Lessons 2008


Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day Collection
January, February, July, August, October, November

January
1/1/08
Super is supper with one ‘p’ that is how good supper is you see.

February
2/22/08
The reason God chastens us is because we’re running.

Flashback Edition (1/18/05)

Words do hurt when you try to bite them.

2/23/08
God caused people to lose their sight as they get older to make it easier on them when having to look in the mirror.

2/24/08
It is creative people who now make normal people normal.

Dial up is so slow it is as if one is dialing in the 1s & 0s manually.

2/25/08
Flashback Edition (3/11/05)

It is smart to scratch most itches but not all if abiding by public decency laws.

2/26/08
Flashback Edition (4/1/05)

Orange is the only sweet color.

2/27/08 Lost Lesson (written for Lesson Mania Week 2006 on 5/14/06)
The simple way to disguise a pimple is to act like it is an outie dimple.

July
Lesson Mania Week
7/28/08
Day 1- 4 Lessons
Pollution is good for you. It makes you realize there should be less pollution.

When your clock is so slow it doesn't even know how to tell time, it's time to get a new clock.

One cannot prevent being a slacker because once one stops slacking one then slacks at slacking itself.

The reserves for the Marines are called Sub Marines.

7/29/08
Day 2- 4 Lessons
Imitation is the highest form of annoyance.

The reason kids eat crayons is because they are led to believe that colors are food when given popsicles.


Fun loving people get bored very easily.

When you find the onion bulbs at the top of the mountain the koalas will stop following you through walls of gelatin.

7/30/08
Day 3- 4 Lessons
Mexican blood is like hot sauce it turns mosquitoes into fireflies.

Soap-operas aren't clean. However Soap-&-water-operas are.

The foot heals the fastest of all body parts because it has a built-in heel.

If you run out of breath when walking up stairs, the stairs went way too high into the atmosphere.


7/31/08
Day 4- 4 Lessons

The great thing about a sewer main rupturing is that you can fart and nobody would even know.

Drugs aren't the answer, unless the question is "What is not the answer?"

If everyone liked being insulted there would be no more insults.


It's hard work gaining weight mainly because being out of shape causes you to be out of breath all the time.

August
8/1/08
Day 5- 4 Lessons
The best time to say goodbye is when you first meet someone.

Circus midgets who grew up living in circus tents find it difficult to transition into living in houses with walls because they feel confined in the space despite their small stature.

Investing is easy, just get in a vest.

If someone tells you "It's not the end of the world" to do something and by some coincidence the world does end when you do it, that person is going to feel pretty bad.

End of Mania Week

October
10/5/08
One who seeks advice is not wise because you need to subtract vice not add to it.

The reason why women always go to the bathroom together is because the door reads "Women" and they don't realize that it is possible to go in one at a time.

November
11/13/08
Here's a healthy cooking reminder:  If you fry you die. If you bake it you make it.



Top 5 Lessons of 2008
5. Here's a healthy cooking reminder:  If you fry you die. If you bake it you make it.
4. God caused people to lose their sight as they get older to make it easier on them when having to look in the mirror.
3. Pollution is good for you. It makes you realize there should be less pollution.
2. The reserves for the Marines are called Sub Marines.
1. Super is supper with one ‘p’ that is how good supper is you see.


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