Day 1- 6 Lessons
Every day is a new day.. except yesterday and all the days before it. So really today is the only new day.
News is ok but of course no news is good news right?
Being caught on fire isn't as bad as being caught while on fire because there is more than one person involved in the second situation.
If you are pessimistic about pessimism you are an optimist.
Preflexes are better than reflexes.
There are stupid questions but stupid questions are better than stupid statements.
Day 2- 6 Lessons
People use the phrase "out like a light' but if a light is out it isn't a light anymore.
Flashback Edition (6/12/05)
The S in Swell stands for super. Swell means super well.
Trying is better than dying unless you are trying to die.
A blem is like a minor problem y'know like a blemish.
A problem is like a pro blem it has been professionally hired to bug you.
Lessona Mania Week 2010 LIVE on Day 3
Includes Improv and uneccessary explainations of the lessons.