Lessons 2014


Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day Collection
January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, Sundrycember, Oddtober, Normalvember, Doughcember

January
1/1/14

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but how do you keep your house from burning down? Sleep with pears in your mouth. It keeps your house from catching fire.

1/4/14
No one really ever gets sick or hurt. All diseases were made by greedy doctors. They invented gravity too.

It is easier to catch a snowball with your mouth than with your hands. But catching it with your mouth makes it much harder to throw back.

1/21/14
Monks run for political office all of the time but since they've taken vows of silence no one ever hears about it.

1/22/14
Piemerica's lessons will make you laugh & they will make you cry if there are freshly cut onions nearby.

1/30/14
Lighting a fire under someone twice is useless because once their bottom has been burnt they won't have any feeling left in it.

1/31/14
People who waste food eat pre-trash.

February
2/1/14
Houses in tropical climates are painted with light jackets of paint.

2/14/14
Jewish rappers should remember to proof read their emails because there is a big difference between "Oy!" & "Yo!"

2/17/14
Headless ghosts would bump into walls if they weren't ghosts.

2/18/14
If you are what you eat then eat donuts because then you'll be tasty & sweet & loved by millions.

2/25/14
Don't wash your pink plates with white plates. If you mix colored dishes with white dishes you'll end up with a purple monkey in the dishwasher... I think.

2/26/14
Putting clogs down your garbage disposal results in a clog clog.

March
3/1/14
If you get teleported to an empty universe you'd be the awesomest person in the universe!

3/2/14
Don't iron your tires. Those wrinkles were tread.

3/4/14
If you are looking for somewhere to sit just ask someone with a butt.

3/8/14
When you fall in the woods you can appreciate the ground. You are barely over it yet so close to being under it.

3/9/14
1 million people a day bathe in onions. They are the tiny people we eat but never see.

3/10/14
Wingface was a terrible super villain because he was an awesome hero.

3/11/14
After scorpions are extinct we will have private teleporters. You will be able to teleport things to strangers as gifts without having to know where they live. So go kill scorpions!

3/13/14
Bear ghosts are the only ghosts with teeth.

3/15/14
You may be city folk but you can still milk a cow faster than a horse can!

Lesson Mania Week 2014
3/16/14
Day 1- 3 Lessons
Calendars are invertebrates.

Most of us are under the weather because clouds are high up.

A kettle was involved in an envelope crash. No one got out alive because the kettle & the envelope weren't living things to begin with.

3/17/14
Day 2- 5 Lessons
It is really hard to saw dust.

If you put DVDs over your eyes you can look yourself in the eye. This helps train you for business situations that require eye contact.

This is what separates us & the toasts. We can't fit into toasters.

You'll never meet a hemophiliac box.

You can't put googly eyes on rice. It's too small.

3/18/14
Day 3- 4 Lessons
The man who invented the door lever was just a guy trying to get home with his bananas without being robbed. Round knobs don't work for that sort of thing. But you can use a lever with a banana.

Tree carvings are tree tattoos.

Sandpaper & glass-paper should not be used interchangeably.

You shouldn't drink from a fountain pen even though it's ok to drink from a water fountain but it's not ok to drink from a fountain at a mall but it's ok to drink from a soda fountain. If you want to drink some coins, don't drink from a fountain at a mall just put some water in your wallet.

3/19/14
Day 4- 3 Lessons
Prattle & Rattle are shaped mostly the same.

It makes as much sense to eat kiwi's unpeeled or to eat pineapples from the top down as it does to write on a plastic bag when you've got a paper bag right next to it.

Eating kiwi without peeling it is like boiling an ice cube before you bury it. It doesn't make any sense.

3/20/14
Day 5- 3 Lessons
When you are the passenger in an automobile say, "I'm hyped! I'm ready! You know why?.. Because I'm driven."

Never take headache medicine that only makes it stronger!

OK is better than KO unles you de 1 dat did it.

3/21/14
Day 6- 3 Lessons
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. That's why I always skipped school.

You can never outsmart anyone because the people who can be outsmarted are always too stupid to figure out that they've been outsmarted.

When you're eating at Subway you don't feel like you're in a subway just like when you eat at Kentucky Fried Chicken you don't feel like you're in Kentucky & when you eat at Burger King you don't feel like you're in the king's belly. When you go to Long John Silver's you don't feel like you're wearing long johns. Fish don't make you feel like that. Eating fish can make you feel like you are in the ocean if you ever took a bite out of fish while you was divin'.

