMMMMerica!
1/23
Learny Spin Off- "The Mouse is a House"
1/26
Piemerican Magazine Online
2/18
It's all here.
1/23
Learny
2/21
Pie Inc. 5 YEARS!!!
2/20
Piemerica All Over Again.
1/25
Fwd: PIEURO
2/24
Rewritten mystery quotes about pie etc..
2/22
Eggabalt... ... ... ..... ..... <-oh no ants!
1/25
Piemerican Sign up form
3/5
Link Fest2/24
It gEts WoRSe!
1/25
(The Joe)'s Lesson of/for the day: 1/25/02
5/1
Lessons 5/1/03 from Lesson Mania Week 2003!!!
2/25
It Never Ends!!!
1/26
Piemerica gets Piemericanized!
5/17
1 Music Video
3/7
Reruns
1/26
(The Joe)'s Weekend Lesson Classic 1/26,27/02
5/30
New Piemerican Pete & Pieuro Section is complete
3/14
Worried?
1/26
Piemerica for Piemericans
6/24
Piemerica's Site Links
3/17
do the dew
1/28
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 1/28/02
7/18
splice N more
3/23
Gone without the Wind, Thankfully
1/28
get
7/31
Piemerica to Return August 1, 2003
4/9
NINE oNlINE, 57 minute epic...
1/28
Newest Member
8/3
Piemerica now has an Official Message Bored
5/6
Unexplained Explanation Point (Maynia!)
1/29
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 1/29/02
10/28
5 years of Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
5/12
Review Piemerica
1/29
The basic essentialness of essentially : Preface
11/15
Puch My cat in the face video
6/12
This may not last long.
1/30
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 1/30/02






































































7/12
The Advent of Thunder
1/31
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 1/31/02
10/28
P-I-E The Sixth
1/31
(The Joe)'s Classic Book Drinking tip of the week
2005
2/1
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 2/1/02
3/18
Epic Piemerican Event
2/1
Piemerica on the web
5/11
Piemerica-Incorperated-Returnilly
2/4
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 2/4/02
8/19
The Equal Non-Equal Neutral Artbook
2/5
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 2/5/02
8/28
Piemerican Magazine
2/15
problem
2006
3/22
Piemerican Message
3/27
New Advice Oven
3/22
Piemerican Message part 2

MySpace Bulletins
4/19
Piemerica?


4/19
Piemerican Sign up form spec.


5/3
(The Joe) Legend for President


5/3
Piemerican Speech


5/21
New Piemerican 


7/18
Piemerican News Weekend 7/18-20/02


7/30
Piemerica Update


8/14
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 8/14/02


8/16
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 8/16/02


8/16
Piemerica Chat Room


8/16
Help


8/22
See You at Piemerica


8/23
Shirt Man at Piemerica


8/29
Piemerican Sign Up Sheet 4U?


8/29
New! (The Joe)'s Top 3 of/for the week


8/30
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 8/30/02


9/9
Pieuro Search


9/15
Epic Lesson


9/19
Piemerican News: September


9/29
Disease Jelly


10/4
Fifthornal Fornitude


10/5
New Music from Piemerica


10/26
Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally 4 years


10/28
4 Years Of Piemerica's P-I-E


12/19
(The Joe)'s Lesson News



Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 (see journal about this mailing list)
Welcome Charter Piemerican News Members

Welcome to Piemerica e-mail service with Piemerica you will receive

(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day & other worthless Piemerican News?

If you have any complaints to (The Joe) concerninglessons contact him(?) at thejoe-legend@presidency.com

If you don't like Piemerica & want to unsign-up Too Bad!

Toaster Jar


Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002
Meet Piemerica

Michael Reyes: Emperor & Founder of Piemerica

(The Joe) Legend: President of Piemerica, Ambassador,Local Moron, Genius, Legend, etc.

Catastrosphere The Ultimate Lawn Simulator: Secretary of Defense

Real Name: Long time supporter of Piemerica & kindservant of the Leaders of Piemerica.

Laslo PanafleX: Foreign Ambassador, Long time friend

Tim LeVallee: Co-founder of Piemerica-Incorperated-EternallyOriginal Member

D.G.: Original Member

Michael Wayland (Uh): Owner of Piemerica for about 2weeks stole it or fought a war or something.

And all of you idiots!

Toaster Jar


Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002
(The Joe)'s Lesson of/for the day: 1/23/02

It is said 
"When you hear a whistle blow snap into action"
but I say
"no, because snapping into action could cause
permanent bone damage."



This has been (The Joe)'s Lesson of/for the day
Presented by &(C)? 2002 Piemerica

Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002
Learny Spin Off- "The Mouse is a House"

"Themouse is a house

that has no key.

The mouse is a house

and it's living in me!"





