you were hired by the BIG GOV® to rename all 27,300+ species of fish
what would you name each one? P.S. Don't tell the BIG GOV® that I asked
you put all your eggs in one basket how many baskets would you need?
many horses do you swear into office a day?
makes you want to wear pickled coats?
of your heads has a backup hat?
your toast came to life & tried to attack you.. you wouldn't
kill it by putting it in the toaster would you? C'mon you know better
you could accel at any sport which one would you run over?
giant chefs use hammock collanders?
truth is stranger than fiction then where on that scale do works
"inspired by true events" fall?
is your favorite number between six hundred million, four hundred
forty-four thousand, six hundred twelve & six hundred million,
hundred forty-four thousand, seven hundred ninety-seven?
Best Answer, by Claudine Gimonet
It would depend on what we're counting, sheep? or $$$? or aftershocks
after a big earthquake? (common where I live)
many are in this sentence?
is the middlest number you can count to?
you could spend time like money would you still pay your bills?
wishes came true would you wish for wishes to not come true? Because I
think that is what happened. Thanks a lot clod!
ever put batter on your batteries?
birds were real would you take one as a pet?
you ever put rocky road in a pot hole to catch an ice cream truck?
would a jury of pirates be like?
What if knives have guts too?
did you get your delightful glass unicork holder?
have you been since the turtle shell accident?
you're favorite superzero? Mine is the binary zero.
you could recolor the orange, but the name stays the same, what colors
would you use?
many noons does today have?
you ever held a séance for your dead pet rocks?
can you live with yourself.. if you don't have a clone?
see the ellipses constellation come out the other night? It filled the
is your favorite fish.. to use as a harmonica?
your favorite food.. to bribe seals with?
think cornbread helmets are safe?
Do you promise that you don't swear?
Have you ever wanted to catch fish just so you can punt them?
Is it disturbing to mail a letter to an envelope?
Which 9 syllable word are you most thankful for?
Is your diet always ready for unexpected boat rides?
Would you eat dogfish or peoplefish?
Does your middle name get jealous of your first name?
Hey, what's shakin'?
Yo, what's cherrylimeaidin?
Hey, what's bottledwaterin'?
Yo, what's liptonbriskicedtean'?
Hearing is like a mirror if you can hear them they can hear you right?
Is that why people yell at movies?
Does LoL stand for soccer?
What is this "ios" I keep hearing about? Is it the cool new way of
I empathize with me. That makes me a good person right?
Would you rank your day as somewhere between a kaleidoscope of only
oranges & a ziplock bag of water, 6/7ths full?
If I prefer my closets be painted white on the inside does that make me
a closet racist?
Transmogrify any corn ice lately?
Did you ever meet the shale oil whisperer of saskawaukee?
How many histograms does it take to walk your dawg to the 3rd moon of
How many chandeliers can you hang in your treeless yard?
Who farmed seeing invisible lights?
How many seasoned criminals does it take to justify the "Take a bite
out of crime burger"?
How many double agents does it take to triple the amount of agents in
that single van outside your window?
Which of your hands would look better in a wig?
Can you talk to me about French calories being different than Tunisian
Why can't nerds stop talking about Dungeons & Rings, Force
Trek, or Harold Wars? Or is it Harry Wars? I can never remember.
How many questions can you answer while reading this question?
Do you make rabbits joust with carrots?
If you could have dinner with anyone in history, who would it be.. that
pays the bill?
What is the weight bearing limit on your wheelbarrow made of
If you had a million dollars.. where would you keep it? C'mon you can
If you could give a eulogy at a funeral for any.. inanimate object,
which would it be & why not?
If chartreuse were not an option, which color would you rename using
What's you're favorite color.. blindfold?
What's the biggest sheep sweater you've ever knit? Why did you knit it
so big? There are no sheeps that big!
Why won't you stop eating laminated toast in my shed?
If funner is not a word then how did you just read it?
What is nature's soup pot? How many species have gone extinct because
How many invisible coats are you wearing this summer?
Which is your favorite non-fictional ninja turtle move, the
disappearing reverse punch or the disappearing reverse kick?
Can I borrow your inflatable pool abacus?
What food do you use as the head of your Spoontopus?
What was your most cherished childhood test?
If you could remove any 7 colors from the rainbow which ones would you
Which is your favorite color of milk, white or off-white?
Which inanimate object would you give a ticklish property to?
If today were your last day on earth.. would you still wear shoes?
What is the tallest tree you've ever smeared in artificial hippo blood?
If it's not a fun fact then how do you know it?
Why do you refuse to use refried beans in your bean bag chair?
If you found a lost oven out in the cold would you find a warm outlet
for it to plug into?
Some? Alla ya? C’mon, which one is it Somalia!?
Chicken bones? What do bones have to be afraid of?
Which inanimate object would you be least concerned to find in your
Who would you rather see locked in a zoo, your uncle or a monkey's
Would you rather break your neck or neck your break?
What were your 7 favorite Thursdays of the year?
toast can’t do? I mean, except beg to not be eaten.
kind of basket to carry wet chalk in?
invented a language where every word rhymes with another? Brother,
mother, smother, grandmother, grandbrother. Oh.. it's because only 6
rhyme with another.
you wear a
quality napkin coat?
Worcestershire wings to be eaten? Was it West-Angel Willie?
you deeper than
a mountain top?
ever try to
color fire with your blood because the fire is too orange?
my third foot!
Where'd my third foot go?
Pineapple, what are you pining for at your core?
What other kind of preference is there other than a personal
preference? One imposed by the state?
Hey! Watch it pal! What's the moderately-sized idea?
Would you rather be in jail or a pail? Pails don't get much work these
days, it's all milk & beaches. Pretty sweet gigs.
Do you know the difference between you & me? I mean besides the
spelling, pronunciation, & definition?
What's your true wish, world peace or a piece of the world?
What is your favorite brand toothbrush to demeaningly clean a toilet
you could bury one thing with yourself what would it be? Mine would be
a Wi-Fi hotspot that helps funeral goers disrespect the dead as a rib
on the newbies.
Don't you hate shaved ice? It's so hard to get the shaving cream taste
Can you stand on an illegible ledge?
Why does Scotch Tape keep befriending measuring tape when it hates to
Why do people want someone to RIP so badly after they die? Is it autopsy slang?
Why do we have to call it a belly button? It's the only button on the body.
Why stop at chocolate fountains? Chocolate fire-hoses can turn anything chocolate!
Would you buy a rug made of toast? Well what if it came prejamspread?
Why do you feel the need to dye your brownies to disguise them as cornbread?
Have you ever tried to dig indoors?
What would you rather not have near your toe, a tick or a tack?
If you could use one magazine as bedding which would it be?
If you could write a song what address would you mail it to?
ever set your kid's clothes aside to spot treat the stains & they
grow out of them before you get around to actually doing it?