3/22/14
Day 7- 3 Lessons
Cats have taken over the human race. Kitties invented technology to get us to just sit on our butts so they can always have a lap to sit in.

Home is wherever your sweat is from fun.

Couples who keep the vow of "til death do us part" don't make it out of marriage alive!

3/23/14
Dirt hoarders who store all of their dirt under their houses are never confronted.

3/27/14
Putting the cart before the horse is a good idea if the cart floats & the horse is in water.

3/28/14
If spiders wore pants they'd have a lot of pockets.

3/29/14
The button was depressed because it was a shirt button & not a button that could be pressed & de-pressed.

3/30/14
If you put two bowls together you can create a bowling ball that doesn't roll away.

3/31/14
Zombies have prosthetic life but their body parts are real.

April
4/2/14
Disgusting grocery stores don't employ grochers, their employees are grochests.

4/5/14
It is good to have neighbors from hell because it means they are on their way up in life. Coming from hell is much better than going to hell. It's hard to escape hell. You have to win a fiddln' contest.

4/6/14
Hammock reviewers never review how well hammocks hold their liquor.

4/7/14
In evolutionism stew made Stu. In creationion Stu made you, but later changed His name to Jesus.

4/8/14
Despite some Americans despising illegal aliens Mexicans amazingly have diplomatic immunity on most planets.

4/11/14
If you are a shady person lose some weight so you won't cast as much shade.

4/18/14
5 armed Zeidslurtz was excited to visit earth to participate in high-fives because on his planet beings only have 4 hands. His Omnegtolitum-English dictionary misled him however & he was greatly disappointed in we two-handed humans. He was going to destroy the earth until he saw someone giving away free kittens in a shopping parking lot. He know lives in Normal, IL enjoying petting his 5 kitties.

4/22/14
Invisible question marks are true question marks because their existence is questionable.

4/23/14
A relationship with counting can easily last forever.

4/24/14
Toasters are where toasts have their funerals. Our butter & plates are their afterlife.

4/25/14
Deserts do have trees but when you're not looking invisible palm trees eat all of the other trees, roots & all.

4/26/14
Kids who grow up on a farm have more expected of them because so many other things grow on a farm thus just simply growing is not as impressive.

4/29/14
Wrenches can help build but cannot build other wrenches.

May
5/4/14
If you use air quotes while typing you won't get a single editing job.

5/6/14
People will like you more if you don't have any opinions or facts, & people will always like you if you don't have any lies.

5/24/14
Rich people don't eat ground beef, they eat sky beef & billionaires eat space beef.

5/25/14
If your appendix is removed during surgery in your next surgery your doctor will have trouble locating your other organs because he won't know what page they are on.

5/28/14
Only super villains put paper towels in the ocean to suck up all the water so they can send it to another planet to create life there.

5/29/14
Makeup is beards for ladies.

5/30/14
You can't make fun of something that is already fun just like you can't make a pie that is already made!

5/31/14
Lmbo looks like you tried to say Limbo but you were limboing while writing it so you missed the i.

June
6/1/14
Cameras let us capture moments but moments aren't domesticated so sometimes moments capture us back.

6/3/14
There are so many colors that don't exist.

6/4/14
If your school chooses the right font you'll always make straight A's.

6/6/14
When you haven't seen someone in eight years say, "You haven't aged a bit, it's more like a byte."

6/9/14
It is customary in some non-Tuvaluan cultures for the parents of the bride to put a wedge in-between the bride & groom, a grapefruit wedge. This was the only way Maori businesswomen could sell any fruit because in Piemerican Ecuador you can pick fruit for free provided you have arms or toes.

6/10/14
Oven mitts were in fact designed to be used to catch ovens. They are smooth & fingerless to prevent you from actually catching an oven that has been thrown. They help the oven slip safely through your hands because no one's back & knees could handle catching an oven.

6/11/14
Caren was named after her attitude because she cared that she was born. Bill was named because his parents had no insurance. Greg was named because his parents liked dog marmoset hybrids. Now you know who you are Greg.

6/12/14
Without net neutrality web browsers would be more like web ration lines.

6/14/14
Everyone has friends in low places because the ground is a low place & we all live here.