(The Joe) while tired (C)? 2002 P-I-E


Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002
Learny

Piemerica Reluctantly Presents:

Learny

Mapsto my home, leave me alone! Parallax scrolling up & sound. People standingon the street yelling at gravy. Marison so blique nodding is essential. Bobbingup with down on the marketway. Laugh if you like. Fight if you blight.Moblieizing a stair-case what dumb idea. Logs don't sack of yo mammma.Ture it won't be sew bag. Knock-off imitations, the real thing. Teironter may bebecause a jumpble socket ball is flight loop seen Moph rag collectibles. Sear nocobble crapper. J'know. Curtain laxitive. Themouse is a house. On the ramp. Stare at...., urdobeno. Ack mein tooberbunny. It's so cold I sold my jacket. Verosheroma knock'n 'em owt. Laig. Boxspelled back wards is cckombvxx2k. Jurn Max is so livid he givid the he slivid.Grone. Basket lined twice purple Moon trakeia broough dewn bye the man. Chu khuee oo curp kr(n)umbled (echo)  eeo eeo eeo.


Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002
Fwd: PIEURO

Piemerica is in crisis and has been threatened so we strongly encourage all of you on the Piemerican mailing list to send hate mail & threats to awayland@hotmail.com

Piemerica will not stand for insubordination & hopes when this vagrant returns from his Hawaiian trip he will be plagued by yourdisgust & unrest

Piemerica

Toaster Jar

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Attachment: Forwarded Message

From: "Q('_'Q) <--boxing kirby"

To: piemerica@yahoo.com

Subject: PIEURO

Date: Thu, 24 Jan 2002

I didnt see my name on piemerica so i shall make my ownit will be called PIEURO an i shall rule!!!

this has been a byproduced of pieuroIN.CO. of america


Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002
Piemerican Sign up form

Piemerica's Sign up Sheet

Please fill out the following and reply to be on the Meet Piemerica List

Name:

Real Name:

Reason to Join Piemerica:

(Mandatory example: You are the hepest cats in the world daddio!)

Will you refer others to Piemerica?

Will you send non-appreciative mail to people we suggest }The Joemeister{?

How often do you Drink Books?

Are you tired of taking this sign-up?

Will you thank Joenan for the suggestion of this sign up sheet?

If Piemerica were a liquid what kind would it be?

Did you like/hate the mouse is a house?

End?

We apologize for giving info on the hate-mail address we were going to have it fell through.

(C)? 2002 Piemerica

Bate of Death(Birth);

Will you steal from us?

(Mandatory answer: No)

Kajorb?


Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002
(The Joe)'s Lesson of/for the day: 1/25/02

If this is 1st period
What is home room
the sentence

(C)? 2002 Piemerica

Shirt Man's Response the next day..

they are saying that homeroom is 0.  0 = nothing.  Or does 0 = nothing?  They could be saying that homeroom is nothing or that nothing could ever be as great as homeroom.  It's 2 extremes.  Either it's an extreme negative or an extreme positive.  You make your own assumptions.  I'm siding with the fact that homeroom is greater than any tangible object on the planet Earth.-Shirt Man


Date: Sat, 26 Jan 2002
Piemerica gets Piemericanized!

85% of the complications facing Piemerica [mostly ignorance] have been solved!

This causes the previous 15% to now become 100%!

[sob!]

Date: Sat, 26 Jan 2002
(The Joe)'s Weekend Lesson Classic 1/26,27/02


 
Piemerica viciously presents
(TheJoe)'s Weekend Lesson Classic

Every weekend Piemerica will rerelease
a classic lesson from (The Joe) Legend himself!

This week the very first lesson
originally given on Mon. 1/22/01
Known then as (The Joe)'s lesson for the day.


Do not play dead in a freshly dug grave.




(C)? 2001,2002 PIEMERICA


Next week:
The lesson voted greatest lesson
by real human(?) beings.

Date: Sat, 26 Jan 2002
Piemerica for Piemericans

Piemerica has received some sign-up forms back& we would reply individually but we are lazy tyrants & despots so here you

Newest members:

Joenan ShirtMan Fritter

Real Name also replied but why?

Congrats to ShirtMan for being the only one to usethe mandatory examples.


Date: Mon, 28 Jan 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 1/28/02

If you ever the feeling that you're going to get your legs broken,running wildly with your eyes closedwon't prove otherwise.

(C)? 2002 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

Date: Mon, 28 Jan 2002
get

the word

get

was accidentally left out of today's lesson


Date: Mon, 28 Jan 2002
Newest Member

The Scott has joined Piemerica.

What you want more?Ok then Drink Books.

-Piemerica


Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 1/29/02

Originally written 9/4/01 for a journal.

Excerpt
"Would you be concerened about going to the beach?"

"...sharks can be a delightful friend, in cartoons.
It wouldn't bother me much if a shark came after me in
the water. I cannot swim so there is a .001% chance of
it saving my life. ...My tip is to swim with fish &
let them get eaten."



2001 Piemerica (C)? 2002 Piemerica

Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2002
The basic essentialness of essentially : Preface
From_Piemerica.doc


Date: Wed, 30 Jan 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 1/30/02

 
If the 1st gear won't turn &
the 2nd gear won't turn.
The 3rd gear isn't going to listen to you either.




(C)? 2002 Piemerica

Date: Thur, 31 Jan 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 1/31/02

When using a ladel ah forgit it just don't fill up your lawn with intelectualcones.

 

(C)? 2002 P-I-E


Date: Thur, 31 Jan 2002
(The Joe)'s Classic Book Drinking tip of the week


When using a ladel ah forgit it
just don't fill up your lawn with intelectual cones.











