Day 1- 4 Lessons
Pollution is good for you. It makes you realize there should be less pollution.
When your clock is so slow it doesn't even know how to tell time, it's time to get a new clock.
One cannot prevent being a slacker because once one stops slacking one then slacks at slacking itself.
The reserves for the Marines are called Sub Marines.
Day 2- 4 Lessons
Imitation is the highest form of annoyance.
The reason kids eat crayons is because they are led to believe that colors are food when given popsicles.
Fun loving people get bored very easily.
When you find the onion bulbs at the top of the mountain the koalas will stop following you through walls of gelatin.
Day 3- 4 Lessons
Mexican blood is like hot sauce it turns mosquitoes into fireflies.
Soap-operas aren't clean. However Soap-&-water-operas are.
The foot heals the fastest of all body parts because it has a built-in heel.
If you run out of breath when walking up stairs, the stairs went way too high into the atmosphere.