|from the makers of|
Heart attack powder
before Borax ColaTM
after Borax ColaTM
horrible death now
(the other .1% is Borax)
taking the incapacitiating substance you love
and turning it into something even more deadly
and horrible than before!!
|"I love Borax ColaTM!"||"..help me!! I'm having a heart attack! ..... M._ _"|
(warning: Borax ColaTM may cause a horrible slow death.)
Written by Laslo PanafleX
Borax Cola invented by (The Joe) & Laslo PanafleX
Borax Cola is endorsed by Dr. Phil.