(C)? 2002 P-I-E

Date: Fri, 1 Feb 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 2/1/02

 
Ya C dhat's de problem with you kids today,
you get bored too easy.
(The Joe) only gets bored when there's nothing to eat.




(C)? 2002 P-I-E

Date: Fri, 1 Feb 2002
Piemerica on the web

We now have a very early site out at

http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/

See if there are lessons there yet.


Date: Mon, 4 Feb 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 2/4/02
 
Ever heard of a sleep walker?
No.
That's because they try not to wake anyone up.


(C)?2002 P-I-E

Date: Tue, 5 Feb 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 2/5/02
If anyone ever tells you to put on on a happy face &
you see someone smiling & decide to rip their face
off,
think about this first.

If you rip their face off they nor their face will be
happy anymore.



(C)? 2002 P-I-E

Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 
problem

there's a problem with my address book so mail will bemostly stopped.

Other news former Pieuro leader Joemeister has joinedus so stop sending him hate-mail

IF YOU STILL WANT PIEMERICA GO TO OUR WEBSITE


Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 

Subject: Piemerican Message

people have been complaining about us not sending mail anymore.So as President I have took it upon myself to continue this tradition.

I don't want no circus screaming down my chimney, so here's our great site link for all of you that mysteriously deleted the first.--


Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 
Piemerican Message part 2

Seems as though I've kept the tradition of leaving important items off the mail so here is the link:

http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/ 
--


4/19/02
Piemerica?
People keep saying what happened to Piemerica! In furious anger?

Well Top 3 Mania week is coming very soon so we need suggestion topics for Top 3's By next week afterwards you ,may view them on our site:

http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/ 

toaster jar


4/19/02
Piemerican Sign up form spec.

Piemerica's Sign up Sheet Revised

Please fill out the following and reply to be on theMeet Piemerica List

Name:

Real Name:

Reason to Join Piemerica:

(Mandatory example: You are the hepest cats in theworld daddio!)

Will you refer others to Piemerica?

Will you send non-appreciative mail to people wesuggest?

How often do you Drink Books?

Are you tired of taking this sign-up?

Will you thank me for the suggestion of this sign upsheet?

If Piemerica were a liquid what kind would it be?

Did you like/hate the mouse is a house?

End?

(C)? 2002 Piemerica

Date of Death(Birth);

Will you steal from us?

(Mandatory answer: No)

Kajorb?

=====
Toaster Jar


Date: Fri, 3 May 2002
(The Joe) Legend for President

1st must say sorry to those who can't vote for me that I send this message to.

All you people(?) out there vote for (The Joe)ballot name as Michael Reyes

Tell all your friends and cohorts enemies also to vote for (The Joe) Legend for student council president in Munford High School

because I'm President of Piemerica we will find you if you don't.

Toaster Jar
--


Date: Fri, 3 May 2002
Piemerican Speech

You can view (The Joe)'s great speech plus a thing that was meant to be put in but didn't.

At http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/Presidency.html


Tue, 21 May 2002
New Piemerican  

A new being has finallly(<--note extra L for longnesss)

 joined Piemerica!

So try to find the links page on our site & uh you kan find this beings site


Piemerican News Weekend 7/18-20/02

Piemerica after a brief stint off line has returned!

No new things added to the site so far but a new limited time offer has arrived

Piemerica invites all to The block party presented by

Life Way Baptist Fellowship

July 20th

4:00-7:00 pm

(The Joe) will most likely be in a dunking tank

And other surprises could happen

 

Get a chance to meet (The Joe) at his obesest in the summer!

 

Just go to *edit*
for more info call
*edit*
or
at the mysterious
*edit*XgXd

 Invivite others & remember free things!

 Toaster Jar


Piemerica Update  Tue, 30 Jul 2002

We now have sawngs available

and

 

Piemerica has a

link to Pieuro containing

Piemerica's first and only game.

 

 

Here is the link to our site spelled out

http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/ 

..

 

so There is no future!!

 

sorry We mean excuse



Toaster Jar

Date: Wed, 14 Aug 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 8/14/02
You can tell the tree to stand up

but if you tell it to sit down it won't.

So don't talk to trees,

you picture torturing celler monger.


Date: Fri, 16 Aug 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 8/16/02

Thinking about the future is important but don't think of the future as if you will

live a million years more.

 

 

Missed any lessons (including yesterday's)?

Go to P-I-E


Piemerica Chat Room
Fri, 16 Aug 2002

Piemerica has a new fangled Chat room

Here: Original Piemerica



Toaster Jar
Help
Fri, 16 Aug 2002

We suppose you have to be a lycos member or something to use our

new comm. int.

 

Also new message board



Toaster Jar
See You at Piemerica
Thu, 22 Aug 2002

photos of Legend & MAR

at  

send us a photo for your meet Piemerica page our site



Toaster Jar
Shirt Man at Piemerica
Fri, 23 Aug 2002

See Shirt Man's Meet Piemerica page now his real identity revealed!