6/15/14
Beach is Peach with a gut.

6/16/14
If you're ever wearing cleats on a basketball court.. you might be a foreign exchange student who signed up for the wrong sport.

6/17/14
Though similar to the electric blanket, the electric shirt never caught on because of their slogan, "Put on the back burner!"

6/18/14
When hiring foot racers make sure they agree to give you a run for your money.

The sky gets crowded with summer in June.

6/20/14
In his old age Taz has started going to a spin doctor.

6/22/14
If you're on top you're over the top unless you are the top.

6/23/14
Magneto is always sticking to his guns.

6/24/14
If you're going to paint the town red use a good primer first.

6/27/14
When in a physical altercation with someone who fights dirty you have to fight tooth and nail.

6/29/14
You're in trouble when, instead of throwing in the towel, you accidentally throw your hat in the ring.

6/30/14
Going out on a limb isn't risky if you bring the limb with you & lay it on the ground.

July
7/1/14
Ironically real rat races only occur at the most leisurely of occupations.

7/2/14
When you are eating deer for dinner passing the buck is a good thing.

7/4/14
If you fail to see the big picture your license may be revoked.

7/6/14
The sad truth is if you rap your mind around something physically you won't be able to wrap your mind around it figuratively.

7/7/14
If you have to spill the beans please don't cook them first.

7/8/14
Atari was so successful in the early 80s that they provided all of their employees with 3 square meals a day.

7/19/14
After the magician was injured during one of his tricks he now truly has nothing up his sleeve.

7/20/14
For unsuspecting adults Legos are often stumbling blocks.

7/23/14
"I'm sorry Minnie but the yacht won't be out of the shop until next Tuesday" is an example of a white lie.

7/24/14
Both Smart Alec & Stupid Alec were smart alecs.

7/25/14
Some say you have to be your kid's parent & not their friend. But those people must be pretty lousy friends because I've got a toddler & I don't see much of a difference. If a friend of mine came over & started throwing food on the floor, playing with my wires, & digging through my trash I'd insist that they stop too.

7/27/14
If someone rubs you the wrong way contact your lawyer.

August
8/11/14
Loki is always stealing Thor's thunder.

8/12/14
Alex had a pen & so did Al's ex because they had two pens & split them equally in the divorce.

Some people think we are supposed to bring heaven to earth, but it just doesn't work. The best we can do is to get the lion & the lamb to sleep in a bunk bed.

8/27/14
lol looks like a scared man's bow tie.

8/29/14
If your mouth lives a tongue be thankful because there are some who have no taste.

8/30/14
Anarchy has arrived when stop signs start walking.

8/31/14
Shea butter sounds dumb but Che Guevara butter sounds funny.

Sundrycember
9/1/14
It's now or never or the future.

9/2/14
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but there are no fish in space. If there were loads of people would go up there to fish.

9/3/14
Toll booths dare say, "it is my way AND the highway."

9/4/14
You are bossy if you say "Excuse me" instead of "may I be excused."

9/5/14
Some people aren't a barrel of laughs. They are more like a satchel of giggles.

9/6/14
None of us are the brightest bulb in the box unless there is a lamp in the box too.

9/7/14
If you have to change a baby carrot's diaper you're shopping at the wrong Whole Foods.

9/8/14
It is faster to thank someone from the top of your heart than from the bottom of your heart because those arteries are closer to your mouth.

9/9/14
If the world runs out of fish there are plenty of other fish to fry, just not literally.

9/10/14
Forget the Apple Watch, hold out for the tablet sized Apple Gauntlets.

How to get money is to win at basket sports.

9/11/14
If you get the short end of the stick just play a little tug of war to get more.

9/12/14
You can't hear silence & that is why silence is golden. Silence is to be seen & not heard.

9/13/14
If only we could swallow other people's pride starvation would end.

9/14/14
Laughter is the best medicine because it is contagious.

9/15/14
When you grow up they say you're raised but when you die you're lowered into the ground.

9/16/14
You know you've seen something cool when you've seen lightning bugs stuck by lightning.

9/17/14
It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog. But when the big dog eats the little dog that has big fight in it, look out!

9/18/14
To Blinky, Pinky, Inky, & Clyde Pac-Man is a vicious circle.

9/19/14
Interestingly, educated people are even more clever at pretending to be stupid because they use the "edumacated" cliché 43.668% less.

