The Guy With An Alarm Clock For A Roommate
Episode 2 [8:45]
(Opening in Nexus's bed room with alarm clock going off)
NEXUS: turns on light Clocky please stop, I told you I'm sorry about the party, I have to go to work in the morning.
CLOCKY: I know and I'm giving you plenty o time to get ready
NEXUS: Errg, I can't take it anymore. Picks up phone and dials Hello Biff?
BIFF: sleepy Yeah, why are you calling so early.
NEXUS: It's Clocky he's still mad about his birthday party will you meet me at O'Bligatory's in 10 minutes?
BIFF: Sure thing pal
Nexus hangs up
CLOCKY: You dare call that murderer in front of me?
NEXUS: Murderer? You're fine. You're lucky I don't do the same to you when you wake me up
CLOCKY: Alright big man, you're really starting to tick me off! turns up alarm volume
NEXUS: Puts on shoes, I'm outta here!
(Opening theme song & credit sequence)
They have fun all the time
But in the morning they fight & whine
It's the guy with an alarm clock for a roommate
(Nexus enters and sits in O'Bligatory's Coffee Shop with Biff already there)
BIFF: You look horrible, and that 5 o' clock shadow..
NEXUS: It's terrible Biff, Clocky has been alarming around himself.
BIFF: Look, maybe you should stay at my place tonight, it'll be like old times..
NEXUS: I would but I really need to resolve this with Clocky somehow
BIFF: Worry about that later. You need to get your mind off of this.. I know, we can talk about the date you had with Kay on Saturday night. You met her father right?
NEXUS: Yeah he's the Chief of the Piemerican Officer's of Police Department
BIFF: Tough break man
NEXUS: I don't think it was that bad. The only thing he did all night was tickle me with his hand gun. It was really a conflicting experience, laughing so hard yet fearing for my life at the same time. But I know he at least 50% likes me or perhaps more because I lived to tell the tale.
NEXUS: Then I slurped my noodles right in front of them. Ohh, I don't think Kay will ever talk to me again.
BIFF: Actually Nexus, I invited her to breakfast with us.
BIFF: Well I didn't know you'd be so wrecked up looking and I figured she of all people would cheer you up. She should be here soon. Actually there she is now, hey Kay over here!
Kay walks to table and sits down next to Nexus
KAY: Oh Nexus you look really worn out, Clocky still alarming?
NEXUS: Yeah and you know what's worse?
BIFF & KAY: No what?
NEXUS: Yesterday, at least I think it was yesterday, Clocky wouldn't even give me the time of day anymore and hasn't since.
KAY: Why don't you just flip his alarm switch?
NEXUS: I'm afraid he'd never go for that, I could never touch him in that way, he'd hold it against me forever.
BIFF: Look Nexus we didn't want to have to tell you this but..
KAY: Interrupts You're clock can't talk
NEXUS: Of course he can, you were there at the party Kay, and Biff you've heard him speak lots of times.
BIFF: Buddy we mean it, your clock can't talk
NEXUS: I've heard enough. I thought you were my friends.
KAY: We are, but you're obviously not ready to accept the truth.. so well talk about something else for now. Umm, my dad really liked you.
NEXUS: How is that possible he bullied me all night.
KAY: Yeah he loves that. It makes him feel even more above the law.
NEXUS: Well at least that's some good news. Did I totally blow it with the slurping though?
KAY: Well if you would have blown first you wouldn't have had to slurp.
NEXUS: Aww that's not what I meant. I've gotta go back home and get dressed for work. I'll see you two later. Nexus exits
BIFF: What else can we do for the guy? I tried to bust his clock, you're father tried to scare him straight, we told him point blank that it can't talk. Any other ideas?
KAY: We need to go to this house, unplug his clock and take it's batteries out. Surely if it doesn't have power he won't think it's alive.
BIFF: It's worth a shot. We'll wait until he leaves for work. I've got a spare key. I can get us in.
(Cut to Nexus entering his home to get dressed for work with the alarm still on)
NEXUS: Yells Clocky!
CLOCKY: What is it now?
NEXUS: My friends say you can't talk!
CLOCKY: stops alarm What friends?
NEXUS: Biff and Kay
CLOCKY: Look I don't know how to tell you this but.. your friends aren't real.
NEXUS: Aw don't put yourself down you did know how to tell me that.. hey, what?
CLOCKY: Your friends aren't real idiot!
NEXUS: But you saw them at the birthday party and you even got a gift from Kay, Biff threw you against the wall
CLOCKY: Ok kid, you opened the door to the closet and brought out those presents and as for Biff.. you name your imaginary friends now?
NEXUS: They are not imaginary! You're imaginary! You can't talk and even if you could I'm shutting you up right now! pulls Clocky's plug
CLOCKY: You can't shut me up I've still got a battery.
NEXUS: Oh yeah well I'm taking that too Angrily takes out battery
CLOCKY: voice fades out
phone rings & Nexus answers it
WILT: Hello Nexus, it's Wilt from your carpool you coming to work today? We've been waiting on you.
NEXUS: No, I'm having a crisis. I need time off.. to think
WILT: Well make sure you call in or.. Nexus hangs up
NEXUS: plugs Clocky back in Clocky talk to me, talk to me!
(Cut to Biff and Kay entering Nexus's home)
BIFF: The door's unlocked. Nexus
They enter the bed room where Nexus is talking quietly to Clocky
KAY: Touches Nexus Nexus what are you doing?
NEXUS: I unplugged Clocky and took out his batteries, voice like crying then I plugged him back in and he hasn't said a word since..
BIFF: We told you buddy, your clock can't talk
NEXUS: But he told me that you two weren't real either
KAY: Who are you going to believe your friends or an imaginary talking clock?
(close up on Nexus as he talks)
NEXUS: I don't know what to believe anymore. Prove it, prove to me you're both real
BIFF & KAY: We can't
(Pull out with no one but Nexus in the room)
CLOCKY: I told you they weren't real.
NEXUS: Hopeful Clocky?
CLOCKY: You earth pets get crazy some times. I suppose if my planet was destroyed I'd be a little shaky too.
NEXUS: But they were real..
CLOCKY: Yes Biff and Kay got taken as pets too. In fact you have a play date with them this afternoon. I'll call Alarma and see if she can come over early with Kay.
|2005-2007 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally||Written by Emperor MAR|
Theme Song- May 11, 2005
Episode 1- August 26, 2006; August 22, 2007
Episode 2- May 1, & August 26, 2006; August 22, 2007