Toaster Jar

Piemerican Sign Up Sheet 4U? (an updated sign up sheet)
Thu, 29 Aug 2002

We realize there are some people who we give mail to who are not members

 

Piemerica's Sign up Sheet

Please fill out the following and reply to be on the
Meet Piemerica List

Name:

Real Name:

Reason to Join Piemerica:

(Manditory example:  You are the hepest cats in the
world daddio!)

Will you refer others to Piemerica (If so Prove It)?

Will you send non-appreciative mail to people we
suggest?

How often do you Drink Books?

Are you tired of taking this sign-up?

Will you thank me for the suggestion of this sign up
sheet?

If Piemerica were a liquid what kind would it be?

Did you like/hate the mouse is a house?

End?





(C)? 2002 Piemerica



Date of Death(Birth);

Will you steal from us?

(Manditory answer:  No)

Kajorb?


Thu, 29 Aug 2002
New! (The Joe)'s Top 3 of/for the week

Top 3 Tips for Avoiding Sinking Sand: 8/29/02

3. If you put sand in your sink don't turn on the water

2. Kidnap the mail carrier & ask for the addresses ofsinking sand

1. Walk into some sinking sand & say "GeT outta HerE!"

If this doesn't work don't struggle for you'll never get free.

 

Another New Top 3 available here

http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/pfo/top3.html


Fri, 30 Aug 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 8/30/02

Sappy Edition:
Being polite is like being a pole light, it brightens up the darkness.

Propaganda:
Plyers+Liars=Buyers


Pieuro Search (a message sent only to the master of Pieuro)
Mon, 9 Sep 2002
Look at where your site is on Google now
http://www.google.com/search?q=pieuro&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&filter=0
if that fails just type in Pieuro there

Toaster Jar

Epic Lesson
Sun, 15 Sep 2002

(The Joe)'s longest lesson ever is scheduled for tomorrow

and you can see it

Epic Lesson

and don't miss any other lessons!

Toaster Jar
Piemerican News: September
Thu, 19 Sep 2002

Piemerica invites all to

Life Way Baptist Fellowship

Wednesday, September 25th

7:00-8:00 pm

Just go to  *edit*

for more info call

 the mysterious

*edit*XgXd

invite others

_______________

Don't forget our Game (rpg) is downloadable from the Pieuro site

_______________

Check out Piemerica on Google

_______________

 send us a photo for your meet Piemerica page

Toaster Jar


Disease Jelly 

Sun, 29 Sep 2002

 I have finish putting my famed Disease Jelly In Which I did for speech class a few years back with Laslo PanafleX on the ole site 

Disease Jelly 

This was extremely sick cruel and offensive and looking back it is even more so now in light of events. 

Read it left to right 

1. (The Joe) did you hear about our old buddy?
2. No. 


We got away with performing this in front of an official school class

 http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/pfo/speeches/index.html 

Toaster Jar


Fifthornal Fornitude

Fri, 4 Oct 2002 

after hours of trying to figure out anchors

The Fifthornal Fornitude is complete you better enjoy it!

 http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/PFP/enornalfornitude/index.html

 Toaster Jar


New Music from Piemerica

Sat, 5 Oct 2002

Piemerica's Band

New

 has some Mp3s from Piemerican Disc a 30 track compilation from them available at this new site

http://newfrompiemerica.tripod.com/index.html

it's a pain to upload all day

respond to this e-mail if you wish (or else)

 Toaster Jar


Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally 4 years

Sat, 26 Oct 2002

Four Years ago Today

October 26, 1998

 

Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally was Established

 

or at least We thought

 

It would be a 25 hour day!!

 

but now looking at the official record it was the 28!!

 

Sorry for the mistake

 

________________

 

Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally was Established

Wednesday, October 28, 1998 2:06 p.m.


4 Years Of Piemerica's P-I-E 

Mon, 28 Oct 2002

(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day: 10/28/02

10/28/02
Spooky things happen if you let platypuses vote.

P-I-E Piemerica-Incorperated founded on this day 1998 at 2:06 P.M.Yes four poor years of Pie eat'n, Book Drink'n, Savagely Beat'n paper lipped InsANiTY! maaa...

Toaster Jar


Thu, 19 Dec 2002

(The Joe)'s Lesson News

 Due to complications (The Joe)'s Lesson of/for the days will, for therest of 2002 be available from http://expage.com/piemerica

so go and laugh it up.

& we'll know if you do thanks to our premo counter

There may be more...

 =====
 Toaster Jar


Sat, 4 Jan 2003

(The Joe)'s Lesson of/for the Day???

You mortals don't know how lucky you are to be on the most unread & unresponsive mailing list ever..

 Every Lesson Available again including this one

 1/4/03
When the wind blows:
We should stop making lessons that rhyme they are a waste of time & make nosense
like a jive talking mime. 

Now the new Lessons 2003 page has lessons in order of the latest lesson on the top of the page! 

Toaster Jar


Mon, 6 Jan 2003

Pretty Speeches

More Speeches available in the Speeches Section

Including How to get to the front of a line, Able to camp anvils, &
the famed script Grey Oranges

so go See!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/pfo/speeches/


Toaster Jar
Date:Tue, 7 Jan 2003

Daily Update

After 143 consecutive Lessons (The Joe) has stopped making lessons due to their repetitive nature.
But what will we ignore now? you say.
Well..

