Commentary:
Motion Radio joke comes from page 13 of the Equal Non-Equal Neutral Artbook written in 2001.
The Sub Woofer Sandwich which appeared in Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? AudiOcular Manifestation was originally slated to appear as a product of The More Store.
Shadow Toast is an idea from 2005 as simply Shadow Toast:  A toast meal for the whole family.

Links:
Equal Non-Equal Neutral Artbook Page 13
Sub Woofer Sandwich Video

Credits:
Written June 18 & 28, 2007. Additional writing done March 6, 2008; February 18 & 23, 2009
Photos for Scotch Tape & Night Lamp taken February 22, 2009
Photo of Emperor MAR for water taken Septebmer 6, 2008

Outtakes:

Thumb-Tacs New portable no-water-necessary hand soap

Frozen Cereals
Thanks to a mistake made by one of our former stock boys we also sell frozen cereals. We've got frosted flakes, frosted mini-wheats,..

Pillow Case
For that business person on the go who doesn't have room to pack a pillow.

Pepper Roni (alternate image)