9/20/14
Lightning never strikes the same place twice because it always hits a just few millimeters to the left to make things much worse.

9/21/14
You are an awesome multi-tasker if you can hit the books, the bricks, the deck, the road, the nail on the head, the hay & the sack all at the same time.

9/22/14
It is pretty obvious when the fireworks industry is booming.

9/23/14
The idea that "you can't mix apples & oranges" is why you never see a math teacher working a juice stand.

9/24/14
The real reason Icarus fell was because he took someone under his wing.

9/25/14
Don't jump down someone else's throat or you may just drown in their stomach acid.

9/26/14
I've got my
I
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9/27/14
Public transportation can be heavenly but only if there is a severe wreck.

9/28/14
Strawberries need to come with a warning label. Too many people have needlessly died whilst trying to use them as straws.

9/29/14
There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who finish reading this & those who don't know what this part says.

9/30/14
Out of sight, out of mind.. except for the screams.

Oddtober
10/1/14

You are weird if you like to watch sports.. through the scope of a sniper rifle.

10/2/14
You are weird if cats are your favorite animal.. to place bets with.

10/3/14
You are weird if you only see your extended family a few times a year.. y'know during those big heists.

10/4/14
You are weird if you celebrate the 4th of July.. on January 6th, with waterworks, & a kosher meal.

10/5/14
You are weird if you stop at red stop lights.. only because you think they are death rays put there by the oil companies to get you to burn more fuel.

10/6/14
You are weird if you won't take no for an answer.. because you always take it for a question despite the inflection.

10/7/14
You are weird if you've ever seen a horse.. give you a manicure.

10/8/14
You are weird if you've invented the trinocular just in case people evolve a 3rd eye in your life time.

10/9/14
You are weird if you like baking soda.

10/10/14
You are weird if you like to go out dancing.. into traffic.

10/11/14
You are weird if you borrow your neighbor's rake every fall.. so you can regift it to him the following Christmas.

10/12/14
You are weird if your shirt has two sleeves.. of hard taco shells.

10/13/14
You are weird if you buy tv dinners.

10/14/14
You are weird if you boil your coffee.. with your mouth!

10/15/14
You are weird if you add cheese to everything. EVERYTHING including:  shoes, wigs, belts, petrol, earrings, goat cheese, eyebrows, letters, e-mails, harpsichords, tickets, sounds, light rays, hopscotch boundaries, felt, & a variety of lenses.

10/16/14
You are weird if you write just a few texts a day.. using only SpagettiOs!

10/17/14
You are weird if you paint your nails.

10/18/14
You are weird if you like to travel.. but only because you are looking for mother nature's baby.

10/19/14
You are weird if you rock the boat by stoning the bottom of glass boats.

10/20/14
You are weird if you use fencing to separate your yard from your neighbor's yard.

10/21/14
You are weird if before eating a banana you peel it.. with a unicorn's secret horn.

10/22/14
You are weird if you can spell your own name.. with a foreign alphabet.

10/23/14
You are weird if you like sharing your feelings.. with boxes of nails.

10/24/14
You are weird if your hamster has a hamster wheel made out of your old hamsters.

10/25/14
You are weird if you store your leftover foods in your refrigerator.. because you fear it will get revenge on you for eating them & not finishing the job.

10/26/14
You are weird if you like dressing on your salad.

10/27/14
You are weird if you can count to 3.. without using your brain.

10/28/14
You are weird if your great great great grandparents are dead.. but you still receive their mail.

10/29/14
You are weird if at night you lock your house.. in an electrified terrordome surrounded by exploding night waffles!

10/30/14
You are weird if you watch your tv.. torturing villagers in 1607 BC!

10/31/14
You are weird if you have 10 fingers.. that aren't yours.

Normalvember
11/1/14
You are normal if you don't like selling your soul but you do like selling your unused exercise equipment.

11/2/14
You are normal if you don't like biting the dust but you do like biting fresh fruit.

11/3/14
You are normal if you don't like being caught on fire but you do like being caught while jumping out of a window to escape from a fire.

11/4/14
You are normal if you don't like paying taxes but you do like paying for goods & services of your choice.

11/5/14
You are normal if you don't like eating out of the trash but you do like eating pre-trash.

11/6/14
You are normal if you don't like being driven crazy but you do like being driven to the donut shop.

