pamphlets and alcoholism
the book drinking technologies of libraries and correlations of alcoholism and pamphlets now on request by
requests are made on request move your mouth jaws up and down to speak interrogatively
in an airport
libraries for centuries were thought useful in many different ways, such as reading, bars, or bonfire settings. never has there been thought of damaging, out of date literature that causes blindness, abortions, and lupus. since many old time folks love to drink bookshine, this is a new and dangerous element amongst them. drinking bookshine is no longer acceptable as a way to "cure what ales you." it is a dangerous alcoholic bookerage that can kill you, and should kill you. pamphlets are now containing sucj additives as "the" and "doggy" that can cause temporary bookshine-like side effects. please take my hostile advice and heed it, or you may be, among other thing, beaten savagely or blinded by book.
many bookoholics are finding new ways to avoid 12 chapter programs in giving up drinking. their love to follow the bookardly way is overwhelmingly checkbook. drinking pamphlets is a quick and easy way to get a read before weddings, funerals, cancer, and piemericas # 1 sport, which for them, they are on the recieving end. savage clubbings are in order for all who are anti OJ (old school) and or anti JOE by drinking any alcoholic book before beatings. anycard, book drinking socially is only acceptable betwixt the hours of 4am and 4am sunday thru saturday. the only drinking not acceptafied is that of pamphlets, newspapers, or road maps. these have all been considered deadly to the piemerican spirit, and surrounding areas. anyone caught with these will be beaten savagely
(paid for re-elect laslo panafleX as book consultant 2004)