The Pledge of Pielegiance
Revision 3
I pledge allegiance to Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally.
To always uphold the duty to eat pie everyday.
All the time to have pie in my mouth.
To only eat pie and become a fat guy.
For my blood sugar always to be FOUR HUNDRED ONE!!!!
With blueberries and forks for all!!!

The Pledge of Pielegiance Revision 3
(C)?10:38-10:46 P.M. Saturday, August 28, 1999
P-I-G-S Piemerican-International-Governmental-Society
Written by:
Michael A Reyes, Tim LeVallee, and Number Seven

The Pledge of Pielegiance
Revision 1
I pledge allegiance, to the pie, of the United Desserts of America
Always to uphold the duty to eat pie everyday
All the time to have pie in my mouth & lick the crumbs.
Also to put pie in a blender & drink it
To only eat pie and become a fat guy.
For my blood sugar always to be 401
With blueberries and forks for all.

 

The Pledge of Pielegiance
Revision 2
I pledge allegiance to the Pie, of the United Flavors of Piemerica.
To always uphold the duty to eat pie every day.
All the time to have pie in my mouth, lick the crumbs, put pie in a blender & drink it.
To only eat pie and become a fat guy.
For my blood sugar always to be
four hundred one with blueberries and forks for all!
Hurray!!!!!!!!!!

 

The Pledge of Pielegiance Revision 1
Written by:
Michael A Reyes and Tim LeVallee
The Pledge of Pielegiance Revision 2
Written by:
Michael A Reyes, Tim LeVallee, and Number Seven
Original (C)? Revision 1 1998 Pie Incorperated
Last Official Copy in
Religious Pie #1- Pie Cult

(C)? Revision 2 1998 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
Official Copy in
Emperor MAR's
8th grade agenda

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