Metal rolling pin is not.
My four prong toaster is gone,
but I didn't care back when I was shocked
by the fridge.
Shoving soap and water under the hood of a spoon
to make it look good.
One fatal blowof the freezeer fan.'
I'm really gonna hurt my hand.
Blender easily mixes a book.
Keep Catastrosphere away from the cantaloupe.
Used to always wonder if I under stood
the way I felt about the stove.
Last 2 lines Eric's Trip Pub. Designee
Rest by (The Joe)
© ? 2/23/01 Piemerica
Originally known as Drinking Books
The thought of milking logs fogs my mind with Drinking Book Glugs.
My can-opener can sharpen knives into life.