Piemerica now has the New Daily Update

Every day a new update what will it be?
First we are starting with a couple of short stories.
Each Spanning a week at a paragraph a day.

Daily Update will also inform you on other site updates which will
(at least seemingly due to my knowledge of how to hide things) be updated everyday.
All this from our fabulous website Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally



Toaster Jar

Sun, 26 Jan 2003
Piemerican Magazine Online

Piemerican Magazine is fully Online Now so go read it!

Piemerican Magazine
http://www.geocities.com/piemerica/

& don't forget about

Daily Update
is still updated every day

& our mainpage is in inverted colour mode

http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/


Fri, 21 Feb 2003
Pie Inc. 5 YEARS!!!

From Feb. 20 through Feb. 26 Piemerica will be celebrating the origin of itself in Pie Inc. for the Week

http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/history/h1.html

Look forward to many updates in the history section of ye ole site & keep up to date with Daily Update


Mon, 24 Feb 2003
Rewritten mystery quotes about pie etc..

5 years of Pie Inc. brings us to what was done at the begining all those 5 years ago
rewriting quotes, historical events, etc. about the beloved food pie.

  • The vastness of nature can reveal how small our pies are, how fleeting our hunger & how limitless our taste buds.
  • The secret of  conservation:  Don't use more than you need (unless it is pie)
  • The best meals leave no trace on the plate & indelibel marks on your blood sugar.
  • Be open to trying new ; you never know which might be a perfect taste.
  • Pie has no border. You bake it somewhere, smell it anywhere, & eat it everywhere.
  • Time, trials, or triumps:  share them with others, you'll likely share pie, so don't share!
  • One can eat alone, but two have each other to complain about.
  • Each passing year increases weight of those who have eaten pie the longest.
  • If you speak your mind clearly, you won't have to whout that you want pie.
  • Words can define tastes but only action can prove them (EAT PIE!).
  • The thrill of pie eating belongs to anyone with the courage to reach beyond the 300 lb. weight mark.
  • The story of your life consists of coutless finished chapters & one blank page. You drank a book didn't you?
  • Hate your limits. They define your next great inability to finish a large pie.
  • Begin counting your fat cells, and you may discover tehy're numberless.
  • The greatest pie is impossible to keep or increase, but gains in weight the more it is eaten

Wed, 5 Mar 2003
Link Fest

P-I-E (main site) Updated Everyday
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/

Piemerican Magazine
http://www.geocities.com/piemerica/

Chatroom & Messageboard
http://piemerica.tripod.com/index.html

Piemerican Airlines
http://www33.brinkster.com/piemericanair/

Piemerica Interactive
http://expage.com/piemerica

Neo Book Drink (Guest Book)
http://us.geocities.yahoo.com/gb/view?member=piemerica

Piemerica Inc. Directory
http://anzwers.org/free/piemericainc/index.html

Michael A Reyes Founder of Piemerica: From the Cradle to the Grave (New!)
http://www33.brinkster.com/piemericanair/MAR/michael_a_reyes.htm


Thu, 1 May 2003
Lessons 5/1/03 from Lesson Mania Week 2003!!!

5/1/03
You can't write with a chalkboard.

Washing clothes can lead to more stains than ever before like the stain of your freedomalistic obligation.

When arguing at sea don't go overboard.

Trying to contort one's palm always comes up empty handed.

Confiscating without cause is theft.

If you are ever in an autocar accident say "I am a wreck"

May is the most polite month.

The best thing about eating sharp or pointy inanimate objects is that they don't scream although you do.

Digging up a corpse is fun as long as you don't get done.

If your shoes are giving you the blues you need bigger shoes.

The funniest thing about Laffy Taffy is the secret ingredient M42one.

The old saying "Put your oven in the toaster it will work better" really means 'put your toaster in the oven, baste, & eat.

Mice are nice they just have hideous emotional problems.

Never watch a scary movie at a murdererís house.


Sat, 17 May 2003
1 Music Video

The music video for the song
 
1
 
from Piemerican Disc is now available
 
through this link:
 

MusicVideo for the song "1" from Piemerican Disc (Rm 169kb)

if direct link does not work go to the main site
 
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/
 
 
then to daily update
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/dailyupdate/
& it will be to the right of 5/17/03

Fri, 30 May 2003
New Piemerican Pete & Pieuro Section is complete

 
 
 
 
 

Tue, 24 Jun 2003
Piemerica's Site Links

Here is the site that immedialtely links to all of Piemerican Related Sites
 
 

Fri, 18 Jul 2003
splice N more

We give you future updates to the website:

 

 

Splice

melt vase canned han

ruffled splendor bunji wallet

1/15th envoy copy hill

rederanged mint soak

lining

I wrecked my eyes for a jewel chasing metaphor

 

Helping 1/4 (quarter)

tried to take oven to folicle stairwell

was no use cept for baking

avoided puzzle trap

hop(p)ed eating lamb stew til morning

velcro tarnished map led

diagonal (t)rain everywhere

accidentally on sky lift instead of ski lifty

went nowhere

walk happily along the street

burst bubble,

got sick

 

Short '2 short lil il

ow said the cow as I went pow

because it was talking bad to my sow

then the farmer gave me a skowl

 

Bloody Frosty

Boom Boom Boom Boom

Boom Smack Pow

Boom Boom Boom Boom

Exploding Cow


Thu, 31 Jul 2003
Piemerica to Return August 1, 2003
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/
 
The Return of Daily Update
plus
 
 
Scrb the song Available for Download
(The Joe)'s Book Drinking Alpabet at Book Drinking Central
Front Page & Index new looks
Chapter 2 of (The Joe)'s Autobiography COMPLETE
 
& more!!!!

