Zelon 20
| An apartment where a man is about to eat a burrito A man appears out of a flash Future Man: I am from the future. I am here to tell you that if you eat that burrito you will choke & die. Give it to me. holds out hand Present Man: Well you do have cool futuristic sunglasses.. give burrito to Future Man Future Man: It is bright in the future. Begins to eat the burrito Present Man: So you're just going to eat it? Future Man: with mouth full Yes, I said it would choke you not me. Present Man: Well should I go back to Taco Bell? Future Man: It's best to go now while you can. Present Man: What is there no Taco Bell in the future? Future Man: Tacos will be outlawed in the future so it will be known as Nacho Bell.. Grande Present Man: But I won't choke on the next burrito I get right? Future Man: Well I don't know. I changed your fate so anything is possible now I guess. Perhaps tacos won't be out lawed! drops jaw Present Man: weired out Right.. So now that your finished eating.. I mean saving my life &.. gets angry drinking my soda.. Future Man: Oh I'm not finished with it yet. Present Man: Shouldn't you be getting back to the future? Future Man: Hey watch your choice of words! This is a public conversation you know. Present Man: So how far in the future are you from? Future Man: Grabs magazine & lays back on couch I'm sorry? What? Present Man: grit teeth style So how far in the future are you from? Future Man: oh that... 20 years. Wow you guys have crunchy Peanut Butter! drops jaw Present Man: Ok listen when are you going back? Future Man: About... 20 years. Present Man: What? can't you just use that thing you did again? Future Man: Sorry it's a one way ticket Present Man: Worried So you're planning to stay here? Future Man: Well I did save your life. Present Man: Did you? Did you really? glances sadly at the floor Future Man: Look if you want me to leave I will. Present Man: Good then leave. Future Man: All right then. walks into the door hey this thing doesn't work. walks into door repetedly Present Man: sighs Use the knob.. Future Man: Knob? rolls eyes back like idiot & drools Present Man: I'll let you out. opens door there you go Future Man: polite bow thank you walks away 20 minutes later Future Man: Walks in through door lays on couch with magazine Present Man: enters from back, steps back in shock what are you doing here again! Future Man: I am from the future. Present Man: Well you did save my life.. Future Man: I am from the future. Present Man: yeah yeah.. puts hand to head & bows Almost 20 years later Present Man: Great news future man, it's been almost 20 years since you saved my life Future Man: I am from the future. Present Man: 3..2..1 Future Man: I am from the present. frowns Present Man: all right now get out grabs future man & pushes him toward the door Future Man: Well it's been nice.. uh thanks for letting me stay.. Present Man: continues to push him toward the door grabs him up by the collar & tosses him aand stay out! Present Man: closes door & dusts hands then collapses on couch & give a sigh or relief A man appears out of a flash Distant Future Man: I am from the future. I am here to tell you that if you had eaten that burrito 20 years ago you would have been all right. Present Man: stands up What!? Distant Future Man: Grabs magazine & lays back on couch So what do you have to eat here. Present Man: leans against wall & slowly lowers self & begins to cry Distant Future Man: I guess that's a nothing then.. ah well places magazine on chest & then goes to sleep Snore.. Snore.. | ||
| 2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally | 5/28 | Written by Emperor MAR May 25-26, 2004 |