Lessons 2017



Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day Collection
No 1/17

No 1/17
1/1/17
No one wants to walk on egg shells, except a proud mother hen.

1/2/17

No one likes to be told "You're A Coward," except little Johnny who has just been adopted into the Coward family.

1/3/17

No one wants to break the rules, except the people who know the rules exist.

1/4/17

No one wants their pants to fall down in public unless they're racing their pants.

1/5/17

No one wants to be left out, except pies that are cooling.

1/6/17

No one wants a tree to fall on them, except a tree hugger that wants to take it to the next level.

1/7/17

No one wants to put mustard on a peanut butter & jelly sandwich except mustard salesmen.

1/8/17

No one wants to be looked over, except dog show dogs.

1/9/17

No one likes to take the blame, except anonymous hackers.

1/10/17

No one wants a cop to shoot em unless the cop is also a photographer.

1/11/17

No one wants a thumb tack in their sock unless it’s hanging it from a mantel.

1/12/17

No one wants a cobra in their soup unless it’s cobra soup.

1/13/17

No one wants to get stuck in a rut except stickers. Because stickers aren't picky they're sticky.

1/14/17

No one wants to throw their Life away, unless they left the box open & it's stale.

1/15/17

No one wants to be insecure, except slutty Wi-Fi.

1/16/17

No one wants to go through life afraid, except stylish bath rugs that think I said, "afrayed."

1/17/17

No one wants their wife  to disappear, except magicians.

1/18/17

No one likes to be made to feel less than, except <.

1/19/17

No one wants a toilet full of candy unless it’s post digested.

1/20/17

No one likes to be told to shut up, except cartoon wardrobes eager to show off their door flapping skills.

1/21/17

No one wants a burger made of wax unless it’s a candle.

1/22/17

No one likes to be told "You're no good," except students at the Super-Villain Academy.

1/23/17

No one wants to see that.. except people reading the word that.

1/24/17

No-one ever wastes money, suckers just pay non-suckers.

1/25/17

No one ever wants to run away from home. They want to run to a new home.

1/26/17

No one wants an orange filled with blood, unless you're a vampire that likes oranges.

1/27/17

No one likes to feel judged, except actors on trial in their first courtroom scene.

1/28/17

No one wants a knife in their back, unless they’re having surgery, voluntary surgery.

1/29/17

No one likes to have egg on their face, except freaky-deek chickens.

1/30/17

No one wants to drop the chainsaws they're juggling except treasure hunters trying to discretely saw through the floor so they can discover the lost golden anvils of El Rey.

1/31/17

No one likes to be told "Your best friend has just died," except people in heaven.

2016 | House
All Lessons 2015-2017 (unless noted)
Piemerica

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Coming Later in 2017:
Fooduary, March is When, It's Alike April, iMay, Soon June III, July Genesises, Easier August, Sundrycember IV, Oddtober IV, No.vember II, Don'tcember II