Survey Saturdays
2015
2016 2017
2015

11/21/15

On a scale of -5 to 0 how would you rate your satisfaction with being literate?

11/21/15

Who told you about our ivory black liquorice?
▢ A friend
▢ An enemy
☑ An enemy that thinks he/she is a friend
▢ What? Nobody ever tells me anything! They say I overreact & get pouty. Hmph!
◪ I'm color blind to white & black . Instead I see eggshell & charcoal. But not like you think. I see white as charcoal & black as eggshell. Oh & sometimes I mistake lime green for lemon lime green. And needless to say, oranges taste red to me.

11/28/15


12/19/15

Have you read any words today (other than these)?
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2016
1/2/16
If you could rate your mood on a scale of 1-7, leaving out 4-6, what would it be?

1/16/16

Who has the most film in their back pockets:
▱ Caged bears.
▣ Solid harmonicas.
⧉ Beans with wishes.

1/30/16

Which superhero has the best toupee?
◪ Superman
▥ Wolverine
⊡ Aquaman
⎔ Shaft
❑ Punk rock Green Lantern

2/6/16

If you could feed 1 sentient hobo a month what would you require to do it?
▢ A 2 tooth minimum.
❑ Having him prove his sentience by typing 5 random alphanumeric unicode characters.
▱ Food, a gettaway car, & a stayahere car.
◪ Proof of sobriety & financial responsibility as required by your god &/or conscience.
⊟ A "gentleman's pancake"
⧉ Running into a hobo while having enough money to feed your nobos at home.

2/13/16

What kind of milk makes you thirstiest?
▣ Space milk
▥ Homemade milk (made from water & chalk)
☑ Moth milk
⊡ The one with the ball peen hammer that says I can't have any more milk unless I finish my cookies.

2/20/16

I see myself as a went gotter.
☒ Strongly agree to disagree
◪ Wussfully disagree to agree to disagree

3/5/16

How many [insert nationality you are least favorable of here] does it take to screw in a light bulb?
▱ 1
▱ 1/2
◪ ?/? (Whatever fraction of the body a single hand is)
▱ It depends on if they are alive.

3/12/16

How likely are you to take this survey?
⎔ Likely
⎔ Unlikely
◈ You know the deal, your existence must be ignored.

3/26/16

What is your legal name?

▢ Kettle Jim

☑ Mayolorka

☒ Tehtwobrush

⊡ Asinkojimenshi

▣ Chefarabeshkamoonjoi

2017
1/28/17
How many silk hacksaws I can put you down for?
❑ 1
⊡ 2
⧉ 6.12 (7th one is damaged, you get the 1/8 at a discount).
▣ I'm not sure how many silk hacksaws it would take to kill me. As a saw I'd die of old age before it could kill me. Oh? It's frozen silk? Ech, I don't want to think about this right now!

2/25/17

Where is the best place to keep an extra umbrella?
❑ In a 1970s science book.
☒ In science
☑ Outside of the realm of science

3/25/17

Which organ is your favorite to donate weekly?
☑ Heart (metaphorically)
❑ Skin (it's the biggest organ so that makes me the biggest hero!)
☒ Pancreas (because you love unnecessary surgery)