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2016
8/20/16
Does anyone else remember that time when all those angels fell from heaven & guys immediately started hitting on them?
9/3/16
Does anyone else remember that week when go carts were called stop carts because they went on strike?
9/10/16
Does anyone else remember the chicken that laid the golden eggs & its chicks that were made into chicken gold nuggets?
9/17/16
Does anyone else remember when tacos could walk the streets in peace without being eaten?
9/24/16
Does anyone else remember when everybody had four legs except for the other half of everybody who had no legs?
10/8/16
Does anyone else remember that time when cobras broke into existence & kept existin forever?
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2017

1/7/17

Does anyone else remember that time when a cactus fell off a truck into the middle of the street & everyone obeyed it as a crossing guard?

1/14/17

Does anyone else remember that time when the mayor cracked down on birdhouse slumlords?

1/21/17

Does anyone else remember that time when the electricity went out & all the candles instantly lit up?

1/28/17

Does anyone else remember that time we found out the house down the street had 2 rooves when the roof fell off the roof because some kid put a second roof on his house so he could boss his dad around?

2/4/17
Does anyone else remember a time when cleaning your plate simply meant eating a lot rather than washing a plate?
2/11/17
Does anyone else remember when we found that carrier pigeon in the mailbox because he didn't feel like flying down our long driveway?
2/18/17
Does anyone else remember that time when we met that whale that could play guitar & we were like, "Wow! You rock! Here try this electric guitar!" & the whale said "Great! I've never played one of these before!" & he took it & got electrocuted to death & we all ate whale that night & all the nights for the rest of our lives?
2/25/17
Does anyone else remember a time when burning candles was barbaric & people wondered aloud all day in Yiddish accents, "What's the deal with candles? Why do they make em if we can't burn 'em? What's the difference between em & 'em?"

3/4/17
Does anyone else remember that time when scientists found out Kryptonite was real but Superman still wasn't so they didn't bother to add it to the periodic table?
3/11/17
Does anyone else remember that time when a mustard tanker wrecked off the coast of Darfur & we all swam around & got yellow bellies?
3/18/17
Does anyone else remember that time when New Year's Day came early because everyone thought it was a leap year when it wasn't & no one was ready to celebrate because they were asleep?
3/25/17
Does anyone else remember that time when we went to the taco bar & we got beat up by drunken tacos?

4/1/17
Does anyone else remember that day baseball was replaced with basesandwich & all the balls were sandwiches & it was nothin' but inside-the-park home runs because the sandwich had to be reassembled before anyone could be thrown out?
4/8/17
Does anyone else remember that time when reverse mermaid sharks made us jello candles with wicks of Pixy Stix, then everyone protested Wonka for bioengineering human shark hybrids? Then Wonka was like, "Dude, here's some free candy" & that's how Trick or Treating was invented.
4/15/17
Does anyone else remember that time when those trapezists snuck into our hand pile huddle & yelled "Whoa Trapezery!" & swung up & away out of sight?
4/22/17
Does anyone else remember that time when the floor was made of lava & lava was made of floors so rolls of linoleum spewed out of Mt. St. Flora?
4/29/17
Does anyone else remember that time when the phone was possessed by dead telemarketers? That's why we'd always hang up on them.

5/20/17
Does anyone else remember that time when freshly boiled sandwiches were the #1 food in the USA?
5/27/17
Does anyone else remember a time when being seen eating Frozen Cactuses was taboo?

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