Sun, 3 Aug 2003
Piemerica now has an Official Message Bored
http://piemerica.proboards19.com/
 
New message bored sign up & talk to Emperor MAR himself

Tue, 28 Oct 2003
5 years of Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
founded 2:06 p.m. October 28, 1998.

In that minute it was decided that P-I-E,
then Pie Incorperated-Eternally, should join
Piemerica.

Thus making what we have now today.

 

  Strangely other things in Piemerican history occurred around this date also.

Such as:  10/28/99 The Boo! Bub? Boo! Bluh? Movie script was started.
              10/27/00 Equal Non-Equal Neutral began.
 
not much sugary goodness coming to ot website though
thar be troubles

Sat, 15 Nov 2003
Puch My cat in the face video
http://piemerica.tripod.com/catface/index.htm
 
watch it here
 
 
 
sizes are misleading

Wed, 21 Jan 2004
MARS music online

Listen to the Music of Emperor MAR Online!

Go to the MARS website which contains info & discography
http://piemerica.web1000.com/mars/

& the MARS webpage at SoundClick which includes the songs
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/3/mars.htm


MARS music 2003 & 2004 Piemerica

Wed, 28 Jan 2004
P-I-E in F E B
2 years of our website
6 years of Pie Inc.
4 years of (The Joe)

what will we do about it?

probably nothing


P-I-E
http://piemerica.web1000.com/

Tue, 10 Feb 2004
PieMMMMerica!

We have finally updated the links & added the new siteables to the
site.
Now it is far too easy to get to Piemerica's Newest sites.
MUSIC
NEW: http://piemerica.web1000.com/Adj/new/index.html
MARS: http://piemerica.web1000.com/MARS/index.html

& the completely revamped...
Adjective Glass Catalog The Multimedia Site of Piemerica.
http://piemerica.web1000.com/Adj/index.html
it now features a whole load of loads
including: videos, games, & other great downloadables

February the biggest month in Piemerica & this time we did something
about it!

6 years since Pie Inc. coming Feb. 24. 2004

Wed, 18 Feb 2004
It's all here.
Piemerica Incorperated Directory

Links to all Piemerican Sites!!!


Fri, 20 Feb 2004
Piemerica All Over Again.
That's right it's Piemerica All Over Again.
Celebrating 6 years since the founding of Pie Inc. which lead to modern day Piemerica.
 
Daily Updates are back.
Go & see our new Lessons Section
which recaps all the Lessons of times past
 
Links to all of our sites are available at:
The Piemerica Incorperated Directory

Sun, 22 Feb 2004
Eggabalt... ... ... ..... ..... <-oh no ants!
Egg/Muzzz's profile has FINALLY been updated!
Not a big deal though
 
Alterior Motive: 
We have finally updated the links & added the new siteables to the
site.
Now it is far too easy to get to Piemerica's Newest sites.
MUSIC
NEW: http://piemerica.web1000.com/Adj/new/index.html
MARS: http://piemerica.web1000.com/MARS/index.html

& the completely revamped...
Adjective Glass Catalog The Multimedia Site of Piemerica.
http://piemerica.web1000.com/Adj/index.html
it now features a whole load of loads
including: videos, games, & other great downloadables

February the biggest month in Piemerica & this time we did something
about it!

6 years since Pie Inc. coming Feb. 24. 2004
 
Piemerica Incorperated Directory

Links to all Piemerican Sites!!!

 That's right it's Piemerica All Over Again.
Celebrating 6 years since the founding of Pie Inc. which lead to modern day Piemerica.

 
Daily Updates are back.
Go & see our new Lessons Section
which recaps all the Lessons of times past
 
Links to all of our sites are available at:
The Piemerica Incorperated Directory
 
We Might not bee there for the celebration but we'll come close
 
Never foget to check out Daily Update which is insanely updated everyday although the end may be near for Emperor MAR


Toaster Jar

Tue, 24 Feb 2004
It gEts WoRSe!
Piemerica is in its Pie Inc. 6 year stretch Feb. 20-26.
we can't stop updating no matter how hard we try.
 
Piemerican Airlines has moved to an ad free zone, except the fact that the entire site is an advertisement. If you've not been wise in the past to Piemerican Airlines you should start or something..
 
Piemerican Magazine has also moved to an ad free zone, except the Piemerican Ads it runs. It has been updated with a little of Issue #2 & maximum navigabilty for Issue #1.
 
FPHEW! Emperor MAR is done with the E-mail..
 
sorry (not really) but it gets worse
 
Emperor MAR the Man in the Flying Hat & has uselessly logged his pointless day in a new live style journal for everyone to hiss & boo at.
 
