Piemerica's Lesson of/for the
No one wants to walk on egg shells, except a proud mother hen.
No one likes to be told "You're A Coward," except little Johnny who has
just been adopted into the Coward family.
No one wants to break the rules, except the people who know the rules
No one wants their pants to fall down in public unless they're racing
No one wants to be left out, except pies that are cooling.
No one wants a tree to fall on them, except a tree hugger that wants to
take it to the next level.
No one wants to put mustard on a peanut butter & jelly sandwich
except mustard salesmen.
No one wants to be looked over, except dog show dogs.
No one likes to take the blame, except anonymous hackers.
No one wants a cop to shoot em unless the cop is also a photographer.
No one wants a thumb tack in their sock unless it’s hanging it from a
No one wants a cobra in their soup unless it’s cobra soup.
No one wants to get stuck in a rut except stickers. Because stickers
aren't picky they're sticky.
No one wants to throw their Life away, unless they left the box open
& it's stale.
No one wants to be insecure, except slutty Wi-Fi.
No one wants to go through life afraid, except stylish bath rugs that
think I said, "afrayed."
No one wants their wife to disappear, except magicians.
No one likes to be made to feel less than, except <.
No one wants a toilet full of candy unless it’s post digested.
No one likes to be told to shut up, except cartoon wardrobes eager to
show off their door flapping skills.
No one wants a burger made of wax unless it’s a candle.
No one likes to be told "You're no good," except students at the
No one wants to see that.. except people reading the word that.
No-one ever wastes money, suckers just pay non-suckers.
No one ever wants to run away from home. They want to run to a new home.
No one wants an orange filled with blood, unless you're a vampire that
No one likes to feel judged, except actors on trial in their first
No one wants a knife in their back, unless they’re having surgery,
No one likes to have egg on their face, except freaky-deek chickens.
No one wants to drop the chainsaws they're juggling except treasure
hunters trying to discretely saw through the floor so they can discover
the lost golden anvils of El Rey.
No one likes to be told "Your best friend has just died," except people
All Lessons 2015-2017 (unless
Coming Later in 2017:
March is When, It's Alike April, iMay, Soon June III, July Genesises, Easier August, Sundrycember IV, Oddtober IV, No.vember II, Don'tcember II