┐Tired of Ceral that sucks?
┐Want something that doesn't?
Well then you'll love this new product! (ripoff)
From Piemerica & PanafleX Ind.
|The cereal of morons Worldwide!!|
|There's a free prize in every box!|
This month's prize:
a new Kill Co. Retractable Baseball bat!
or a Die Horribly Inc. non-metal, undetectable gun! (or bomb)
In every box there's
|cereal! (or so it would seem)|
baseball bat shaped marshmellows!
sharp & pointy metal objects!
An actual bowl!
So join the pain &
caution: do not use milk / may cause death immediately
see also Beaties Prototype