Yes it's over now but for how long?
Well we've done it all now: fixed up the site, moved everything, what could be next now that most of the past is taken care of? Possibly some new moronic inventions & ideas like Drinking Book or Milking Logs whoops! I planned that & it wasn't funny or was it?
You tell me through e-mail if you are alive...

Wed, 25 Feb 2004
It Never Ends!!!
Yes 6 years & more spam than ever stop by Piemerica Interactive & vote on what you want to see in the future of Piemerica.
If you want to be more specific tell us through the guest book.
 
Piemerica in the mean time will try to cut back on its greatness or you can always watch for Daily Update about the goings on in Piemerica which is updated everyday once again.
Sun, 7 Mar 2004
Reruns
Piemerica may be bringing back its Weekly classics soon which may include
 
Daily Lessons
Classic early 2003 style original updates
Top 3s on Wednesdays
Scripture of/for the Week on Fridays
 
We will also be making a revamped date based history section
 
If you have topics you would like to have a lesson or Top 3 made about contact us
 
If you have a Biblical scripture that you would like to submit to be Scripture of/for the Week contact us
 
by contact us we don't mean soup, obviously, we mean through e-mail
 
until then there is a new Scripture of/for the Week section that archives the old ones from 2001 & the Scripture of/for the Week is confirmed for a comeback this Friday
Sun, 14 Mar 2004
Worried?
Have you gone to our website only to find that it hasn't been updated?
Well it has but we have 2 places where the site is hosted
the old easy to remember http://piemerica.web1000.com/
& the newer Directory incorporated http://s93609871.onlinehome.us/
both sites are exactly the same except the first's ftp server is not good & we may not be able to update the site there as much as http://s93609871.onlinehome.us/
 
So if you find this site http://piemerica.web1000.com/ unupdated check out this site http://s93609871.onlinehome.us/ & the update should be there
 
& incase nun ya go to the website anyway here is today's lesson
 
 3/14/04
Train owners in the 1800s were very bad people so that they could get much coal every Christmas.
Wed, 17 Mar 2004
do the dew
you people not near Emperor MAR can listen to & download (if you choose) to the first ep by MARS.
Tue, 23 Mar 2004
Gone without the Wind, Thankfully
Due to host troubles the old Piemerica site that lasted from 9/2/03-3/21/04 will no longer be updated & may be completely gone. It's not our fault.
Luckily our great real website http://s93609871.onlinehome.us/ is still there & will be for at least about 3 more years.
If you can't 'ot remember that link or don't like to save our e-mails you can use this link http://piemerica.uni.cc/ for mental purposes which directs to the insanely complicated http://s93609871.onlinehome.us/ Which completely contains all but one of Piemerica's sites which is http://expage.com/piemerica Piemerica Interactive but all you need is http://piemerica.uni.cc/ b/c the Directory is included at the bottom of the page.
 
Remember don't use http://piemerica.web1000.com/ anymore it doesn't work instead use the new already existent http://s93609871.onlinehome.us/ or http://piemerica.uni.cc/
 
Don't worry one day we'll get a real URL but Piemerica is in financial crisis
 
Piemerica updated everyday no matter if anyone cares.
 
& to avoid lynching here is son lessons
 
3/21/04
Food taste good when you're cruising in the hood. Eating chicken with hot sauce don't forget to floss.

3/22/04
If you're a big fan of fans recycling has gone too far.

3/23/04
Never let a witch tell you to be quite for you would cease to exist.

Fri, 9 Apr 2004
NINE oNlINE, 57 minute epic...
1 Epic song & 4 others which make up the greatest 3rd album by MARS ever

MARS electronic music at its Piemericanest

Link
Thur, 6 May 2004
Unexplained Explanation Point (Maynia!)
Please hold for Piemerica Promo May 6, 2004.
 
 
 
That's right kids you can dust off all those old shoes & then put them baCK!

The only way to permanently remove boredom is fear & true fear can only come from the delightfully sane, insane Piemerica!

So whether you like to jog or ride a hog..
whether you can't swim or don't know a guy named Tim..
even if you can't buckle your seat belt without slamming your eyes shut
you can visit our site.

Piemerica the site that will make you loose sight.. of bacon!
 
 
As a failsafe (not very safe is it?) that you didn't understand that..
It's Maynia Month in Piemerica!!!
 
& you thought we were forgetful before prepare for brain washing madness.. whoops!
 
It's completely minimized Lesson Mania Week in Piemerica Right NOW!!!
That's right the smallest Lesson Mania Week in years!!
 
& next week it's Daily Update Mania Week!!! with new original & unfunny material not hitting store shelves anytime! Coming soon Comics including the greatest of all time The darkened Reality of Real-Estate.
 
So read THIS or DIE with regret, eventually.
 
No more paint.. please no!!!! more paint no!!!!! more paint
 
dizzy up your extension & read marbles again.
Wed, 12 May 2004
Review Piemerica
Send in your reviews of our site!
Say whatever you want b/c if we don't like it we'll just edit it out anyway!
 
Appear on the Piemerica Reviews page (soon to be made)
 
http://s93609871.onlinehome.us/
 
send reviews to us
piemerica@yahoo.com
Sat, 12 Jun 2004
This may not last long.
Pie Inc. Shirt Photos, which you're all too young to remember.
 
