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2001Top 3 Mania Week 2001
2/7/01
Top 3 jobs to never give Laslo PanafleX
4/23/01Top 3 Lessons
2/14/01
Top 3 Ways to Lighten up (not literally)
4/24/01Top 3 non-violent things to say to not start a conversion
2/21/01
Top 3 Ways to Act Suspicious
4/24/01Top 3 ways to loose money in a business
2/28/01
Top 3 ways to not get juice out of a lemon
4/25/01Top 3 Worst Advertisements
3/7/01
Top 3 Most famous quotes from (The Joe)
4/25/01Top 3 Best Advertisements
3/21/01
Top 3 Reasons to not listen to this top 3
4/26/01Top 3 days of the week [that don't exist]
3/28/01
Top 3 Worst Shoes
4/26/01Top 3 Rare Phobias
4/4/01
Catastrosphere's Top 5 unrelated things
4/27/01Top 3 Ways to Stop
4/11/01
Book Drinking Top 3
4/27/01Top 3 Moments in Mania Month


4/27/01Top 3 #'s


4/28/01Top 3 Worst storage places
2/7/01
Top 3 jobs to never give Laslo PanafleX:
3. Elementary School Administrator
2. Daycare Owner
1. Little league baseball coach
2/14/01
Top 3 Ways to Lighten up (not literally):
3. Imagine yourself drinking the sweet text of a book.
2. Refrain from Milking Logs at least 2 days a week.
1. Drink a Book

2/21/01
Top 3 Ways to Act Suspicious:
3. Cough loudly in Russian while looking at a wet box.
2. Be shifty eyed.
1. Act paranoid to throw everyone off & tap a quarter for 4 days.

2/28/01
Top 3 ways to not get juice out of a lemon:
3. Hold a lemon to a light & look up while rubbing on a grater.
2. Rub it on an open wound.
1. Smashing it in a bear's face.
3/7/01
Top 3 Most famous quotes from (The Joe):
3. What the Eat?
2. Drink Books
1. The Oatmeal Phrase- It smells like OATMEAL up in dis House AAhh YeaH! wika wika
3/21/01
Top 3 Reasons to not listen to this top 3:
3. It's about itself.
2. It's not funny.
1. It pointlessly wastes your time as filler material.
3/28/01
Top 3 Worst Shoes:
3. A shirt
2. A hamster
1. A knife
0. A flaming box
-1. A plugged in toaster
-2. A giant exploding castle
4/4/01
Catastrosphere's Top 5 unrelated things:
5. forks
4. shoes
3. doors
2. nitrogen
1. apples
4/11/01
Book Drinking Top 3:
3. A Book Drink a Book uh de Book Drink uh Drink Drink Book uh dee Books
2. KnirD skooB
1. Actually Drink Books
Top 3 Mania Week 2001
4/23/01
Top 3 Lessons:
3. If you say "ey look at me" beware for one of the people there may stalk you for the rest of your life.
2. When someone gives you a gift it is better to not repay them, than to lock them in your basement, feed them nothing but bow ties until they say "I admit I'm a leprechaun."
1. Remember a picture is worth a thousand words not a picture can say a thousand words, so stop torturing them in your cellar.
4/24/01
Top 3 non-violent things to say to not start a conversion:
3. Hello I'm (The Joe).
2. You got weasels on your face.
1. I sure love to talk about push brooms.
4/24/01
Top 3 ways to loose money in a business:
3. Burn down the insurance company instead of your building.
2. Using the classic sales pitch & then putting it into action,
 "We Burn Money!
1. Play hide & go seek with the funds
4/25/01
Top 3 Worst Advertisements:
3. It's 16oz. of goodness in a 12oz. can.
2. Disease Jelly fun for kids of all ages 11 and under.
1. Leaf Car Co. cars built leaf tough.
4/25/01
Top 3 Best Advertisements:
3. It tastes bad but buy it anyway. -Big Mac
2. NASA we waste your money & you can't do nothing about it.
1. It breathes, sees, smells, flies, builds, cleans, burns, etc. It's the aspects of Life!
4/26/01
Top 3 days of the week [that don't exist]:
3. Furday- cans are opened with sizzling.
2. Bigday- everything shrinks quickly.
1. Moftde- can anymore be said?
4/26/01
Top 3 Rare Phobias:
3. Fear of traveling back in time (which is impossible)
2. Fear of breathing fire
1. Fear of someone flying in your house taking your dust pan, breaking your shoelaces, & then eating your internet.
4/27/01
Top 3 Ways to Stop:
3. Set a time limit
2. Go until you reach a barricade
1. Fall Down
4/27/01
Top 3 Moments in Mania Month:
3. scripture Mania week Day 1
2. Final day of Lesson Mania Week
1. The Release from Drinking Books
4/27/01
Top 3 #'s:
3. 3
2. 2
1. 1
4/28/01
Top 3 Worst storage places:
3. electricity
2. fire
1. outer space
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