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2016
8/20/16
Does anyone else remember that time when all those angels fell from heaven & guys immediately started hitting on them?
9/3/16
Does anyone else remember that week when go carts were called stop carts because they went on strike?
9/10/16
Does anyone else remember the chicken that laid the golden eggs & its chicks that were made into chicken gold nuggets?
9/17/16
Does anyone else remember when tacos could walk the streets in peace without being eaten?
9/24/16
Does anyone else remember when everybody had four legs except for the other half of everybody who had no legs?
10/8/16
Does anyone else remember that time when cobras broke into existence & kept existin forever?
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2017

1/7/17

Does anyone else remember that time when a cactus fell off a truck into the middle of the street & everyone obeyed it as a crossing guard?

1/14/17

Does anyone else remember that time when the mayor cracked down on birdhouse slumlords?

1/21/17

Does anyone else remember that time when the electricity went out & all the candles instantly lit up?

1/28/17

Does anyone else remember that time we found out the house down the street had 2 rooves when the roof fell off the roof because some kid put a second roof on his house so he could boss his dad around?

2/4/17
Does anyone else remember a time when cleaning your plate simply meant eating a lot rather than washing a plate?
2/11/17
Does anyone else remember when we found that carrier pigeon in the mailbox because he didn't feel like flying down our long driveway?
2/18/17
Does anyone else remember that time when we met that whale that could play guitar & we were like, "Wow! You rock! Here try this electric guitar!" & the whale said "Great! I've never played one of these before!" & he took it & got electrocuted to death & we all ate whale that night & all the nights for the rest of our lives?
2/25/17
Does anyone else remember a time when burning candles was barbaric & people wondered aloud all day in Yiddish accents, "What's the deal with candles? Why do they make em if we can't burn 'em? What's the difference between em & 'em?"

3/4/17
Does anyone else remember that time when scientists found out Kryptonite was real but Superman still wasn't so they didn't bother to add it to the periodic table?
3/11/17
Does anyone else remember that time when a mustard tanker wrecked off the coast of Darfur & we all swam around & got yellow bellies?
3/18/17
Does anyone else remember that time when New Year's Day came early because everyone thought it was a leap year when it wasn't & no one was ready to celebrate because they were asleep?
3/25/17
Does anyone else remember that time when we went to the taco bar & we got beat up by drunken tacos?

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