& why not check out some pointless flash movies I made based on scripts.
 
www.digitalfilms.com/play.php?id=538702
www.digitalfilms.com/play.php?id=538701
 


Toaster Jar


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Friends. Fun. Try the all-new Yahoo! Messenger


The darkened Reality of Real-Estate Epicsode Z Staking Bin Cartilage The 9 Page Epic Comic is now fully Online.


Mon, 12 Jul 2004
The Advent of Thunder
C'mon go to Piemerica it's not like it will kill you!

Piemerica the site with so much pointless(?) original content you'll say "(insert your words here)"
 
& don't just take our word for it because that would be theft. pauses ahahahahaha
"Piemerica.
... that site disturbed me........
 i just found it sad and unsettling that someone would devote so much of their time to a website filled with non-sensical things like 'drinking books' etc. that seemed to be one, long, deluded personal joke.  .......i found it so utterly bizarre that i looked through good portions of the site trying to cull some meaning out of it. that failed. "
-politika
"piemerica was never ever cool or anything good at all."
-Rez
 
We've been prettied up & still have new content everydaY!!
Including the recently complete  Comics Section with image mapped madness, yes the calmest madness ever!
 
Be afraid, quite afraid because Emperor MAR doesn't even get paid (for th[at]is?).
 
Not Convinced yet?  Well then I give up.
- Toaster Jar
 
Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
Thu, 28 Oct 2004
P-I-E The Sixth

The 6th year of Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally kicks off the the
launch of the only thing our site has been missing & that is Boo! Bub?
Boo. Bluh?

New to the site the Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? section gives you most of what
you could want. Nearly all of the Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? comics are
available as well as trips back in time to 5 years ago when Boo! Bub?
Boo. Bluh? The Movie was all the buzz. Yes back when none of you were
around to know about it.

There are also new & updated index & entrance pages.

So go to our site
Piemerica.uni.cc
it will make you sleep like night
and you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

Fri, 18 Mar 2005
Epic Piemerican Event

A shocking event involving our very own Emperor MAR has gone down.
 
Visit Our Site Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally to find out.

Wed, 11 May 2005
Piemerica-Incorperated-Returnilly

More fun than eating a bear. Much more fun than being eaten by a bear.
Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally returnillys May 12! That is right the biggest event on the internet that no one will participate in.
 
Don't just Meet Piemerica but meet other people no one cares about without meeting them.
See Emperor MAR's face finally fully revealed!
 
It's Maynia Month & it is Insanina. See things with your eyes. Hear things with your ears. Nothing to smell though and that is a good thing.
 
Considered one of Piemerica's most legendary creations the mysterious Vaseing Harvesters is finally shed to light.
 
And don't forget, because we haven't told you yet, that...
Lesson Mania Week 2005 begins May 15 & will include over 150 lessons!
 
So visit P-I-E or you will miss out on all the non-urgent action!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
They have fun all the time but in the morning they fight & whine.
It's the guy with an alarm clock for a roomate.
Thu, 18 Aug 2005
The Equal Non-Equal Neutral Artbook

The 23 page Equal Non-Equal Neutral Artbook is now online.
It is considered to be one of the greatest works in Piemerican History.
Once all that was missing now the final epic item from Piemerica's past is added to the site.
 
See one of the strangest & most creative creations to ever come from the minds of Emperor MAR & (The Joe) at..
Piemerica


http://piemerica.uni.cc

Sun, 28 Aug 2005
Piemerican Magazine

Both issues of Piemerican Magazine are now online at the Piemerica website.
In their original form see what is considered some of Piemerica's greatest & most unique accomplishments. (They might even be funny!)
The last epic update from Piemerica's past.
 
Drinking Books, Milking Logs, 'ot 6 Reviews, Piemerican Airlines, Knews
The famed original Piemerican Magazine finally comes home on your pc or mac (but I doubt it)!
 
Piemerican Magazine #1 & #2
Piemerican Magazine #1Piemerican Magazine #2
 
 
Piemerica is also blessed with an all new front page showcasing each day's lesson, recent big updates, & daily updates.
And Emperor MAR's 20th birthday is Thursday September 1, 2005
If that means anything to you then you may wish (yes wish) him a happy one. Be sure to check out the Piemerica website that day also... ah hahaha..oops!
http://piemerica.uni.cc
 
The window glass blushes from the sunlight. During the weekend they bent the sail. We sail in circles waiting. Waiting for a hammer that lies on a bed of nails.
27 Mar 2006
New Advice Oven

The site may be down but Piemerica is still around.
New Advice Oven now posted at Emperor MAR's Myspace Blog (http://blog.myspace.com/emperormar).
 
So go feast on the only Piemerica massively dispensed since October 2005.
 
If you like the Advice Oven & need advice give Emperor MAR a ring uh ding ding (meaning e-mail him (piemerica@yahoo.com) or send him a message through myspace) to ask for advice of your own.


After e-mails Piemerica messages were sent via
MySpace Bulletins

Then bulletins sent were also blogged see
Emperor MAR's Myspace Blog 


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