11/7/14
You are normal if you don't like throwing in the towel but you do like throwing in the first pitch at a major league baseball game.

11/8/14
You are normal if you don't like the smell of defeat but you do like the smell of fresh baked bread.

11/9/14
You are normal if you don't like being called yellow but you do like being called on the phone by your best friend.

11/10/14
You are normal if you don't like losing your mind but you do like losing the maniac who is vehicularly chasing you.

11/11/14
You are normal if you don't like mailing threatening letters but you do like mailing birthday cards.

11/12/14
You are normal if you don't like picking up the check but you do like picking up your favorite pet.

11/13/14
You are normal if you don't like borrowing money but you do like borrowing money.

11/14/14
You are normal if you don't like facing your fears but you do like facing your television while watching it instead of having all of your furniture facing the opposite direction.

11/15/14
You are normal if you don't like wasting time but you do like wasting waste.

11/16/14
You are normal if you don't like wearing a beard of hornets but you do like wearing your favorite shirt.

11/17/14
You are normal if you don't like waiting at the doctor's office but you do like waiting for meat to be thoroughly cooked.

11/18/14
You are normal if you don't like seeing doctors play god but you do like seeing doctors play hopscotch.

11/19/14
You are normal if you don't like carrying a heavy burden but you do like carrying your bones & guts in your skin.

11/20/14
You are normal if you don't like being cut from the team but you do like being cut from a giant alien's spider web.

11/21/14
You are normal if you don't like watching a car wreck but you do like watching your favorite movie.

11/22/14
You are normal if you don't like feeling sad but you do like feeling things to know you still have a sense of touch.

11/23/14
You are normal if you don't like linebackers tackling your grandparents but you do like linebackers tackling your to-do list.

11/24/14
You are normal if you don't like passing a golden opportunity but you do like passing people with golden teeth.

11/25/14
You are normal if you don't like hearing about a tragedy but you do like hearing your favorite tune.

11/26/14
You are normal if you don't like burning your morning toast but you do like burning the wicks of scented candles.

11/27/14
You are normal if you don't like getting shot out of a cannon but you do like getting shot out in an escape pod.

11/28/14
You are normal if you don't like arrogant people but you do like feeling superior to arrogant people.

11/29/14
You are normal if you don't like being stepped on but you do like stepping on a planet with reasonable gravity.

11/30/14
You are normal if you don't like the pilot saying, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're experiencing some turbulence" but you do like the pilot saying, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're experiencing some nacho surplus."

Doughcember
12/1/14
You are rich if you never wake up at the crack of dawn.. because you had the crack fixed.

12/2/14
You are rich if your toilet water is imported... from Mars!

12/3/14
You are rich if, when your teacher told you to put on your thinking cap you put on your headdress that connected you to the ancient Mayan hive mind.

12/4/14
You are rich if the ice you use in your beverages comes from the iceberg that wrecked the Titanic.

12/5/14
You are rich if you bite the hand that feeds you because you are fed by an edible robotic hand.

12/6/14
You are rich if the money you are saving for a rainy day is so you can build a giant retractable dome over your city to keep the rain from getting to you & to the crops of the poor.

12/7/14
You are rich if you spill the beans.. by reversing the earth's gravity!

You are rich if your limo has an officially licensed full sized NASCAR racetrack with other golden limos on it racing each other.

12/8/14
You are rich if every cloud has a silver lining because you had some extra silver lying around.

12/9/14
You are rich if you take a back seat to no one.. because your cars cover both lanes by having 7 front seats.

12/10/14
You are rich if you are a son of a gun, a cloning gun.

12/11/14
You are rich if you visit your doctor everyday just so you can huck an apple at him.

12/12/14
You are rich if the salmon you buy swims upstream.. in the salmon olympics!

12/13/14
You are rich if you hire a narrator to narrate all of your actions just in case your actions don't speak louder than your words.

12/14/14
You are rich if you buy everything hook line and sinker because you only shop from mermaids.

12/15/14
You are rich if your clone calls in sick.

You are rich if when you say you're going to "surf the web" you mean the web created by your mutant silk-ice spider.

12/16/14
You are rich if your alarm has all the latest bells and whistles.

12/17/14
You are rich if, because you were tired of people saying, "Rome was not built in a day" you paid to have Rome rebuilt in a day & it worked!

12/18/14
You are rich if you call it a day before the sun even comes up.

