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2005-Present, Piemerica
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Commentary:
Iron to Go - A pointlessly over researched ad mentioning places where charcoal is used among other obscure things.

Links:
Piemerican Airlines Website
Charcoal on Wikipedia

Credits:

Iron to Go written April 13, 2007
Piemerican Airlines text written February 23, 2009; Image caption from January 18, 2007

Original Script:

Iron to Go
Revolutionary technology brings you the Iron To Go
[image] (CHARCOAL POWER! Explosion logo)
This charcoal powered time saver gets you looking clean and smooth following any of the following circumstances.
Use it: While conducting a train, After sitting at the fire place, between Grilling at a BBQ, before an unveiling at the Procrastinator’s Art Gala, Riding on a bus in North Korea, Blacksmithing, or after planting a garden in the Amazon
You’ll never have to use Whale Oil again!
Order today and you’ll receive one wrinkled practice piece of paper & a fire safety handbook absolutely free!*
*Requires extra shipping costs.