Monday, November 30, 2015
No, No Normalvember
You are normal if you prefer luxury cruises to luxury colonoscopies.
Sporting a comb-over in a cancer ward, that's a no no.
Let us not use sub sandwich bazookas for evil.
You are normal if you don't like getting apples from a shady person but don't mind getting apples from a shady tree.
Dancing without a helmet, that's a no no.
Let us not reverse the gravity of the oceans to create a global bidet.
You are normal if you wouldn't like to be boiled alive & you aren't too groovy on the idea of being boiled dead either.
Donating your blood to a soup kitchen, that's a no no.
Let us not serve cucumber oatmeal to invading aliens.
You are normal if you can enjoy a ham & cheese sandwich but you
have trouble finding positive the aspects of ham & cheese soda.
Verbally taking a vow of silence, that's a no no.
Let us not make frequent wagers of, "If I'm wrong I'll eat my hat" as an excuse to frequently consume nacho hats.
You are normal if you like syrup on your pancakes but you don't like
syrup in your socks.. unless there are pancakes in your socks too.
Wearing a bowtie to a funeral, that's a no no.
Let us not cuddle a half dozen bound pigeons instead of using a pillow.
You are normal if you like receiving free prizes but don't like receiving free savage beatings.
Bringing "Get Well Soon" balloons to the hospital room of a family
member of a victim of the Hindenburg disaster, that's a no no.
Let us not cry over spilt milk. May we instead mourn with that spilt milk.
You are normal if you prefer cashing your checks to checking your cash.
Painting someone's portrait, that's a no no.
Let us not use floppy disks as nerdy coasters.
You are normal if you dislike birds pooping on your car but birds are still your first choice to do it.
Shaving in line at a buffet, that's a no no.
Let us not get life insurance for our earthworms.
You are normal if on death row you don't want your last meal to be fast food.
Serving hot dogs at a puppy's funeral, that's a no no.
Let us not skip lunch if that lunch is a tuna sandwich. The bread will
get too soggy to skip & the fish will find it offensive.
You are normal if you don’t like bad movie remakes & you don't like any fruit remakes.
Firing a gun.. in front of his family.. days before retirement, that's a no no.
Let us not bludgeon owls because they keep asking us the same question over & over.
Tuesday-Wednesday, November 24-25, 2015
November 22, 2015
90s Clipart Commentary II
Saturday, November 21, 2016
The 1st Survey Saturdays
On a scale of -5 to 0 how would you rate your satisfaction with being literate?
Who told you about our ivory black liquorice?
▢ A friend
▢ An enemy
☑ An enemy that thinks he/she is a friend
▢ What? Nobody ever tells me anything! They say I overreact & get pouty. Hmph!
◪ I'm color blind to white & black . Instead I see eggshell &
charcoal. But not like you think. I see white as charcoal & black
as eggshell. Oh & sometimes I mistake lime green for lemon lime
green. And needless to say, oranges taste red to me.
November 19, 2015
Mid-90s Clipart Commentary
November 14-18, 2015
Redesigned Photo Galleries
Punch My Cat
in the Face
(The Joe) Legend
section created with navigation & backgrounds.
New future proof navigation for Photo
Galleries & Lessons
Background colors added to some galleries.
dates & Top 3 dates
shrunk for better readability
November 2-13, 2015
New +=- section,
New Watch Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? page, Some
redesigning & updating of Lessons
Lesson Mania! released as free eBook
Originally released October 28, 2006, Lesson
Mania! contains the 1st 5 years of lessons categorized. The previously
unreleased full Lesson
Mania! Chronological & Categorical Ed. now available as
eBook as well. Lesson
Mania! Webpage redone with more links & scrapped content. Visit
it to read the book or download it.
Menu Music (Full Version) by Rose Garden Dream
Long unreleased, the tiny :10 version
appeared on 2004's Neon Scroll
by Rose Garden Dream. Written & played by Corey "Joenan" Spicer.
Full version video taped April 4, 2009, Released online November 8, 2015
Remade Misc Downloads Page
The data CD box set from 2005, The Florilegium
Compendium of Miscellany, has been restored
Page also now has Embedded Power Point
Presentations & images of downloads
Visit new Misc Downloads Page
More Site Updates
Emojis added to main links on front page.
All Piemerican Game download links restored.
New bonus images added (The Joe)'s First Book Drinking Fantasy
Broken "Related Blogs" links fixed site wide.