12/19/14
You are rich if, as a child you heard someone say, "It's raining cats & dogs out there!" & you thought "that's a good idea" so you had your parents build you a cat/dog sprinkler system by putting a bowling alley on its side so the ball return would be the cat & dog return.

12/20/14
You are rich if you still write letters because you can pay to have them sent just as fast as a text.

You are rich if your money burns a hole in your pocket because you accidentally took your self-warming winter coins with you on a summer trip to the gumball machine.

12/21/14
You are rich if you live like there is no tomorrow because of your time machine never forcing you to experience tomorrow.

12/22/14
You are rich if your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor because you use your experimental emevator for that.

12/23/14
You are rich if when you start the day off on the wrong foot you have time rewound so you can restart the day on the right one but sometimes you forget why you rewound time so you have to rewind it again a few times before you get it right.

12/24/14
You are rich if you are heading for the poor house.. to knock it down.

12/25/14
You are rich if you know that breaking priceless ancient pottery for fun isn't all it's cracked up to be.

12/26/14
You are rich if your house is made of ice but you live in the desert.

12/27/14
You are rich when your idea of "pushing the envelope" is fighting a guy dressed as a giant envelope.

12/28/14
You are rich if the only time you have a bone to pick with someone is at the billionaires' dinosaur BBQ.

12/29/14
You are rich if you abandon ship just because the ship got wet.

You are rich if you shoot the messenger.. out of a canon so he can deliver the message faster.

12/30/14
You are rich if you own an indoor drug fog powered emotional roller coaster.

12/31/14
Rich guys named Rich who embrace themselves for who they are are the richest people in the world.

Top 11 Lessons of 2014 (Based on Facebook Likes & Comments)
11. Putting clogs down your garbage disposal results in a clog clog.
10. Public transportation can be heavenly but only if there is a severe wreck.
9. If you are what you eat then eat donuts because then you'll be tasty & sweet & loved by millions.
8. Forget the Apple Watch, hold out for the tablet sized Apple Gauntlets.
7. Don't jump down someone else's throat or you may just drown in their stomach acid.
6. Monks run for political office all of the time but since they've taken vows of silence no one ever hears about it.
5. No one really ever gets sick or hurt. All diseases were made by greedy doctors. They invented gravity too.
4. 
You are weird if you use fencing to separate your yard from your neighbor's yard.
3. You are weird if your hamster has a hamster wheel made out of your old hamsters.
2. Some say you have to be your kid's parent & not their friend. But those people must be pretty lousy friends because I've got a toddler & I don't see much of a difference. If a friend of mine came over & started throwing food on the floor, playing with my wires, & digging through my trash I'd insist that they stop too.
1. If you are a shady person lose some weight so you won't cast as much shade.

Top 20 Lessons of 2014 (as Chosen by Emperor MAR)
20. When hiring foot racers make sure they agree to give you a run for your money.
19. Putting clogs down your garbage disposal results in a clog clog.
18. If your appendix is removed during surgery in your next surgery your doctor will have trouble locating your other organs because he won't know what page they are on.
17. Rich people don't eat ground beef, they eat sky beef & billionaires eat space beef.
16. Houses in tropical climates are painted with light jackets of paint.
15. You are rich if you are heading for the poor house.. to knock it down.
14. If you're going to paint the town red use a good primer first.
13. You are weird if you have 10 fingers.. that aren't yours.
12. Dirt hoarders who store all of their dirt under their houses are never confronted.
11. There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who finish reading this & those who don't know what this part says.
10. You are rich if the only time you have a bone to pick with someone is at the billionaires' dinosaur BBQ.
9. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. That's why I always skipped school.
8. If you are what you eat then eat donuts because then you'll be tasty & sweet & loved by millions.
7. You are weird if you paint your nails.
6.You are weird if your shirt has two sleeves.. of hard taco shells.
5. You are weird if you like dressing on your salad.
4.You are weird if you like to travel.. but only because you are looking for mother nature's baby.
3. You are weird if you use fencing to separate your yard from your neighbor's yard.
2. You are weird if you like to watch sports.. through the scope of a sniper rifle.
1. You are rich if you hire a narrator to narrate all of your actions just in case your actions don't speak louder than your words.

2013 | House | 2015
All Lessons 2013-2014 (unless noted), Thanks to Bitstrips
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