The Darkened Reality of Real-Estate
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Omaha Nebraska is NOT a legend!

Script:
Scissors: Did Eye hear about this guy Omaha Nebraska thinking himself a legend?
ME: What!? If he's a legend how come I've never heard of him?
Scissors: He's not really a legend he's just some incoherent moron who is very extremely dumb!
ME: Dumb! Sounds like another poser wannabe legend that has done nothing to earn this merit.
Eye: Eye can't believe someone can be so STUPID!
Scissors: Stupid? Absolutely! Smart? NO!
ME: Anyone who claims to be a legend and doesn't have the Piemerican Government to back it up should be put in a wood chipper after being beaten savagely by (The Joe) with a baseball bat.
Eye: But is that really enough for besmirchifying
(The Joe) Legend himself?
Scissors: Well no but if I were him I would stay away from my windows & lock all my cabbages oops! I mean doors.
ME: If you were him you would be so uncomprehendibly ignorant
Eye: That's Dead On
Scissors: You don't know how true your words are Eye
Bottom Box
WARNING this episode of The darkened Reality of Real-Estate is one of the most important & truthful episodes we've ever had. We here at Piemerica (creators of The darkened Reality of Real-Estate) realize that's not saying much but, Omaha Nebraska is not a legend!
Notes:
This was made not long after (The Joe) added Legend to his title & Omaha Nebraska originally opposed this & declared himself A Legend.
This also goes along with a lesson from that time.
Since then Omaha Nebraska has become a legend as one of the greatest song writers of all time in the band Star & Micey.
Spoilers:
The eyes at the bottom represent Catastrosphere who is/was an enemy of Omaha Nebraska.

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