Think About it Thursdays
2014 2015
2016 2017
2014
9/4/14
If you were hired by the BIG GOV® to rename all 27,300+ species of fish what would you name each one? P.S. Don't tell the BIG GOV® that I asked you this.
9/11/14
If you put all your eggs in one basket how many baskets would you need?
9/18/14
How many horses do you swear into office a day?
9/25/14
What makes you want to wear pickled coats?
10/2/14
Which of your heads has a backup hat?
10/9/14
If your toast came to life & tried to attack you.. you wouldn't try to kill it by putting it in the toaster would you? C'mon you know better than that.
10/16/14
If you could accel at any sport which one would you run over?
10/23/14
Do giant chefs use hammock collanders?
10/30/14
If truth is stranger than fiction then where on that scale do works "inspired by true events" fall?
11/6/14
What is your favorite number between six hundred million, four hundred forty-four thousand, six hundred twelve & six hundred million, four hundred forty-four thousand, seven hundred ninety-seven?
Best Answer, by Claudine Gimonet
It would depend on what we're counting, sheep? or $$$? or aftershocks after a big earthquake? (common where I live)
11/13/14
How many  are in this sentence?
11/20/14
What is the middlest number you can count to?
11/27/14
If you could spend time like money would you still pay your bills?
12/4/14
If wishes came true would you wish for wishes to not come true? Because I think that is what happened. Thanks a lot clod!
12/11/14
You ever put batter on your batteries?
12/18/14
If birds were real would you take one as a pet?
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2015
7/16/15
Have you ever put rocky road in a pot hole to catch an ice cream truck?
7/23/15
What would a jury of pirates be like?
7/30/15
What if knives have guts too?
8/6/15
Where did you get your delightful glass unicork holder?
8/13/15
How have you been since the turtle shell accident?
8/20/15
Who's you're favorite superzero? Mine is the binary zero.
8/27/15
If you could recolor the orange, but the name stays the same, what colors would you use?
9/3/15
How many noons does today have?
9/10/15
Have you ever held a séance for your dead pet rocks?
9/17/15
How can you live with yourself.. if you don't have a clone?
9/24/15
Anyone see the ellipses constellation come out the other night? It filled the whole sky!
10/1/15
What is your favorite fish.. to use as a harmonica?
10/8/15
What's your favorite food.. to bribe seals with?
10/15/15
Do you think cornbread helmets are safe?
10/29/15
Do you promise that you don't swear?
11/5/15
Have you ever wanted to catch fish just so you can punt them?
11/12/15
Is it disturbing to mail a letter to an envelope?
11/26/15
Which 9 syllable word are you most thankful for?
12/10/15
Is your diet always ready for unexpected boat rides?
12/17/15
Would you eat dogfish or peoplefish?
12/24/15
Does your middle name get jealous of your first name?
12/31/15
Hey, what's shakin'?
Yo, what's cherrylimeaidin?
Hey, what's bottledwaterin'?
Yo, what's liptonbriskicedtean'?
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2016
1/7/16
Hearing is like a mirror if you can hear them they can hear you right? Is that why people yell at movies?
1/14/16
Does LoL stand for soccer?
1/21/16
What is this "ios" I keep hearing about? Is it the cool new way of saying Cheerios?
1/28/16
I empathize with me. That makes me a good person right?
2/4/16
Would you rank your day as somewhere between a kaleidoscope of only oranges & a ziplock bag of water, 6/7ths full?
2/11/16
If I prefer my closets be painted white on the inside does that make me a closet racist?
2/18/16
Transmogrify any corn ice lately?
2/25/16
Did you ever meet the shale oil whisperer of saskawaukee?
3/3/16
How many histograms does it take to walk your dawg to the 3rd moon of Neptune?
3/10/16
How many chandeliers can you hang in your treeless yard?
3/17/16
Who farmed seeing invisible lights?
3/24/16
How many seasoned criminals does it take to justify the "Take a bite out of crime burger"?
3/31/16
How many double agents does it take to triple the amount of agents in that single van outside your window?
4/7/16
Which of your hands would look better in a wig?
4/14/16
Can you talk to me about French calories being different than Tunisian ones?
5/5/16
Why can't nerds stop talking about Dungeons & Rings, Force Trek, or Harold Wars? Or is it Harry Wars? I can never remember.
6/2/16
How many questions can you answer while reading this question?
6/9/16
Do you make rabbits joust with carrots?
6/16/16
If you could have dinner with anyone in history, who would it be.. that pays the bill?
6/23/16
What is the weight bearing limit on your wheelbarrow made of unprocessed cotton?
6/30/16
If you had a million dollars.. where would you keep it? C'mon you can tell me.
7/7/16
If you could give a eulogy at a funeral for any.. inanimate object, which would it be & why not?
7/14/16
If chartreuse were not an option, which color would you rename using only emojis?
7/21/16
What's you're favorite color.. blindfold?
7/28/16
What's the biggest sheep sweater you've ever knit? Why did you knit it so big? There are no sheeps that big!
8/4/16
Why won't you stop eating laminated toast in my shed?
8/11/16
If funner is not a word then how did you just read it?
8/18/16
What is nature's soup pot? How many species have gone extinct because of it?
8/25/16
How many invisible coats are you wearing this summer?
9/1/16
Which is your favorite non-fictional ninja turtle move, the disappearing reverse punch or the disappearing reverse kick?
9/8/16
Can I borrow your inflatable pool abacus?
9/15/16
What food do you use as the head of your Spoontopus?
9/22/16
What was your most cherished childhood test?
9/29/16
If you could remove any 7 colors from the rainbow which ones would you keep?
10/6/16
Which is your favorite color of milk, white or off-white?
10/13/16
Which inanimate object would you give a ticklish property to?
10/20/16
If today were your last day on earth.. would you still wear shoes?
10/27/16
What is the tallest tree you've ever smeared in artificial hippo blood?
11/3/16
If it's not a fun fact then how do you know it?
11/10/16
Why do you refuse to use refried beans in your bean bag chair?
11/17/16
If you found a lost oven out in the cold would you find a warm outlet for it to plug into?
11/24/16
Some? Alla ya? C’mon, which one is it Somalia!?
12/1/16
Chicken bones? What do bones have to be afraid of?
12/8/16
Which inanimate object would you be least concerned to find in your soup?
12/15/16
Who would you rather see locked in a zoo, your uncle or a monkey's uncle?
12/22/16
Would you rather break your neck or neck your break?
12/29/16
What were your 7 favorite Thursdays of the year?
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2017

1/5/17

Is there anything toast can’t do? I mean, except beg to not be eaten.

1/12/17

What's your favorite kind of basket to carry wet chalk in?

1/19/17

Why haven’t they invented a language where every word rhymes with another? Brother, souther, mother, smother, grandmother, grandbrother. Oh.. it's because only 6 words rhyme with another.

1/26/17

Would you wear a quality napkin coat?

2/2/17

Who wore Worcestershire wings to be eaten? Was it West-Angel Willie?

2/9/17

Are you deeper than a mountain top?

2/16/17

You ever try to color fire with your blood because the fire is too orange?

2/23/17

Ow my third foot! Where'd my third foot go?

3/2/17
Pineapple, what are you pining for at your core?
3/9/17
What other kind of preference is there other than a personal preference? One imposed by the state?
3/16/17
Hey! Watch it pal! What's the moderately-sized idea?
3/23/17
Would you rather be in jail or a pail? Pails don't get much work these days, it's all milk & beaches. Pretty sweet gigs.
3/30/17
Do you know the difference between you & me? I mean besides the spelling, pronunciation, & definition?