And introducing the new? book from
Laslo PanafleX himself... its
| Savage Beatings an offensive how to guide | It's Z chapters of pure crap! They are: | |
| Ch. 1 | Getting to know the fine art of beatings |
| Ch. 2 | forward (the history of beatings) | |
| Ch. 3 | selecting a baseball bat | |
| Ch. 9 | Glenn: baseball bat magnet (his head at least) | |
| Ch. 7 | beating styles | |
| Ch. 26 | murderous beatings | |
| Ch. Z | afterward | |
"If beating people is wrong, I'll just turn to murder"
-who cares who it's from?
| And the critics love it! | |
| "It was horrifying" | "Worst book ever" |
-New York Times | -New York Times |
| "It offended me .....ME!!" | "Hilarious.... except for the homeless being beaten" |
-George Carlin | -homeless man |