Opinions about Skillet Hats:
1. Skillet hats are the best hats ever
Why?: Not all agree.
2. Skillet hats taste better than a 1.4682 year old flask
Why?: Taste is a matter of personal preference.
3. Skillet hats will win the Super Bowl
Why?: Predictions are always (maybe) opinions.
Expert Opinions about Skillet Hats:
1. "Skillet hats are great for hitting people, and other things. Penguins can't fly without skillets. Driving reduces intelligence. Hit the road quick" -Laslo PanafleX
2. "Skillet hats look best when accessorized with two strands of wheat in between teeth, jug boot, & barrel with overalls over it" -(The Joe)
3. "Kilts should wear skillets with newspaper clipping eyes and a glass pencil" -(The Pete)
|Skillet Hats||baseball hats||Strainer hats|
|multi purpose (good)||look stupid (bad)|
Glenn loves baseball hats (horribly bad)
|great for strainin' (sad)|
Anecdotes: (speak like hick)
"One day I was cook'n me blackeye peas in a skillet. When ma said 'hey son it's time to go.' So I quickly put on my skillet hat & it was 16 lbs. & it hurt my craintum"
1. Wearing skillet hats are the #1 cause of wearing skillet hats in the world.
2. In the last year 100% of people wearing skillet hats wore skillet hats.
3. Assault has done down because of skillet hats
4. heavy sack beatings up 900%
Skillet hats can be used fresh off the stove
Definition- a frying pan hat head covering, usually with brim
A frying covering headpan.
©? 9/29/00 P-I-E
Red text written by Laslo PanafleX
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