Iron to Go - A pointlessly over researched ad mentioning places where charcoal is used among other obscure things.
|Iron to Go|
Revolutionary technology brings you the Iron To Go
[image] (CHARCOAL POWER! Explosion logo)
This charcoal powered time saver gets you looking clean and smooth following any of the following circumstances.
Use it: While conducting a train, After sitting at the fire place, between Grilling at a BBQ, before an unveiling at the Procrastinator’s Art Gala, Riding on a bus in North Korea, Blacksmithing, or after planting a garden in the Amazon
You’ll never have to use Whale Oil again!
Order today and you’ll receive one wrinkled practice piece of paper & a fire safety handbook absolutely free!*
*Requires extra shipping costs.