Zelon 20

An apartment where a man is about to eat a burrito
A man appears out of a flash
Future Man: I am from the future. I am here to tell you that if you eat that burrito you will choke & die. Give it to me. holds out hand
Present Man: Well you do have cool futuristic sunglasses.. give burrito to Future Man
Future Man: It is bright in the future. Begins to eat the burrito
Present Man: So you're just going to eat it?
Future Man: with mouth full Yes, I said it would choke you not me.
Present Man: Well should I go back to Taco Bell?
Future Man: It's best to go now while you can.
Present Man: What is there no Taco Bell in the future?
Future Man: Tacos will be outlawed in the future so it will be known as Nacho Bell.. Grande
Present Man: But I won't choke on the next burrito I get right?
Future Man: Well I don't know. I changed your fate so anything is possible now I guess. Perhaps tacos won't be out lawed! drops jaw
Present Man: weired out Right.. So now that your finished eating.. I mean saving my life &.. gets angry drinking my soda..
Future Man: Oh I'm not finished with it yet.
Present Man: Shouldn't you be getting back to the future?
Future Man: Hey watch your choice of words! This is a public conversation you know.
Present Man: So how far in the future are you from?
Future Man: Grabs magazine & lays back on couch I'm sorry? What?
Present Man: grit teeth style So how far in the future are you from?
Future Man: oh that... 20 years. Wow you guys have crunchy Peanut Butter! drops jaw
Present Man: Ok listen when are you going back?
Future Man: About... 20 years.
Present Man: What? can't you just use that thing you did again?
Future Man: Sorry it's a one way ticket
Present Man: Worried So you're planning to stay here?
Future Man: Well I did save your life.
Present Man: Did you? Did you really? glances sadly at the floor
Future Man: Look if you want me to leave I will.
Present Man: Good then leave.
Future Man: All right then. walks into the door hey this thing doesn't work. walks into door repetedly
Present Man: sighs Use the knob..
Future Man: Knob? rolls eyes back like idiot & drools
Present Man: I'll let you out. opens door there you go
Future Man: polite bow thank you walks away

20 minutes later

Future Man: Walks in through door lays on couch with magazine
Present Man: enters from back, steps back in shock what are you doing here again!
Future Man: I am from the future.
Present Man: Well you did save my life..
Future Man: I am from the future.
Present Man: yeah yeah.. puts hand to head & bows

Almost 20 years later

Present Man: Great news future man, it's been almost 20 years since you saved my life
Future Man: I am from the future.
Present Man: 3..2..1
Future Man: I am from the present. frowns
Present Man: all right now get out grabs future man & pushes him toward the door
Future Man: Well it's been nice.. uh thanks for letting me stay..
Present Man: continues to push him toward the door grabs him up by the collar & tosses him aand stay out!
Present Man: closes door & dusts hands then collapses on couch & give a sigh or relief
A man appears out of a flash
Distant Future Man: I am from the future. I am here to tell you that if you had eaten that burrito 20 years ago you would have been all right.
Present Man: stands up What!?
Distant Future Man: Grabs magazine & lays back on couch So what do you have to eat here.
Present Man: leans against wall & slowly lowers self & begins to cry
Distant Future Man: I guess that's a nothing then.. ah well places magazine on chest & then goes to sleep Snore.. Snore..
2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

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Written by Emperor MAR
May 25-26, 2004

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