(The Joe)- Bick em mi dai 13 minutes were an hour
M.A.R.- 'ep so it tok ahn our fowr folks to shower
(The Joe)- Dem daiz den were 292 minutes
M.A.R.- instead minuts weir mak in up fur et
(The Joe)- eI spuh ent mi mooney on aye kow
That it wuld elp mee farhm
M.A.R.- I t only help'd me eat he hE!
(The Joe)- Soi d-hat werz eu!
M.A.R.- Me had I ah gwood meal.
(The Joe)- Buy'll git eu 4 dhat jugst yu wait!
M.A.R.- Okaz!
holds thum up & smiles
The Next Day or Today:
(The Joe)-
Wiy quont you talk teu me?
M.A.R.- zi wudst told to waight
(The Joe)- Wull stip waighting.
M.A.R.- Ii gaihn'd ah hole binch o' wait
watches watch
(The Joe)- Wud ar U lukn ate!?
M.A.R.- Miz watch
ripple ripple can't yuz . tell ?
(The Joe)- Know. But I can? Ask!
M.A.R.- ir ewe tri 'n tu pay ah trick own may?
(The Joe)- Nope. Just slow lee poise on ing you.
M.A.R.- Whats ded eu judst sai?
(The Joe)- Neber mined that. Ear av som undisclosed liquid
M.A.R.- I hope this wurks. Okaz!
(The Joe)- Lewks lek meev p lant werds erf.. ectly
Cops- The jig is up!
(The Joe)- I wuz dondering when 'ee was gunna stop dancin.
Cops-
grab (The Joe) give savage beating
Are you alright Emperor MAR?
M.A.R.- No I'm not ok
holds back tears gub! looks at pimento cheese sandwich wait no. Yes I Am Yes I Am eats sandwich
(The Joe)- Leks like I finally gawt wudt wiz com'n to me.
Cops- Yeah but you won't be getting any mail where you're going pal,
I sure love this place Island!
(The Joe)- Budt wi?
Cops-
Oh that's just what we call the jail of unspeakable punishment, makes it easier to catch criminals
Chief- Way to talk in unison boys
M.A.R.- O kaz!
holds up thum & winks

2003 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

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Written by (The Joe) Legend & Emperor MAR

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