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Commentary:
Advertisement for the real book Lesson Mania!
Appears in Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? AudiOcular Manifestation Episode 1
Roger Ettehad plays the Drunk Guy

Links:
Lesson Mania! the real purchasable book!
Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? AudiOcular Manifestation Episode 1

Credits:
Written September 26, 2006

Original Script with Outtakes:
Lesson Mania! PM3
9/26/06
Piemerica's First huge Book Lesson Mania is on sale now!
Over 1,000 Lessons spanning over 5 years & 300 Pages. Lesson Mania! has for the first time ever Lessons Categorized to help you in those tough times such as when... (then insert Lesson)


Testimonials (use photos with the people)

[Dressed like Smiling Fireman with building burning in background]
"Lesson Mania got me a job. Now I don't have to beg for nickels at the 'Everything's a Dime or More Store' anymore because I'm a volunteer fireman!"

[Cat]
"Lesson Mania tought me how to talk. Sure this is just text and you can't hear me and they could be making this all up but I dare you to let your cat read this book & see if it doesn't talk. C'mon I dare ya!"

[Angry British Guy]
"I lost 10 pounds in just a few seconds because of Lesson Mania!"

[Drunk Guy (Joenan)]
"This book tastes great when you're drunk or when it's drunk whatever!"

[Guy walking away]
"I can't tell you how much Lesson Mania Means to me."

[Guy w/ boastful shirt (I'm Huge?)]
"I learned so much now I have a horrible ego problem and everyone hates me."

And if you're not satisfied with those testimonials how about this one?
[Emperor MAR]
"Lesson Mania is the latest & greatest thing you'll ever buy!*
*Results are subjective, may not be true.

And celebrity's love Lesson Mania! too just ask this guy who knows a guy who knows a girl who knows a steam puppet that knows a celebrity.
"Yeah John Wayne loves it. It made him the fastest samuri in the east."
[Photo of Guy]

[Guy next to Fireplace]
"This is the last book I'll ever need because this winter I'm switching to electric heat!"


[The Sun] -Last one
"Lesson Mania! gave me a reason to keep getting up in the morning."

So as you can see Lesson Mania! makes the world go round.
Get your copy for $10 now at Cafepress.com/Piemerica


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Possibly translate this into a video
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Video:
[Guy walking away & mumbles angrily]
(Caption at bottom of screen.)
"I can't tell you how much Lesson Mania Means to me."

[Guy w/ boastful shirt (I'm Huge?) & incredibly happy]
"I learned so much now I have a horrible ego problem and everyone hates me."

[Guy with book stuck to hand]
"I couldn't put it down because of the shoddy work done to bind the first editions"

And if you're not satisfied with those testimonials how about this one?
[Confused guy]
"What?..."

Ending:
[Some Guy]
"Lesson Mania has given me a new lease on life because it costs too much."
Camera Man with Book in hand:
"No it doesn't it's only $10 per copy"
[Some Guy] Runs off leaping into the air. Yipee!
Get your copy at Cafepress.com/Piemerica