November 8, 1960 Boyeee!
I've got every calendar since 1955
though that's 30 years longer than I've been alive
So while you sit on the net thinking of things to say
I be lookn' at the day they elected JFK
I learned English from a robot in 1962
And it left me a message for you
"I am a robot & you're not.
I am a robot & you're not."
I don't know what you've been told
but my font choice is always bold
Because I'm the boldest guy in the USA
I've got a mink skin jacket & a leather toupee
I broke the head on my shower
So I'm haven' bath parties every hour
Just come with your swimsuit on
& we'll get wrinkled til dawn
I've even got a slip n slide on the lawn