The Chair Song

I like to sit in chairs
No matter where I am in the world
Standing up makes me sore
And I don't want the floor
I like to sit in chairs
If I'm wearing pants
If I'm wearing shorts
If I am in the buff
I like to sit in chairs as long as they're not rough
If I'm on the street
If I'm in a seat
So what if I got two good feet
I've got a lot more chairs to use as a seat

2000 & 2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

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Written by Emperor MAR
August 13, 2000
Lyrics & Poems