Piemerica Highlights
1998
The Pledge of Pielegiance - Feb 1998
I pledge allegiance to Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally.
To always uphold the duty to eat pie everyday.
All the time to have pie in my mouth.
To only eat pie and become a fat guy.
For my blood sugar always to be FOUR HUNDRED ONE!!!!
With blueberries and forks for all!!!
Adam & Eve & Pie from Religious Pie #1 - Feb 26, 1998
From Political & Business Pie #1 - Feb 27, 1998
From Political & Business Pie #1 - Feb 27, 1998
Pie (Parody of Sugar Ray's Fly) - March 1998
All around the world pie is waiting for me
Who knows how long it's been cooling
Everywhere I go people stop & they say
"That pie is 25 years old it's gonna rest your soul"

I just want a pie. (That's what, that what I want)
Shove the whole thing in my mouth
Shove the whole thing in my mouth..
From How's It Gonna Taste? - March 9, 1998
(Parody of Third Eye Blind's How's It Going To Be)
I'm only pretty sure that I can't bake anymore
Before I took a bite I dropped it on the floor
When I say out loud I still want to eat this.
I wonder is there any fruit it's gonna miss.
...
I wonder How's it gonna taste when it goes down (gulp)
...
And How's it gonna taste after it fell on the floor
And How's it gonna taste
Wanna get you right back off my shoe
The pie is gone I ate it all
I wanna taste the edge of your crust
The pie is gone I ate it all
I ate it all
And How's it gonna taste after it fell on the floor
How's it gonna taste?
How's it gonna taste?
(Yuuuuuum)
The Seventh Piemandment:
"Remember the Crust & Keep it Filled."
From Piemerica the Greatest Country in the World - Oct 8 1998
Piemerica has the lowest cake rate in the world. Piemerica rules over all. Is Piemerica the greatest country on earth? I think so.
Dateline November 28, 1943:
Churchhill, Roosevelt, & Stalin meet in Tehran to eat World Pie II.
In late 1998 Piemerica actually ruled the world as the only nation on earth but after Piemerica fell we erased everyone's memories of it so we wouldn't look like chumps.

Michael Reyes Spring 1998
Michael Reyes Fall 1998
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