I Can't Bake
My gravy makes them wail & moan
I barbecue they pick the bones
But there's one thing you should not taste
That's when I attempt to bake
Well now I can't bake
Not a single thing
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Nah Nah Nada Nadadadadadada
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nada
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Yeah
I can even Fricassee
Roast with flame a rack of meat
Fry in oil & bacon grease
Steaming, poaching, simmering
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But now I can't bake
If you ask I will say nay
Well I've flambéed six million things and every one has tasted great
But I can't bake
No I can't bake
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Foo-ooo-ooo-ood
Foo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ood
Foo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ood...
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I've cooked buffets, a million things, and every thing has tasted great
But I can't bake
Believe me, I can't bake
I can't
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My gravy makes them wail & moan
I barbecue they pick the bones
But there's one thing you should not taste
That's when I attempt to bake
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Foo-ooo-ooo-ood
Foo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ood
Foo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ood...
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Sautee, Flambe
Bayayayake
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Foo-ooo-ooo-ood
Foo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ood
Foo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ood...
This Song is a Parody of Star & Micey's I Can't Wait
2012 Piemerica Written by MAR
October 6,
2012
Lyrics & Poems
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Additional Info:
The Band called the parody "Amazing" & "Dr.Seuss worthy"