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'ot 6 Review

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More Store

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Vasing Harvesters

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We Sell Out!

World Heavyweight Champ

'ot 5 Review

Reality Fragrances

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Contents

Issue Recap

Knews

'ot 6 Review

Outta Debt

Advice Oven

More Store

School Rules

Vasing Harvesters

Knews

We Sell Out!

World Heavyweight Champ

'ot 5 Review

Reality Fragrances

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Commentary:
Ford Heights, IL is an incredibly poor city.

Links:
Ford Heigts, IL Poverty Rate Data

Credits:
Written April 13, 2007

Original Script:

Outta Debt Collection Agency
 [papers]
Knee deep in debt, well stop kneeling and call Outta Debt Collection Agency.
Geofird Outta was in debt for years until he was forced by the courts to create the Outta Debt Collection Agency. He very soon went on to be the richest man in Ford Heights, IL.
[travel suitcase]
Geofird has now moved to Piemerica to teach us his tried and ‘true’ methods for starting your very own collection agency.
“The only guaranteed way to get out of debt is to sell out and work for the companies you owe.”
This Could Be you!
[Money man]
Call now and join us!
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If you don’t we’ll be seeing you soon anyway.