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Hi kids don't you want to grow up to be just like me
& suffer constant heart attacks & hyper obesity
Perpetually struggling to breathe
& Drinking Books while giving savage beatings

2000 & 2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

Written by (The Joe) & Laslo PanafleX
October ??, 2000
Lyrics & Poems Parodies
Parody of Eminem's Role Model
I never actually heard this song in it's entirety.